If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor.
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No matter what you do, no matter how stupid, dumb or damaging you judge it to be, there is a lesson to be learned from it. No matter what happens to you, no matter how unfair, inequitable or wrong, there’s something you can take from the situation and use for your advancement.
~quotes on Attitude by Peter McWilliams It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live?
~sayings on Age by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
~quotations on Happiness by Aesop I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
~different i in language love sayings by Rebecca West, 1913 Don't wear perfume in the garden - unless you want to be pollinated by bees.
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A man's home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery.
~quote about Men by Clare Booth Luce I've spent most of my life walking under that hovering cloud, jealousy, whose acid raindrops blurred my vision and burned holes in my heart. Once I learned to use the umbrella of confidence, the skies cleared up for me and the sunshine called joy became my faithful companion.
~quotes on Confidence by Astrid Alauda And they die an equal death - the idler and the man of mighty deeds.
~sayings on Death by Homer, Iliad We have always had reluctance to see a tract of land which is empty of men as anything but a void. The waste howling wilderness of Deuteronomy is typical. The Oxford Dictionary defines wilderness as wild or uncultivated land which is occupied only by wild animals. Places not used by us are wastes. Areas not occupied by us are desolate. Could the desolation be in the soul of man?
~quotations on Environment by John A. Livingston, in Borden Spears, ed., Wilderness Canada, 1970 If I am not for myself, who will be?
~different i in language love sayings by Pirke Avoth When you're green you're growing, and when you're ripe you start to rot.
~saying about different i in language by Ray Kroc Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.
~quote about Parenting by Robert A. Heinlein No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
~quotes on Marriage by Benjamin Disraeli He who has seen present things has seen all, both everything which has taken place from all eternity and everything which will be for time without end; for all things are of one kin and of one form.
~sayings on Philosophical by Marcus Aurelius What religion a man shall have is a historical accident, quite as much as what language he shall speak.
~quotations on Religion by George Santayana, Reason in Religion Let no one who loves be unhappy... even love unreturned has its rainbow.
~different i in language love sayings by James Matthew Barrie Knock on the sky and listen to the sound.
~saying about different i in language by Zen Saying People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
~quote about Religion by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.
~quotes on Wise Words by Author Unknown He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference.
~sayings on American football by Steve Owen, about Bronko Nagurski We are always getting ready to live but never living.
~quotations on Carpe Diem by Ralph Waldo Emerson I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
~different i in language love sayings by J. Edgar Hoover, attributed Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships.
~saying about different i in language by Charles Simic Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
~quote about Courage by Ambrose Bierce The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
~quotes on Quotations by Somerset Maugham I have my own particular sorrows, loves, delights; and you have yours. But sorrow, gladness, yearning, hope, love, belong to all of us, in all times and in all places. Music is the only means whereby we feel these emotions in their universality.
~sayings on Music by H.A. Overstreet If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
~quotations on Stress by Doug Larson I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don't put the right address on it.
~different i in language love sayings by Jim Dent The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known.
~saying about different i in language by Charles Evans Hughes If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
~quote about I'm Sorry by Stephen Levine Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
~quotes on Sleep by Author Unknown Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
~sayings on Driving by Albert Einstein If you judge people, you have no time to love them
~quotations on Love by Mother Teresa Almost always it is the fear of being ourselves that brings us to the mirror.
~different i in language love sayings by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin [I]t is clear the future holds great opportunitiesIt also holds pitfallsThe trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock
~saying about different i in language by Woody Allen, "My Speech to the Graduates," Side Effects, 1980 I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so longIf we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night
~quote about Missing You by Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes Everyone should learn to do one thing supremely well because he likes it, and one thing supremely well because he detests it.
~quotes on Wise Words by Brigham Young
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