If the Aborigine drafted an I.Q. test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
~quote about Civilization by Stanley Garn Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
~quotes on Humor by Art Buchwald
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~sayings on Hypocrisy by Josh Billings The more sympathy you give, the less you need.
~quotations on Kindness by Malcolm S. Forbes Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
~cute funny love quotes by Author Unknown The American reading his Sunday paper in a state of lazy collapse is perhaps the most perfect symbol of the triumph of quantity over quality.... Whole forests are being ground into pulp daily to minister to our triviality.
~saying about love by Irving Babbitt How is one to live a moral and compassionate existence when one finds darkness not only in one's culture but within oneself? There are simply no answers to some of the great pressing questions. You continue to live them out, making your life a worthy expression of leaning into the light.
~quote about Integrity by Barry Lopez, Arctic Dreams
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~quotes on Men by Anita Wise We tear life out of life to use it for looking at itself.
~sayings on Life by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
~quotations on American football by Dan Birdwell The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
~cute funny love quotes by Paul Valery I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they'll find me like a strip of bacon - a streak of lean and a streak of fat.
~saying about love by Texas Guinan The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.
~quote about Driving by Edward Abbey To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
~quotes on Smoking by Mark Twain, attributed All photographs are accurate. None of them is the truth.
~sayings on Photography by Richard Avedon Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.
~quotations on Censorship by Mark Twain, Notebook, 1935 Some Americans need hyphens in their names, because only part of them has come over; but when the whole man has come over, heart and thought and all, the hyphen drops of its own weight out of his name
~cute funny love quotes by Woodrow Wilson Use of advanced messaging technology does not imply an endorsement of western industrial civilization.
~saying about love by Anonymous email sig line Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it.
~quote about Happiness by Margaret Thatcher The three horrors of modern life - talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction.
~quotes on Society by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 A poem is true if it hangs together. Information points to something else. A poem points to nothing but itself.
~sayings on Poetry by E.M. Forster, Two Cheers for Democracy, 1951 The forceps of our minds are clumsy things and crush the truth a little in the course of taking hold of it.
~quotations on Thinking by H.G. Wells In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved
~cute funny love quotes by Franklin D. Roosevelt To give vent now and then to his feelings, whether of pleasure or discontent, is a great ease to a man's heart.
~saying about love by Francesco Guicciardini A wee child toddling in a wonder world.... I prefer to their dogma my excursions into the natural gardens where the voice of the Great Spirit is heard in the twittering of birds, the rippling of mighty waters, and the sweet breathing of flowers. If this is Paganism, then at present, at least, I am a Pagan.
~quote about Nature by Zitkala-Sa You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
~quotes on Love by Barbara De Angelis A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: Because everything does.
~sayings on Sex by Honor Tracy It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations
~quotations on Love Quotes by Rob Cella When one has the feeling of dislike for evil, when one feels tranquil, one finds pleasure in listening to good teachings; when one has these feelings and appreciates them, one is free of fear.
~cute funny love quotes by Buddha Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking.
~saying about love by Tim McMahon Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.
~quote about Water by Loren Eiseley As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.
~quotes on Walking by Bill Vaughan He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
~sayings on Politics by Richard Darman, director of the Office of Management and Budget, explaining why President Bush wasn' We acquire the strength we have overcome.
~quotations on Adversity by Ralph Waldo Emerson In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you.
~cute funny love quotes by Frank Wilczek My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
~saying about love by Harry Secombe I think that travel comes from some deep urge to see the world, like the urge that brings up a worm in an Irish bog to see the moon when it is full.
~quote about Travel by Lord Dunsany Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
~quotes on Advice by Erica Jong, How to Save Your Own Life, 1977
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