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   Spend the afternoon. You can't take it with you.
 ~quote about Carpe Diem by Annie Dillard

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   The modern sympathy with invalids is morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to encourage in others.
 ~quotes on Laziness by Oscar Wilde

   It’s never smart to act better or wiser than those around us.
 ~sayings on Maturing Altruistically by

   We are no longer happy so soon as we wish to be happier.
 ~quotations on Happiness by Walter Savage Landor

   Hope itself is a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords; but, like all other pleasures immoderately enjoyed, the excesses of hope must be expiated by pain.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Samuel Johnson

   Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit
 ~saying about dirty by Kin Hubbard

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   Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
 ~quote about Christmas by Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

   Life is to be fortified by many friendships - to love and be loved is the greatest happiness of existense
 ~quotes on Love Sayings by Sydney Smith

   Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
 ~sayings on Courage by George Smith Patton

   Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yosThe presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize
 ~quotations on Election Day by Saul Bellow

   An imaginary ailment is worse than a disease.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Yiddish Proverb

   History attempts to provide society with an artificial collective memory.
 ~saying about dirty by Mark M. Krug, History and the Social Sciences

   Plant your DREAMS and miracles will grow.........
 ~quote about Dreams by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Are right and wrong convertible terms, dependant upon popular opinion?
 ~quotes on Society by William Lloyd Garrison

   America is a nation with many flaws, but hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them.
 ~sayings on America by James Michener

   If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
 ~quotations on Education by Attributed to both Andy McIntyre and Derek Bok

   To be too conscious is an illness - a real thoroughgoing illness.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Fyodor Dostoevski

   Axioms in philosophy are not axioms until they are proved upon our pulses: We read fine things but never feel them to the full until we have gone the same steps as the Author.
 ~saying about dirty by John Keats

   A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
 ~quote about Marriage by James H. Boren

   There is no distance on this earth as far away as yesterday.
 ~quotes on Living by Robert Nathan, So Love Returns

   I've been failing for like, ten or eleven years. When it turns, it'll turn. Right now I'm just tryin' to squeeze through a very tight financial period, get the movie out, and put my things in order
 ~sayings on Movie by Francis Ford Coppola

   I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see.
 ~quotations on Walking by John Burroughs

   It's surprising how much memory is built around things unnoticed at the time.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children.
 ~saying about dirty by Louis Johannot

   Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.
 ~quote about Attitude by Nicholas Chamfort

   When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
 ~quotes on Changes by Stanislaw Lec

   History does not teach fatalism. There are moments when the will of a handful of free men breaks through determinism and opens up new roads.
 ~sayings on Freedom by Charles de Gaulle

   I find four great classes of students: The dumb who stay dumb. The dumb who become wise. The wise who go dumb. The wise who remain wise.
 ~quotations on Learning by Martin H. Fischer

   The stern hand of fate has scourged us to an elevation where we can see the great everlasting things that matter for a nation; the great peaks of honour we had forgotten - duty and patriotism, clad in glittering white; the great pinnacle of sacrifice poin
 ~dirty funny sayings by David Lloyd George

   Journalists do not live by words alone, although sometimes they have to eat them.
 ~saying about dirty by Adlai E. Stevenson

   Poverty is hard master but raise strong children.
 ~quote about Family by

   People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.
 ~quotes on Light by Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

   A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.
 ~sayings on Mothers by Washington Irving

   God speaks in the silence of the heart. Listening is the beginning of prayer.
 ~quotations on Prayer by Mother Teresa

   The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
 ~saying about dirty by Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism, 1891

   The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth - that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one.
 ~quote about Philosophical by H.L. Mencken

   Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can
 ~quotes on Celebrity by Danny Kaye

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