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   There are so many men who can figure costs, and so few who can measure values.
 ~quote about Business by Author Unknown

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   A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
 ~quotes on Humorous by Evan Esar

   Swallow your pride occasionally, it's non-fattening!
 ~sayings on Humility by Author Unknown

   The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't.
 ~quotations on Perseverance by Henry Ward Beecher

   I bear a little more than I can bear
 ~dirty funny sayings by Elinor Hoyt Wylie, Angels and Earthly Creatures. One Person. Sonnet XVI

   We have war when at least one of the parties to a conflict wants something more than it wants peace.
 ~saying about dirty by Jeane J. Kirkpatrick

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   The Glaswegian definition of an atheist: a bloke who goes to a Rangers-Celtic match to watch the football.
 ~quote about Soccer by Sandy Strang

   A hug is a great gift - one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange
 ~quotes on Sweetest Day by Author Unknown

   Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it
 ~sayings on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Albert Einstein

   All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection.
 ~quotations on Perfection by William Faulkner

   If you hate a person, you hate something in something in him that is a part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Hermann Hesse

   It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
 ~saying about dirty by Mark Twain

   Think of your faults the first part of the night when you are awake, and the faults of others the latter part of the night when you are asleep.
 ~quote about Wise Words by Chinese Proverb

   A brother may not be a friend, but a friend will always be a brother.
 ~quotes on Friendship by Ben Franklin

   We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
 ~sayings on Politics by Stewart Udall

   There is a fine line between dreams and reality, it's up to you to draw it.
 ~quotations on Reality by B. Quilliam

   The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Maureen Murphy

   We are closer to the ants than to the butterflies. Very few people can endure much leisure.
 ~saying about dirty by Gerald Brenan, Thoughts in a Dry Season

   Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners.
 ~quote about Women by George du Maurier

   The god who is reputed to have created fleas to keep dogs from moping over their situation must also have created fundamentalists to keep rationalists from getting flabby. Let us be duly thankful for out blessings.
 ~quotes on Religion by Garrett Hardin

   Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
 ~sayings on Leadership by Albert Schweitzer

   Love sought is good, but given unsought is better
 ~quotations on Love Quotes by William Shakespeare

   Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Alfred Adler

   Logic is neither a science nor an art, but a dodge.
 ~saying about dirty by Benjamin Jowett

   The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good timeBut man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end
 ~quote about Party Invitations by Don Marquis

   No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
 ~quotes on Funny Saying by Mark Twain

   It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
 ~sayings on Society by Malcolm Potts, MD

   The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life.
 ~quotations on Art by William Faulkner

   Luxury is an ancient notion. There was once a Chinese mandarin who had himself wakened three times every morning simply for the pleasure of being told it was not yet time to get up.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Argosy

   Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized.
 ~saying about dirty by Margaret Atwood

   Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.
 ~quote about Parenting by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.
 ~quotes on Driving by Garrett Hardin, The Ecologist, February 1974

   Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.
 ~sayings on Debt by American Proverb

   Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.
 ~quotations on Faith by George Seaton

   A door that seems to stand open must be a man's size, or it is not the door that Providence means for him.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Henry Ward Beecher

   Retire from work, but not from life
 ~saying about dirty by M.K. Soni

   I don't like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.
 ~quote about Beauty by Karl Lagerfeld

   A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers.
 ~quotes on Marriage by African Proverb

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