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   I was wrong to grow older. Pity. I was so happy as a child.
 ~quote about Age by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

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   Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
 ~quotes on Ignorance by Albert Einstein

   Our tax code is so long it makes War and Peace seem breezy.
 ~sayings on Taxes by Steven LaTourette

   Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional
 ~quotations on Birthdays by Chili Davis

   Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God.
 ~best motivational quote by Diana Robinson

   If a man is not rising upwards to be an angel, depend upon it, he is sinking downwards to be a devil.
 ~saying about best by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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   The one charm of the past is that it is the past.
 ~quote about Past by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

   Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.
 ~quotes on Cats by Mark Twain

   A baseball fan has the digestive apparatus of a billy goat. He can, and does, devour any set of diamond statistics with insatiable appetite and then nuzzles hungrily for more.
 ~sayings on Baseball by Arthur Daley

   Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.
 ~quotations on Environment by Jimmy Buffet, Mother Earth News, March-April 1990

   All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
 ~best motivational quote by Mark Kennedy

   Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
 ~saying about best by Aldous Huxley

   We are never prepared for what we expect.
 ~quote about Hawww by James A. Michener, Caravans

   We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.
 ~quotes on Sisters by Charlotte Gray

   Dance till the stars come down from the rafters,Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop.
 ~sayings on Party Invitations by W.H. Auden

   Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
 ~quotations on Dogs by Josh Billings

   Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
 ~best motivational quote by Yiddish Proverb

   Be a love pharmacist: dispense hugs like medicine - they are!
 ~saying about best by Terri Guillemets

   Gratitude is the best attitude.
 ~quote about Gratitude by Author Unknown

   We on this continent should never forget that men first crossed the Atlantic not to find soil for their ploughs but to secure liberty for their souls.
 ~quotes on Freedom by Robert J. McCracken

   The number of substitutes for fine and clean thinking the world provides positively gnaws at one's vitals.
 ~sayings on Society by Harold J. Laski

   Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll.
 ~quotations on Heartache by Author Unknown

   I always have the feeling that I'm just another human being.
 ~best motivational quote by Dalai Lama

   As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence
 ~saying about best by Alcibiades

   Being loved keeps you young
 ~quote about Celebrity by Madonna

   The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
 ~quotes on Homosexuality by Dennis Miller

   Be humble, for the worst thing in the world is of the same stuff as you; be confident, for the stars are of the same stuff as you.
 ~sayings on Confidence by Nicholai Velimirovic

   In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists
 ~quotations on Future by Eric Hoffer

   Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.
 ~best motivational quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry Mom, but nobody beats me
 ~saying about best by Leo Durocher

   Poetry is the language in which man explores his own amazement.
 ~quote about Poetry by Christopher Fry

   Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
 ~quotes on Advice by Gordon R. Dickson

   How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them.
 ~sayings on Self-Control by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

   If it were not for guests all houses would be graves.
 ~quotations on Guests by Kahlil Gibran

   The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
 ~best motivational quote by Oscar Levant

   You cannot prevent and prepare for war at the same time.
 ~saying about best by Albert Einstein

   To eat bread without hope is still slowly to starve to death.
 ~quote about Hope by Pearl S. Buck

   My estimate is that not more than a quarter of all men ever have an original thought. Reading is merely absorbing, taking in. Thinking is creating – giving out.
 ~quotes on Self Improvement by

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