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   The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before.
 ~quote about Travel by G.K. Chesterton

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   Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
 ~quotes on Responsibility by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
 ~sayings on Weather by Kin Hubbard

   You know you're an Arizona native when you hug a cactus only once in your lifetime.
 ~quotations on Arizona by Nancy Dedera, quoted in You Know You're an Arizona Native, When... compiled by Don Dedera, 1993

   It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Thomas de Quincy, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856

   None of our men are experts. We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job. A man who knows a job sees so much more to be done than he has done, that he is always pressing forward and never gives up an instant of thought to how good and how efficient he is. Thinking always ahead, thinking always of trying to do more, brings a state of mind in which nothing is impossible. The moment one gets into the expert state of mind a great number of things become impossible.
 ~saying about dirty by Henry Ford, Sr.

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   Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom
 ~quote about Mothers Day by Marcel Proust

   Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color.
 ~quotes on Racism by Author Unknown

   Most teachers have little control over school policy or curriculum or choice of texts or special placement of students, but most have a great deal of autonomy inside the classroom. To a degree shared by only a few other occupations, such as police work, public education rests precariously on the skill and virtue of the people at the bottom of the institutional pyramid.
 ~sayings on Teachers by Tracy Kidder

   It is always in the midst, in the epicenter, of your troubles that you find serenity.
 ~quotations on Adversity by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wartime Writings 1939-1944, translated from French by Norah Purcell

   If we wish to make a new world we have the material ready. The first one, too, was made out of chaos.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Robert Quillen

   Old times never come back and I suppose it's just as well. What comes back is a new morning every day in the year, and that's better.
 ~saying about dirty by George E. Woodberry

   Nature does not deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
 ~quote about Humankind by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Emile, 1762

   I want to reach that condensation of sensations that constitutes a picture.
 ~quotes on Art by Henri Matisse, Notes d'un peintre, 1908

   Youth comes but once in a lifetime
 ~sayings on Birthday Sayings by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   If God doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you.
 ~quotations on Religion by Author Unknown

   Someone said, The dead writers are remote from us because we know so much more than they did. Precisely, and they are that which we know.
 ~dirty funny sayings by T.S. Eliot

   Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom
 ~saying about dirty by Marcel Proust

   Failure changes for the better, success for the worse.
 ~quote about Failure by Lucius Annaeus Seneca

   If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
 ~quotes on Fishing by Doug Larson

   If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
 ~sayings on Alcohol by P.J. O'Rourke

   The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
 ~quotations on Carpe Diem by Author Unknown

   A man's kiss is his signature.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Mae West

   It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do little - do what you can
 ~saying about dirty by Sydney Smith

   Television should be the last mass communication medium to be naively designed and put into the world without a surgeon-general's warning.
 ~quote about Television by Alan Kay

   Any baseball is beautiful. No other small package comes as close to the ideal in design and utility. It is a perfect object for a man's hand. Pick it up and it instantly suggests its purpose: it is meant to be thrown a considerable distance-thrown hard and with precision. Its feel and heft are the beginning of the sport's critical dimensions; if it were a fraction of an inch larger or smaller, a few centigrams heavier or lighter, the game of baseball would be utterly different
 ~quotes on Baseball by

   Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
 ~sayings on Funny Quotes by Groucho Marx

   I used to visit and revisit it a dozen times a day, and stand in deep contemplation over my vegetable progeny with a love that nobody could share or conceive of who had never taken part in the process of creation. It was one of the most bewitching sights in the world to observe a hill of beans thrusting aside the soil, or a rose of early peas just peeping forth sufficiently to trace a line of delicate green.
 ~quotations on Gardens by Nathaniel Hawthorne, Mosses from and Old Manse

   Newspapers: dead trees with information smeared on them.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Horizon, Electronic Frontier

   A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
 ~saying about dirty by Helen Rowland

   Envy is the most stupid of vices, for there is no single advantage to be gained from it.
 ~quote about Jealousy by Honore de Balzac

   There are souls in this world which have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go.
 ~quotes on Happiness by Frederick Faber

   And so, to the end of history, murder shall breed murder, always in the name of right and honor and peace, until the gods are tired of blood and create a race that can understand.
 ~sayings on Violence by George Bernard Shaw, Caesar and Cleopatra

   We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.
 ~quotations on Happiness by Frederick Keonig

   Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Luis Buñuel

   Art is an adventure that never seems to end.
 ~saying about dirty by Jason, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999

   Speaking ill of others is cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves.
 ~quote about Maturing Altruistically by

   If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
 ~quotes on Goals by J.M. Power

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