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   An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.
 ~quote about Education by R. Baker

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   I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
 ~quotes on Money by Pablo Picasso

   Old Time, that greatest and longest established spinner of all!.... his factory is a secret place, his work is noiseless, and his hands are mutes.
 ~sayings on Age by Charles Dickens

   Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other sins are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not a sin - just stupid.)
 ~quotations on Integrity by Robert A. Heinlein

   People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Will Rogers

   What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.
 ~saying about dirty by Richard Wilbur

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   Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
 ~quote about Writing by Anton Chekhov

   Unhappy is a people that has run out of words to describe what is going on.
 ~quotes on Society by Thurman Arnold

   Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
 ~sayings on Feminism by Joseph Conrad

   What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know.
 ~quotations on Time by Saint Augustine

   A half truth is a whole lie.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Yiddish Proverb

   It is foolish to be afraid of death. JUST THINK!! No more repaired tires on the body vehicle, no more patchwork living
 ~saying about dirty by Paramhansa Yogananda

   Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
 ~quote about Happiness by Cynthia Nelms

   Injury, when it is slight, upsets me; when it is strong it calms me.
 ~quotes on Perspective by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Is it not clear, however, that bliss and envy are the numerator and denominator of the fraction called happiness?
 ~sayings on Happiness by Yevgeny Zamyatin

   A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
 ~quotations on Marriage by Zsa Zsa Gabor

   We can easily manage if we will only take, each day, the burden appointed to it. But the load will be too heavy for us if we carry yesterday's burden over again today, and then add the burden of the morrow before we are required to bear it.
 ~dirty funny sayings by John Newton

   I have observed that baseball is not unlike war, and when you get right down to it, we batters are the heavy artillery.
 ~saying about dirty by Ty Cobb

   Opportunities are like sunsets. If you wait too long, you miss them.
 ~quote about Wealth by

   [W]hat counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Dwight Eisenhower, address to Republican National Committee, 31 January 1958

   Surely nothing has to listen to so many stupid remarks as a painting in a museum.
 ~sayings on Art by Edmond & Jules de Goncourt

   Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.
 ~quotations on Love by Benjamin Disraeli

   To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Barbara Bush

   Our distrust is very expensive.
 ~saying about dirty by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
 ~quote about Friendship by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Whatever your problem, even a money problem, all you need to solve it is an idea.
 ~quotes on Creativity by

   We all get good and bad breaks. What we do with them decides our fate.
 ~sayings on Living by

   College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
 ~quotations on College by Elbert Hubbard

   What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Mark Twain

   I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.
 ~saying about dirty by Katharine Whitehorn

   He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more potent, nay, more present than the living man
 ~quote about Sympathy by Antoine de Saint-Exupery

   Education is the movement from darkness to light.
 ~quotes on Education by Allan Bloom

   What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.
 ~sayings on Knowledge by George Bernard Shaw

   Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure. Carried to its logical conclusion, it means that some have the right to prevent others from living; for the right to own implies the right exclusively to occupy; and in fact laws of trespass are enacted wherever property in land is recognized. It follows that if the whole area of terra firma is owned by A, B, and C, there will be no place for D, E, F and G to be born, or, born as trespassers, to exist.
 ~quotations on Property by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   Be God or let God.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Author Unknown

   If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
 ~saying about dirty by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

   Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you
 ~quote about Groundhog Day by Maori Proverb

   Poetry is nearer to vital truth than history.
 ~quotes on History by Plato, Ion

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