Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.
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The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
~quotes on Conformity by Foe Ancis The real differences around the world today are not between Jews and Arabs; Protestants and Catholics; Muslims, Croats, and Serbs. The real differences are between those who embrace peace and those who would destroy it; between those who look to the future and those who cling to the past; between those who open their arms and those who are determined to clench their fists.
~sayings on Peace by William J. Clinton, 1997 Woman didn't get the short end of every stick. At least God gave us handheld massaging shower heads.
~quotations on Women by Rhann Morgan Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
~boondock saints movie quotes by Bill Veeck The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
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An original writer is not one who imitates nobody, but one whom nobody can imitate.
~quote about Writing by Chateaubriand, Le Génie du Christianisme, 1802 You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
~quotes on Imagination by Mark Twain Opportunities fly by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we heed not, because of the happiness that is gone.
~sayings on Living by Jerome K. Jerome, The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow, 1889 Man alone, of all god’s creatures, can change himself for the better
~quotations on Happiness by The faith that stands on authority is not faith.
~boondock saints movie quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
~saying about boondock saints movie by Mark Twain Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams.
~quote about Love by Fyodor Dostoevski My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
~quotes on Money by Errol Flynn Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence.
~sayings on Marriage by Author Unknown A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses
~quotations on Drinking by H. L. Mencken I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catchers mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.
~boondock saints movie quotes by Author Unknown Hair brings one's self-image into focus; it is vanity's proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices.
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~quote about Self Discipline by Jim Rohn The mother's heart is the child's school-room.
~quotes on Mothers by Henry Ward Beecher Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness.
~sayings on Adversity by André Gide, L'immoraliste In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry.
~quotations on Business by Dave Barry Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
~boondock saints movie quotes by Euripides, Alexander God has given a great deal to man, but man would like something from man.
~saying about boondock saints movie by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin The moment a child is born, the mother is also bornShe never existed beforeThe woman existed, but the mother, neverA mother is something absolutely new
~quote about Mothers Day by Rajneesh The great majority of us are required to live a life of constant duplicity. Your health is bound to be affected if, day after day, you say the opposite of what you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike, and rejoice at what brings you nothing but misfortune.
~quotes on Being Yourself by Boris Pasternak I'm not an environmentalist. I'm an Earth warrior.
~sayings on Environment by Darryl Cherney, quoted in Smithsonian, April 1990 So many pictures, so little time!
~quotations on Scrapbooking by Author Unknown Creativity arises out of the tension between spontaneity and limitations, the latter (like the river banks) forcing the spontaneity into the various forms which are essential to the work of art or poem
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~saying about boondock saints movie by George Eliot Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
~quote about Gambling by From the movie The Color of Money Be an opener of doors for such as come after thee, and do not try to make the universe a blind alley.
~quotes on Helping by Ralph Waldo Emerson If everybody contemplates the infinite instead of fixing the drains, many of us will die of cholera.
~sayings on Philosophy by John Rich Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything
~quotations on Romantic Quotes by Katherine Hepburn A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.
~boondock saints movie quotes by Thomas Mann Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.
~saying about boondock saints movie by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there is no God.
~quote about Money by Logan Pearsall Smith Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them.
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