The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say.
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
~quotes on Jobs by Pearl Bailey The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
~sayings on Perfection by Stanley J. Randall Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.
~quotations on Hypocrisy by Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Envy is a littleness of soul, which cannot see beyond a certain point, and if it does not occupy the whole space feels itself excluded.
~cute layout quotes by William Hazlitt, Characteristics, 1823 It's easier to tear a hole than to mend one.
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories
~quote about Mothers Day by John Wilmot The only limit to your impact is your imagination and commitment.
~quotes on Self Improvement by Anthony Robbins A true poet does not bother to be poetical. Nor does a nursery gardener scent his roses.
~sayings on Poetry by Jean Cocteau To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions.
~quotations on Carpe Diem by William James Men of genius are meteors destined to burn themselves out in lighting up their age.
~cute layout quotes by Napoleon Bonaparte, Discours de Lyon, 1771 Summer set lip to earth's bosom bare,And left the flushed print in a poppy there.
~saying about layout by Francis Thompson, The Poppy, 1891 If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
~quote about Mothers Day by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.
~quotes on Clothing by Quentin Crisp Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
~sayings on Weather by John Ruskin God - but a word invoked to explain the world.
~quotations on Religion by Prat de Lamartine What is old aged? Lack of interest. Keep up your interest and you’ll never be old.
~cute layout quotes by The healthy and strong individual is the one who asks for help when he needs it. Whether he's got an abscess on his knee or in his soul.
~saying about layout by Rona Barrett Life is the sum of all your choices.
~quote about Life by Albert Camus You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
~quotes on Arizona by Local Saying A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.
~sayings on Golf by Barry Fitzgerald, Going My Way Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
~quotations on Marriage by Ogden Nash To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
~cute layout quotes by Bertrand Russell A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
~saying about layout by Lord John Russell It's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.
~quote about Grammar by Andrew Jackson Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
~quotes on Science by Marston Bates Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose.
~sayings on Politics by George Will While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness
~quotations on Creativity by Gilda Radner All lies and jests, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
~cute layout quotes by Paul Simon Eating, loving, singing and digesting are, in truth, the four acts of the comic opera known as life, and they pass like bubbles of a bottle of champagne. Whoever lets them break without having enjoyed them is a complete fool.
~saying about layout by Gioacchino Rossini Human suffering, while it is asleep, is shapeless. If it is wakened it takes the form of the waker.
~quote about Adversity by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
~quotes on Love by George Bernard Shaw Language forces us to perceive the world as man presents it to us.
~sayings on Language by Julia Penelope It is a good divine that follows his own instructions.
~quotations on Hypocrisy by William Shakespeare I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
~cute layout quotes by Fred Allen A nickel's worth of goulash beats a five dollar can of vitamines.
~saying about layout by Martin H. Fischer Why wait when you can create?
~quote about Success by Nisandeh Neta We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck . . . But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness
~quotes on Luck by Ellen Goodman
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