May you live as long as you are fit to live, but no longer! or, may you rather die before you cease to be fit to live than after!
~quote about Blessings by Philip Dormer Stanhope, 1749
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~quotes on Language by Abigail Adams I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
~sayings on Violence by Scott Adams Baseball is too much of a sport to be called a business, and too much of a business to be called a sport.
~quotations on Baseball by Philip Wrigley Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.
~cute inspirational quote by Samuel Johnson No one is listening until you fart.
~saying about cute by Author Unknown
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~quote about Comedy by James Thurber It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on... someone to tell on!
~quotes on Brothers by Author Unknown The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.
~sayings on Living by Abraham Lincoln You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.
~quotations on Society by Charles Kuralt An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
~cute inspirational quote by Author Unknown If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.
~saying about cute by Thomas Alva Edison How many does it take to metamorphose wickedness into righteousness? One man must not kill. If he does, it is murder.... But a state or nation may kill as many as they please, and it is not murder. It is just, necessary, commendable, and right. Only get people enough to agree to it, and the butchery of myriads of human beings is perfectly innocent. But how many does it take?
~quote about Violence by Adin Ballou, The Non-Resistant, 5 February 1845 Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
~quotes on Dental by Ambrose Bierce Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the twentieth century.
~sayings on Society by Greg Egan, Distress The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
~quotations on Perspective by William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice Talk doesn't cook rice.
~cute inspirational quote by Chinese Proverb Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value
~saying about cute by Albert Einstein I have my own little world, but it's okay - they know me here.
~quote about Sanity by Author Unknown A new friendship is like an unripened fruit - it may become either an orange or a lemon
~quotes on Friendship by Emma Stacey Climb the mountains and get their good tidingsNature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into treesThe winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves
~sayings on Earth Day by John Muir First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly
~quotations on Retirement by Branch Rickey If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.
~cute inspirational quote by Michel de Montaigne The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on
~saying about cute by Elbert Hubbard I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.
~quote about Grandparents by Gene Perret I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
~quotes on Exercise by Neil Armstrong on jogging, in an interview with Walter Cronkite Guilt is a rope that wears thin.
~sayings on Happiness by Ayn Rand Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
~quotations on Baseball by Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968 Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
~cute inspirational quote by Jane Howard Whether he likes it or not, a man’s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life.
~saying about cute by Anthony Holden Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
~quote about Age by Robert Southey, The Doctor Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
~quotes on Love by Peter Ustinov Courage is knowing what not to fear.
~sayings on Courage by Plato He that uses many words for the explaining any subject doth, like the cuttlefish, hide himself for the most part in his own ink.
~quotations on Writing by John Ray The drops of rain make a hole in the stone not by violence but by oft falling.
~cute inspirational quote by Lucretius The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis, and we'd have a mighty dull literature if all the writers that came along were a bunch of happy chuckleheads.
~saying about cute by William Styron, interview, Writers at Work, 1958 It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
~quote about Sex by Marge Piercy You must not know too much, or be too precise or scientific about birds and trees and flowers and water-craft; a certain free margin, and even vagueness - perhaps ignorance, credulity - helps your enjoyment of these things...
~quotes on Nature by Walt Whitman, Specimen Days, Birds - And a Caution (Thank you, Corinne.)
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