There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
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We are imperfect. We cannot expect perfect government.
~quotes on Government by William Howard Taft Puritans will never believe it, but life is full of disagreeable things that aren't even good for you.
~sayings on Life by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
~quotations on Valentine's Day by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
~cute sms quotes by Peter Marshall Man must feel the earth to know himself and recognize his values.... God made life simpleIt is man who complicates it
~saying about sms by Charles A. Lindbergh, Reader's Digest, July 1972Motivational Quotes
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Are we going to be friends forever? Asked Piglet. Even longer, Pooh answered
~quote about Friends by Winnie the Pooh Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time
~quotes on Birthdays by Jean Paul Richter The day will happen whether or not you get up.
~sayings on Wise Words by John Ciardi Brains are an asset, if you hide them.
~quotations on Women by Mae West If it be a sin to covet honor, I am the most offending soul.
~cute sms quotes by William Shakespeare Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
~saying about sms by Aesop There is still no cure for the common birthday.
~quote about Age by John Glenn Loud indignation against vice often stands for virtue in the eyes of bigots.
~quotes on Vices by J. Petit-Senn For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity
~sayings on Memorial Day by William Penn One of life’s richest blessings are pleasant thoughts. Force them at any cost of efforts.
~quotations on Happiness by I am treated as evil by people who claim that they are being oppressed because they are not allowed to force me to practice what they do.
~cute sms quotes by D. Dale Gulledge Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.
~saying about sms by James Russell Lowell Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
~quote about Women by Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton) Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries
~quotes on Competence by Everett McKinley Dirksen Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality.
~sayings on Skiing by Dolores LaChapelle The masses lead lives of quiet desperation.
~quotations on Living by Thoreau A beautiful thing is never perfect
~cute sms quotes by Egyptian You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow.
~saying about sms by Oscar Levant, explaining his way out of a speeding ticket There is no such thing as conversation. It is an illusion. There are intersecting monologues, that is all.
~quote about Speaking by Rebecca West (Cicily Maxwell Andrews), The Harsh Voice, There Is No Conversation, 1935 It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.
~quotes on Dieting by Plutarch I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick.
~sayings on Running by Abe Lemmons There's nothing certain in a man's life except this: That he must lose it.
~quotations on Death by Aeschylus, Agamemnon How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.
~cute sms quotes by Henry David Thoreau, Walden The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind
~saying about sms by Jacques Martin Barzun Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
~quote about Conformity by George Bernard Shaw Health is like munny, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.
~quotes on Health by Josh Billings God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame.
~sayings on Gifts by Elizabeth Barrett Browning Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
~quotations on Golf by Jimmy DeMaret Treaties are like roses and young girls - they last while they last.
~cute sms quotes by Charles de Gaulle The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives.
~saying about sms by Robert Maynard Hutchins Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.
~quote about Men by Tony Kornheiser He [Don Novello as Father Guido Sarducci] talked about Father Junipero Serra's qualifications for sainthood: they say he cured a nun's lupus. A miracle. Now I'm not a doctor, but I know lupus goes into remission. It's not always fatal. Have Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder play ping-pong together. That's a miracle.
~quotes on Religion by Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle, 2 February 1989
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