Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
~quote about Marriage by Helen Rowland
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~quotes on Women's Greetings by Paula Poundstone O great spirit, never let me find fault with anyone until I have walked two weeks in his moccasins. Any fool can criticize and most fools do. No training needed.
~sayings on Indian Saying by Indian Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal.
~quotations on Vegetarianism by Ingrid Newkirk, National Director of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals The wastebasket is a writer's best friend.
~daily inspirational quotes by Isaac Bashevis Singer Minorities are the stars of the firmament; majorities, the darkness in which they float.
~saying about daily by Martin H. Fischer
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~quote about Poker by David Shoup You take my life when you do take the means whereby I live.
~quotes on Unemployment by William Shakespeare God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!
~sayings on Humankind by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
~quotations on People by Winston Churchill A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.
~daily inspirational quotes by William C. Feather It’s impure thoughts that produce the secretions that create passion.
~saying about daily by Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
~quote about Humor by I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam
~quotes on Y by 0 I have never looked upon ease and happiness as ends in themselves - such an ethical basis I call more proper for a herd of swine. The ideals which have lighted me on my way and time after time given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Truth, Goodness, and Beauty.
~sayings on Integrity by Albert Einstein, What I Believe, Forum and Century, 1930 The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. Once you've gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him?
~quotations on Philosophical by Chuang Tzu Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
~daily inspirational quotes by Rita Rudner Friendship is Love, without his wings.
~saying about daily by Lord Byron, L'Amitié est l'Amour sans Ailes Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.
~quote about Dieting by Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns 50 I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich
~quotes on Mothers Day by M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
~sayings on Diplomacy by Daniele Vare In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences.
~quotations on Society by Robert Greene Ingersoll, The New Testament, Some Reasons Why, 1881 The happiness which is lacking makes one think even the happiness one has unbearable.
~daily inspirational quotes by Joseph Roux I hate music, especially when it's played.
~saying about daily by Jimmy Durante Children have more need of models than of critics.
~quote about Parenting by Carolyn Coats, Things Your Dad Always Told You But You Didn't Want to Hear I don't rent space to anyone in my head.
~quotes on Conformity by Anonymous man on Candid Camera, answering Allen Funt's question about why he had not gotten upset The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
~sayings on Sports by John Madden I cannot imagine how the clockwork of the universe can exist without a clockmaker.
~quotations on God by Voltaire If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others.
~daily inspirational quotes by Haim Ginott For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But here was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, or a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that this was my life. This perspective has helped me to see that there
is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way
~saying about daily by Alfred D Souza That's the classical mind at work, runs fine inside but looks dingy on the surface.
~quote about Mind by Robert T. Pirsig [A]ll deities reside in the human breast.
~quotes on Religion by William Blake, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell Consider the man on horseback, and I have been a man on horseback for most of my life. Well, mostly he is a good man, but there is a change in him as soon as he mounts. Every man on horseback is an arrogant man, however gentle he may be on foot. The man in the automobile is one thousand times as dangerous. I tell you, it will engender absolute selfishness in mankind if the driving of automobiles becomes common. It will breed violence on a scale never seen before. It will mark the end of the family as we know it, the three or four generations living happily in one home. It will destroy the sense of neighborhood and the true sense of Nation. It will create giantized cankers of cities, false opulence of suburbs, ruinized countryside, and unhealthy conglomerations of specialized farming and manufacturing. It will make every man a tyrant.
~sayings on Driving by R.A. Lafferty, written in the late 1800s, as quoted in Adbusters, Spring 1996 Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.
~quotations on Living by Babatunde Olatunji The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.
~daily inspirational quotes by Tommy Smothers A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective.
~saying about daily by Andre Gide Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell
~quote about Missing You by Emily Dickinson, "Parting" The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.
~quotes on Marriage by H.L. Mencken
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