No scrap of paper bigger than my smallest punch shall be thrown away.
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Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.
~quotes on Religion by Mark Twain America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
~sayings on America by Abraham Lincoln God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
~quotations on Gardens by Author Unknown If it's natural to kill, why do men have to go into training to learn how?
~confused love sayings by Joan Baez, What Would You Do If....? Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
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Failure to plan is unknowing planning to fail.
~quote about Self Discipline by I have spent my days stringing and unstringing my instrument, while the song I came to sing remains unsung.
~quotes on Carpe Diem by Tagore If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
~sayings on Society by Russell P. Askue If you ain't just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven't studied the games enough.
~quotations on Gambling by VP Pappy If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.
~confused love sayings by Sally Edwards The absolute fundamental aim is to make money out of satisfying customers.
~saying about confused by John Egan Each forward step we take we leave some phantom of ourselves behind.
~quote about Philosophical by John Lancaster Spalding The cigarette does the smoking - you're just the sucker.
~quotes on Smoking by Author Unknown You must be at the end of your ropeI felt a tug
~sayings on Hang in There by Author Unknown The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
~quotations on Dogs by Andy Rooney Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself.
~confused love sayings by Gerald Brenan I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
~saying about confused by Thomas Jefferson I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake.
~quote about Sleep by Author Unknown I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
~quotes on Laughter by Woody Allen In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a day's work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for twenty years.
~sayings on Teachers by Jacques Barzun It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
~quotations on Religion by G.K. Chesterton You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
~confused love sayings by Anne Lamott Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
~saying about confused by Doug Larson When the wine goes in, strange things come out
~quote about Party Invitations by Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799 All the mistakes I make arise from forsaking my own station and trying to see the object from another person's point of view.
~quotes on Being Yourself by Ralph Waldo Emerson Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.
~sayings on Fathers by Clarence Budington Kelland When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened
~quotations on Death by Sir Winston Churchill Nurses can take the pressure.
~confused love sayings by Author Unknown All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality.
~saying about confused by Martin Luther King, Jr. The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise from their not seeing them and being with them, but from their apprehension that their husbands are enjoying pleasures in which they do not participate, and which, from their being at a distance, they have not the power of interrupting.
~quote about Marriage by Michel de Montaigne Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at batThen fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's moundPut first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three togetherOf course, in case of rain, you gott
~quotes on Fathers Day by Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968 Flip yoga backwards, throw in an n, and you've got agony.
~sayings on Yoga by The Quote Garden I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.
~quotations on Computers by Author Unknown Profit in business comes from repeat customers, customers that boast about your project or service, and that bring friends with them
~confused love sayings by W. Edwards Deming I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.
~saying about confused by Henry David Thoreau When we lose God, it is not God who is lost.
~quote about God by Author Unknown Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
~quotes on Attitude by Ralph Waldo Emerson
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