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   The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.
 ~quote about Trust by Henry L. Stimson

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   For dhrames always go by conthraries, my dear.
 ~quotes on Dreams by Samuel Lover, Rory O' More

   All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
 ~sayings on Mothers by Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895

   Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
 ~quotations on Celebrity by Johnny Carson

   All television is children's television.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Richard P. Adler

   If you got rid of all your problems, you’d have a bigger one – boredom.
 ~saying about dirty by

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   America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense... human rights invented America.
 ~quote about America by Jimmy Carter

   Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling.
 ~quotes on Cats by Helen Powers

   He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more potent, nay, more present than the living man.
 ~sayings on Death by Antoine de Saint-Exupery

   Clothes are inevitable. They are nothing less than the furniture of the mind made visible.
 ~quotations on Clothing by James Laver, Style in Costume

   Racism is man's gravest threat to man - the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason
 ~dirty funny sayings by Abraham Joshua Heschel

   You block your dream when you allow your fear to grow bigger than your faith.
 ~saying about dirty by Mary Manin Morrissey

   I love writing. I love the swirl and swing of words as they tangle with human emotions.
 ~quote about Writing by James Michener

   Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
 ~quotes on Proverbs by Aesop

   Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
 ~sayings on Caffeine by Bob Irwin

   Of all the things we wear, a smile and good humor are most important. Without them, we are not properly dressed.
 ~quotations on Happiness by

   The more laws the more offenders.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732

   Politeness is the art of choosing among one's real thoughts.
 ~saying about dirty by Abel Stevens

   We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
 ~quote about War by Dwight D. Eisenhower

   When we praise another, you enrich yourself more than you to other.
 ~quotes on Attitude by

   Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.
 ~sayings on Advertising by David Ogilvy

   If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
 ~quotations on Computers by Author Unknown

   Look at us, said the violets blooming at her feet, all last winter we slept in the seeming death but at the right time God awakened us, and here we are to comfort you.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Edward Payson Rod

   Impartial observers from other planets would consider ours an utterly bizarre enclave if it were populated by birds, defined as flying animals, that nevertheless rarely or never actually flew. They would also be perplexed if they encountered in our seas, lakes, rivers, and ponds, creatures defined as swimmers that never did any swimming. But they would be even more surprised to encounter a species defined as a thinking animal if, in fact, the creature very rarely indulged in actual thinking.
 ~saying about dirty by Steve Allen

   You're no good unless you are a good assistant; and if you are, you're too good to be an assistant.
 ~quote about Jobs by Martin H. Fischer

   Every time Europe looks across the Atlantic to see the American Eagle, it observes only the rear end of an ostrich.
 ~quotes on America by H.G. Wells

   It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.
 ~sayings on Humankind by Niccolo Machiavelli

   Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
 ~quotations on Funny Saying by Groucho Marx

   The entire history of mankind is, in any case, nothing but a prolonged fight to the death for the conquest of universal prestige and absolute power.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Albert Camus, The Rebel

   A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.
 ~saying about dirty by Edward Teller

   Satan delights equally in statistics and in quoting scripture....
 ~quote about Statistics by H.G. Wells, The Undying Fire

   There are three kinds of lies - lies, damned lies and statistics.
 ~quotes on Statistics by Benjamin Disraeli, commonly misattributed to Mark Twain because he quotes Disraeli in Autobiography

   I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus DayWhat did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be hereBig deal
 ~sayings on Columbus Day by John Waters, quoted in The Portable Curmudgeon Redux, compiled & edited by Jon Winokur, 1992

   God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
 ~quotations on Life by Garrison Keillor

   One certainly has a soul; but how it came to allow itself to be enclosed in a body is more than I can imagine. I only know if once mine gets out, I'll have a bit of a tussle before I let it get in again to that of any other.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Lord Byron

   The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
 ~saying about dirty by Author Unknown

   Many a person has held close, throughout their entire lives, two friends that always remained strange to one another, because one of them attracted by virtue of similarity, the other by difference.
 ~quote about Friendship by Emil Ludwig

   Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
 ~quotes on Statistics by Author Unknown

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