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   Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects.
 ~quote about History by Herodotus, The History of Herodotus

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   Have not I myself known five hundred living soldiers sabred into crows' meat for a piece of glazed cotton, which they call their flag; which had you sold it at any market-cross, would not have brought above three groschen?
 ~quotes on Flag Day by Thomas Carlyle, "Sartor Resartus"

   Writers are not just people who sit down and write. They hazard themselves. Every time you compose a book your composition of yourself is at stake.
 ~sayings on Writing by E.L. Doctorow

   Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.
 ~quotations on Dogs by Gene Hill

   There is a road from the eye to the heart that does not go through the intellect.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Gilbert Keith Chesterton

   Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
 ~saying about dirty by Voltaire, letter to Count Schomberg, 31 August 1769

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   Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
 ~quote about Happiness by Norm Papernick

   Life's too short for chess.
 ~quotes on Games by Henry James Byron, Our Boys, 1874

   Luxury... corrupts at once rich and poor, the rich by possession and the poor by covetousness.
 ~sayings on Prosperity by Rousseau, The Social Contract, 1762

   The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.
 ~quotations on Advice by Hannah Whitall Smith

   The tragedy of education is played in two scenes - incompetent pupils facing competent teachers and incompetent teachers facing competent pupils.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Martin H. Fischer

   Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
 ~saying about dirty by Mark Twain, Following the Equator

   Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
 ~quote about Gossip by Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack, July 1735

   Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.
 ~quotes on Marriage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Like every good man, I strive for perfection, and, like every ordinary man, I have found that perfection is out of reach - but not the perfect suit.
 ~sayings on Clothing by Edward Tivnan

   Often while traveling with a camera we arrive just as the sun slips over the horizon of a moment, too late to expose film, only time enough to expose our hearts.
 ~quotations on Photography by Minor White

   The time is always right to do what is right
 ~dirty funny sayings by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   The shock of unemployment becomes a pathology in its own right.
 ~saying about dirty by Robert Farrar Capon

   Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love.
 ~quote about Hate by Karl Kraus

   Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time
 ~quotes on Birthday Sayings by Jean Paul Richter

   If you don’t ask because you might be refused, you’ve already refused yourself.
 ~sayings on Success by Nisandeh Neta

   Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that.
 ~quotations on Baseball by Nomar Garciaparra

   The only good thing about punctuality is that it usually gets you an apology.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Author Unknown

   It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
 ~saying about dirty by Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

   Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.
 ~quote about Attitude by Unknown

   For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing.
 ~quotes on Self-Control by Friedrich Nietzsche

   If you're being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.
 ~sayings on Perspective by Author Unknown

   Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
 ~quotations on Experience. by Proverb

   Be kindEveryone you meet is fighting a hard battle
 ~dirty funny sayings by Attributed to both T.H. Thompson and John Watson

   Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile initially scared me to death
 ~saying about dirty by Betty Bender

   If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.
 ~quote about Integrity by Alan Simpson

   Man would be otherwise. That's the essence of the specifically human.
 ~quotes on Being Yourself by Antonio Machado

   Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
 ~sayings on Love by Pablo Picasso

   Nobody can tell about this California climate. One minute its hot and the next minute its cold, so a person never knows what to hock.
 ~quotations on Places by Anita Loos

   How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
 ~dirty funny sayings by François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   If you owe the bank a hundred dollars, you've got a problem. If you owe the bank three trillion dollars, the bank's got a problem.
 ~saying about dirty by BoingBoing

   Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!
 ~quote about Dancing by Constanze

   Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
 ~quotes on Being Yourself by Homer

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