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   People who rely most on God rely least on themselves.
 ~quote about Religion by Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays

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   Nine requisites for contented living: Health enough to make work a pleasure. Wealth enough to support your needs. Strength to battle with difficulties and overcome them. Grace enough to confess your sins and forsake them. Patience enough to toil until some good is accomplished. Charity enough to see some good in your neighbor. Love enough to move you to be useful and helpful to others. Faith enough to make real the things of God. Hope enough to remove all anxious fears concerning the future
 ~quotes on Charity by Johann Wolfgang

   I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.
 ~sayings on Trust by Henry David Thoreau

   There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the existence of a 'hottest part' implies a temperature difference, and any marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool. This is obviously impossible.
 ~quotations on Science by Richard Davisson

   Even when poetry has a meaning, as it usually has, it may be inadvisable to draw it out.... Perfect understanding will sometimes almost extinguish pleasure.
 ~dirty funny sayings by A.E. Housman

   Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.
 ~saying about dirty by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

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   Go oft to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path
 ~quote about Friends by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   If cheerleaders are so easy, why aren't you with one?
 ~quotes on Cheerleading by Author Unknown

   There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year
 ~sayings on Death by Unknown

   Problems are the price you pay for progress.
 ~quotations on Adversity by Branch Rickey

   The words that a father speaks to his children in the privacy of home are not heard by the world, but, as in whispering-galleries, they are clearly heard at the end and by posterity.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Jean Paul Richter

   If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging?
 ~saying about dirty by Mark Twain

   If I stay healthy, I have a chance to collect three thousand hits and one thousand errors
 ~quote about Baseball by George Brett

   is it the smile of yours that make me happy or is it your eyes that attract my hearts
 ~quotes on Attitude by *

   What luck for rulers, that men do not think.
 ~sayings on Thinking by Adolph Hitler

   Though women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil.
 ~quotations on Marriage by Byron, Hours of Idleness

   Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness, where the explorers often get lost. Rigour should be a signal to the historian that the maps have been made, and the real explorers have gone elsewhere.
 ~dirty funny sayings by W.S. Anglin

   Unless one decorates one's house for oneself alone, best leave it bare, for other people are walleyed.
 ~saying about dirty by D.H. Lawrence

   Historians of literature like to regard a century as a series of ten faces, each grimacing in a different way.
 ~quote about History by Richard Ellman

   Theatre is life. Cinema is art. Television is furniture.
 ~quotes on Television by Author Unknown

   True love stories never have endings
 ~sayings on Anniversaries by Richard Bach

   The tantalizing and compelling pursuit of mathematical problems offers mental absorption, peace of mind amid endless challenges, repose in activity, battle without conflict, refuge from the goading urgency of contingent happenings, and the sort of beauty changeless mountains present to sense tried by the present-day kaleidoscope of events.
 ~quotations on Math by Morris Kline, Mathematics in Western Culture (Kline is quoting Alfred North Whitehead - refuge from.

   I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
 ~saying about dirty by Albert Einstein

   Huge and mighty forms that do not live like living men, moved slowly through the mind by day and were trouble to my dreams.
 ~quote about Dreams by Wordsworth, Resolution and Independence

   Go the extra mile. It's never crowded.
 ~quotes on Helping by Author Unknown

   The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
 ~sayings on Marriage by Brendan Behan

   How can the Church be received as a trustworthy guide in the invisible, which falls into so many errors in the visible?
 ~quotations on Religion by John W. Draper, 1811-1882, U.S. chemist

   In all things that are purely social we can be as separate as the fingers, yet one as the hand in all things essential to mutual progress
 ~dirty funny sayings by Booker T. Washington

   Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
 ~saying about dirty by Wilson Mizner

   A margin of life is developed by Nature for all living things - including man. All life forms obey Nature's demands - except man, who has found ways of ignoring them.
 ~quote about Environment by Eugene M. Poirot, Our Margin of Life, 1978

   There are three religious truths: 1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
 ~quotes on Religion by Author Unknown

   To the aesthete it is an art form, an athletic ballet. To the spiritually inclined it is a religion.
 ~sayings on Soccer by Paul Gardner

   If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
 ~quotations on Funny Quotes by Dick Cavett

   In the hope to meet, Shortly again, and make our absence sweet.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Ben Jonson

   The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt.
 ~saying about dirty by Max Lerner, The Unfinished Country, 1950

   My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
 ~quote about Computers by Penn Jillett

   My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film
 ~quotes on Boredom by enelope Lombard

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