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I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world.
~quotes on Friendship by Thomas A. Edison A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it.
~sayings on Education by Brander Matthews Think occasionally of the suffering of which you spare yourself the sight.
~quotations on Animal Rights by Albert Schweitzer A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.
~cute love quotes sad xanga by Oliver W. Holmes, Sr. Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Love is not singular except in syllable
~quote about Valentine's Day by Marvin Taylor No matter how far in or out of the closet you are, you still have a next step.
~quotes on Homosexuality by Author Unknown Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegianceIt is also owed to justice and to humanityPatriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong
~sayings on Patriotic by James Bryce The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income
~quotations on Retirement by George Foreman I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot
~cute love quotes sad xanga by Gary Hart I've got dreams in hidden places and extra smiles for when I'm blue.
~saying about sad xanga by Author Unknown To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
~quote about Flirtation by E.W. Howe It will never be possible by pure reason to arrive at some absolute truth.
~quotes on Truth by Werner Heisenberg, Physics and Philosophy Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
~sayings on Groundhog Day by Robert Byrne If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
~quotations on Censorship by John Stuart Mill, On Liberty, 1859 The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles?
~cute love quotes sad xanga by John Adams, letter to Thomas Jefferson, 20 June 1815 The hypocrite's crime is that he bears false witness against himself. What makes it so plausible to assume that hypocrisy is the vice of vices is that integrity can indeed exist under the cover of all other vices except this one. Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.
~saying about sad xanga by Hannah Arendt, On Revolution, 1963 If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
~quote about Cinema by Jack Nicholson Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves.
~quotes on Simplicity by Edwin Way Teale When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
~sayings on Women by Author Unknown Mathematics may be defined as the economy of counting. There is no problem in the whole of mathematics which cannot be solved by direct counting.
~quotations on Math by Ernst Mach This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
~cute love quotes sad xanga by George Carlin, on Saturday Night Live A weed is but an unloved flower.
~saying about sad xanga by Ella Wheeler Wilcox Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.
~quote about Women by Marianne Williamson, A Woman's Worth Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
~quotes on Humorous by Aldous Huxley The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
~sayings on Worry by Elbert Hubbard, The Note Book, 1927 How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?
~quotations on Prosperity by Paul Sweeney In a dream you are never eighty.
~cute love quotes sad xanga by Anne Sexton One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind
~saying about sad xanga by Malayan Proverb May you live all the days of your life.
~quote about Blessings by Irish blessing, also attributed to Jonathan Swift Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold
~quotes on Anniversaries by Zelda Fitzgerald It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
~sayings on Philosophical by James Thurber Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time
~quotations on Christmas by Laura Ingalls Wilder All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance.
~cute love quotes sad xanga by Theodore M. Hesburgh [History is] petrified imagination.
~saying about sad xanga by Arthur Baer The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings!
~quote about Gratitude by Henry Ward Beecher The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
~quotes on Men by Madame de Staël
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