I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
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Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
~quotes on Civilization by Bennett Cerf A good example has twice the value of good advice.
~sayings on Helping by Author Unknown To say that these men paid their shillings to watch twenty-two hirelings kick a ball is merely to say that a violin is wood and catgut, that Hamlet is so much paper and ink.
~quotations on Soccer by J.B. Priestley, The Good Companions, 1928 True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost.
~cute love quote by Arthur Ashe The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet.
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With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another.
~quote about Perspective by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Notebook L, Aphorisms If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?
~quotes on Philosophical by Stanislaw J. Lec Sadness is almost never anything but a form of fatigue.
~sayings on Emotions by Andre Gide Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
~quotations on Conformity by Mark Twain To speak truly, few adult persons can see nature. Most persons do not see the sun. At least they have a very superficial seeing. The sun illuminates only the eye of the man, but shines into the eye and heart of the child. The lover of nature is he whose inward and outward senses are still truly adjusted to each other; who has retained the spirit of infancy even into the era of manhood.
~cute love quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson A man with God is always in the majority.
~saying about love by John Knox There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
~quote about Women by Stephen Stills Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you.
~quotes on Relationships by Author Unknown The Anglo-Saxon conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't; it just keeps you from enjoying it.
~sayings on Vices by Salvador de Madariaga If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you.
~quotations on Integrity by Author Unknown I always find that statistics are hard to swallow and impossible to digest. The only one I can ever remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable.
~cute love quote by Mrs. Robert A. Taft In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.
~saying about love by Author Unknown Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes
~quote about Goodbye by Henry David Thoreau Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.
~quotes on Vegetarianism by Berke Breathed, Bloom County Babylon The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
~sayings on Age by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891 I'd rather be caught holding up a bank than stealing so much as a two-word phrase from another writer.
~quotations on Writing by Jack Smith True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lightsIf you hear bells, get your ears checked
~cute love quote by Erich Segal If you mess up, 'fess up.
~saying about love by Author Unknown The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other
~quote about Christmas by Burton Hillis I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.
~quotes on Yoga by Ellen DeGeneres Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
~sayings on Genius by E.B. White I imagine that yes is the only living thing.
~quotations on Hawww by e.e. cummings Art is your personal diary where you may color your thoughts and emotions on a page.
~cute love quote by Sara, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999 New! Improved! Instant asshole... just add alcohol!
~saying about love by Author Unknown I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
~quote about Men by Yoko Ono Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer.
~quotes on Arizona by Popular saying, modified from a booster slogan in the 1930s Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quie
~sayings on Christmas by Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers, 1836 At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment.
~quotations on Age by Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac Because a fellow has failed once or twice or a dozen times, you don't want to set him down as a failure till he's dead or loses his courage.
~cute love quote by George Horace Lorimer Freedom of the press in Britain is freedom to print such of the proprietor's prejudices as the advertiser's won't object to.
~saying about love by Helen Swaffer Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat
~quote about Valentine's Day by Ben Hecht The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
~quotes on Past by Lesley P. Hartley, The Go-Between, 1953
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