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My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film
~quotes on Boredom by enelope Lombard It is not love that is blind, but jealousy.
~sayings on Jealousy by Lawrence Durrell, Justine, 1957 There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.
~quotations on Anger by Alexandre Dumas Healthy people are invalids who don't know it.
~cute quotes and picture by Jules Romains, Dr. Knock, 1923 We find comfort in those who agree with us, but growth in those who don’t agree.
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Half the interest of a garden is the constant exercise of the imagination.
~quote about Gardens by Mrs. C.W. Earle, Pot-Pourri from a Surrey Garden, 1897 (Thank you, Jessica.) Although I am almost illiterate mathematically, I grasped very early in life that any one who can count to ten can count upward indefinitely if he is fool enough to do so.
~quotes on Math by Robertson Davies, Of the Conservation of Youth, The Table Talk of Samuel Marchbanks Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one
~sayings on Books by Robert Byrne Without labor nothing prospers.
~quotations on Labor by Sophocles It seems a long time since the morning mail could be called correspondence.
~cute quotes and picture by Jacques Barzun, God's Country and Mine, 1954 A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.
~saying about picture by Martin H. Fischer We're finally going to get the bill for the Industrial Age. If the projections are right, it's going to be a big one: the ecological collapse of the planet.
~quote about Environment by Jeremy Rifkin, World Press Review, 30 December 1989 Home is not where you live but where they understand you.
~quotes on Home by Christian Morgenstern There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope.
~sayings on Hope by Edgar Howe Desert rains are usually so definitely demarked that the story of the man who washed his hands in the edge of an Arizona thunder shower without wetting his cuffs seems almost credible.
~quotations on Arizona by Administration in the State of Arizona, U.S. public relief program, 1935-1943 Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.
~cute quotes and picture by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 A man who has no office to go to - I don't care who he is - is a trial of which you can have no conception.
~saying about picture by George Bernard Shaw [Psychoanalysis] is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
~quote about Psychology by Karen Horney, Our Inner Conflicts, 1945 My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, You're tearing up the grass. We're not raising grass, Dad would reply. We're raising boys.
~quotes on Fathers by Harmon Killebrew You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job
~sayings on For a Friend by Laurence J. Peter Procrastination is something best put off until tomorrow.
~quotations on Procrastination by Gerald Vaughan I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough
~cute quotes and picture by Sharon Stone Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
~saying about picture by Author unknown, supposedly from a Washington Post reader submission word contest in which readers we I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
~quote about Technology by John F. Kennedy It has been left to our generation to discover that you can move heaven and earth to save five minutes and then not have the faintest idea what to do with them when you have saved them.
~quotes on Haste by C.E.M. Joad Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote
~sayings on Election Day by George Jean Nathan To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems
~quotations on Party Invitations by Homer Simpson You can't fall off the floor.
~cute quotes and picture by Author Unknown There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself
~saying about picture by John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994 If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
~quote about Friendship by Edgar Watson Howe How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards? You can subtract it as many times as you want, and it leaves 76 every time.
~quotes on Math by Author Unknown If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
~sayings on Smiles by Andy Rooney Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is
~quotations on Women's Greetings by Author Unknown In Rome you long for the country; in the country - oh inconstant! - you praise the distant city to the stars.
~cute quotes and picture by Horace, Satires Time, which changes people, does not alter the image we have retained of them.
~saying about picture by Marcel Proust Bread and butter, devoid of charm in the drawing-room, is ambrosia eating under a tree.
~quote about Trees by Elizabeth Russell If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
~quotes on Money by Earl Wilson
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