Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
~quote about Heartache by Charlie Brown
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~quotes on Parenting by Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968 Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single
~sayings on Weddings by Author Unknown I hate American simplicity. I glory in the piling up of complications of every sort. If I could pronounce the name James in any different or more elaborate way I should be in favor of doing it.
~quotations on America by Henry James True friends stab you in the front.
~cute layout quotes by Oscar Wilde Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
~saying about layout by Sam Levenson
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~quote about Cheerleading by Author Unknown I hire tea by the tea bag.
~quotes on Money by Martin Amis, on renting the essentials of life after breaking up with a lover, Money: A Suicide Note Soul meets soul on lovers' lips
~sayings on Valentine's Day by Percy Bysshe Shelley Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time for more than hastily contrived answers.
~quotations on Life by Learned Hand If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.
~cute layout quotes by Toni Morrison If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.
~saying about layout by P.Z. Pearce A private man, however successful in his own dealing, if his country perish is involved in her destruction; but if he be an unprosperous citizen of a prosperous city, he is much more likely to recover. Seeing, then, that States can bear the misfortunes of individuals, but individuals cannot bear the misfortunes of States, let us all stand by our country.
~quote about Patriotism by Thucydides Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible
~quotes on Mothers Day by Marion C. Garretty I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that the sense of being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which religion is powerless to bestow.
~sayings on Clothing by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
~quotations on Dental by George Bernard Shaw If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
~cute layout quotes by Clement Freud, The Observer, 27 December 1964 We Are All Beutiful in are own way
~saying about layout by me Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions.
~quote about Teachers by Author Unknown Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him
~quotes on Anniversaries by H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, 1916 Sleep on your writing; take a walk over it; scrutinize it of a morning; review it of an afternoon; digest it after a meal; let it sleep in your drawer a twelvemonth; never venture a whisper about it to your friend, if he be an author especially.
~sayings on Writing by A. Bronson Alcott Political campaigns are designedly made into emotional orgies which endeavor to distract attention from the real issues involved, and they actually paralyze what slight powers of cerebration man can normally muster
~quotations on Election Day by James Harvey Robinson, The Human Comedy, 1937 Excellence is not a skillIt is an attitude
~cute layout quotes by Ralph Marston God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
~saying about layout by Farrah Fawcett He that is not jealous is not in love.
~quote about Jealousy by St. Augustine The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
~quotes on Computers by Edsger W. Dijkstra A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
~sayings on Women by Chauncey Mitchell Depew There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein.
~quotations on Writing by Walter Wellesley Red Smith Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it
~cute layout quotes by Haim Ginott If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
~saying about layout by Author Unknown Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor.
~quote about Science by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Poet at the Breakfast-Table, 1872 We have been god-like in the planned breeding of our domesticated plants, but rabbit-like in the unplanned breeding of ourselves.
~quotes on Environment by Arnold Toynbee Photographs that transcend but do not deny their literal situation appeal to me.
~sayings on Photography by Sam Abbel You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by; but some of them are golden only because we let them slip by.
~quotations on Time by James Matthew Barrie Life has been reduced to getting food out of cans.
~cute layout quotes by Martin H. Fischer This is how humans are: we question all our beliefs, except for the ones we really believe, and those we never think to question.
~saying about layout by Orson Scott Card Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beerOh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza
~quote about Party Invitations by Dave Barry Nostalgia for what we have lost is more bearable than nostalgia for what we have never had....
~quotes on Nostalgia by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
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