All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say, Yo Goober! Where's the meat? I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
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~sayings on Philosophy by Martin L. Gross, A Call for Revolution, 1993 Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement.
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~quotes on Wise Words by Kathryn Carpenter There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
~sayings on Computers by Richard P. Feynman Every vice is only an exaggeration of a necessary and virtuous function.
~quotations on Vices by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1836 I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
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~quotes on Funny Quotes by Groucho Marx The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
~sayings on Perseverance by Author Unknown We're taking away your individual cubicles. In the new system you'll sign up for whatever cube is open that day. It's based on the model of public restrooms. But I call it 'hoteling' because it increases my chances of getting tips. Each cubicle will have a computer, a chair, and a roll of note paper . . . Take one and pass it around
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