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Poverty, Frost, Famine, Rain, Disease, are the beadles and guardsmen that hold us to Common Sense
~quotes on Adversity by Ralph Waldo Emerson When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
~sayings on Confidence by African Proverb One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
~quotations on Kindness by Malayan Proverb Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?
~cool and funny quotes by Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970 Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.
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Sadness flies on the wings of the morning and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.
~quote about Mornings by Jean Giraudoux That some good can be derived from every event is a better proposition than that everything happens for the best, which it assuredly does not.
~quotes on Adversity by James K. Feibleman Others’ faults show up like bright headlights; our own as dull tail lights.
~sayings on Proverbs by When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy.
~quotations on Leadership by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
~cool and funny quotes by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.
~saying about cool by Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
~quote about Marriage by E.W. Howe They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
~quotes on Self-Discovery by Confucius Affectation is a greater enemy to the face than smallpox.
~sayings on Hypocrisy by English Proverb It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.
~quotations on Autumn by P.D. James There is a muscular energy in sunlight corresponding to the spiritual energy of wind.
~cool and funny quotes by Annie Dillard Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
~saying about cool by Santayana, Essays All deep things are song. It seems somehow the very central essence of us, song; as if all the rest were but wrappages and hulls!
~quote about Music by Thomas Carlyle Poker is the game closest to the western conception of life, where life and thought are recognized as intimately combined, where free will prevails over philosophies of fate or of chance, where men are considered moral agents and where - at least in the short run - the important thing is not what happens but what people think happens.
~quotes on Poker by John Luckacs Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing.
~sayings on Marriage by Duane Dewel When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.
~quotations on Changes by Victor Frankl Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people.
~cool and funny quotes by David Sarnoff Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow-creatures is amusing in itself.
~saying about cool by James Anthony Froude, Oceana, 1886 Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination.
~quote about Happiness by Immanuel Kant Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man. But they don't bite everybody.
~quotes on Thinking by Stanislaw Lec, Unkempt Thoughts, 1962 To accept a favor is to confer one. To refuse one is an insult. The open hand becomes the closed fist.
~sayings on Personality by What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good enough.
~quotations on Gratitude by Bertolt Brecht, Jungle of Cities, 1924 In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known - that the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness
~cool and funny quotes by Norman O. Brown If you judge people you have no time to love them.
~saying about cool by Mother Teresa I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
~quote about Teachers by Lily Tomlin as Edith Ann The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter
~quotes on Election Day by Winston Churchill Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
~sayings on Life by George Bernard Shaw The poet's darling.
~quotations on Flowers by William Wordsworth, To the Daisy Daily ask yourself: How can I do this task quicker, cheaper, better, or more easily?
~cool and funny quotes by How many things are there which I do not want.
~saying about cool by Socrates I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
~quote about Humor by Tommy Cooper [T]his is California. Blondes are like the state flower or something.
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