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   What is being lost is the magic of the word. I am not an image person. Imagery belongs to another civilization: the caveman. Caveman couldn't express himself so he put images on walls.
 ~quote about Television by Elie Wiesel, 1995

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   Men are beasts and even beasts don't behave as they do.
 ~quotes on Men by Brigitte Bardot

   Most editors are failed writers - but so are most writers.
 ~sayings on Writing by T.S. Eliot

   A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road.
 ~quotations on Humor by Henry Ward Beecher

   Death is the surest calculation that can be made.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Ludwig Büchner, Force and Matter

   Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
 ~saying about dirty by George Orwell

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   A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.
 ~quote about Friendship by Lois Wyse

   Wear your own skin.
 ~quotes on Animal Rights by As seen on a shirt

   Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered.
 ~sayings on Luck by William Shakespeare

   You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well
 ~quotations on I Love You by Author Unknown

   If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.
 ~dirty funny sayings by The Houghton Line, November 1965

   I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light.
 ~saying about dirty by Mary Gardiner Brainard

   I have accepted fear as a part of life - specifically the fear of change.... I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says: turn back.
 ~quote about Fear by Erica Jong

   Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
 ~quotes on Intelligence by Ambrose Bierce

   Flowers are without hope. Because hope is tomorrow and flowers have no tomorrow.
 ~sayings on Flowers by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
 ~quotations on Changes by Confucius

   A grandmother is a mother who has a second chance.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Author Unknown

   Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.
 ~saying about dirty by Bill Cosby

   One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
 ~quote about Games by Don Carter

   I didn't get over 1300 walks without knowing the strike zone
 ~quotes on Baseball by Wade Boggs

   Friends are kisses blown to us by angels.
 ~sayings on Kisses by Author Unknown

   [T]hings are entirely what they appear to be and behind them... there is nothing.
 ~quotations on Philosophical by Jean Paul Sartre, Nausea

   I venture to maintain that there are multitudes to whom the necessity of discharging the duties of a butcher would be so inexpressibly painful and revolting, that if they could obtain a flesh diet on no other condition, they would relinquish it forever.
 ~dirty funny sayings by W.E.H. Lecky

   When life gives you scraps, make something with them.
 ~saying about dirty by Author Unknown

   We acquire the strength we have overcome
 ~quote about Adversity by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Almost all quality improvement comes via simplification of design, manufacturing,, layout, processes, and procedures
 ~quotes on Business by Tom Peters

   Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.
 ~sayings on Age by André Maurois

   October's poplars are flaming torches lighting the way to winter.
 ~quotations on Autumn by Nova Bair

   Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Author Unknown

   Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops
 ~saying about dirty by Thomas J. Watson Jr

   It is the little writer rather than the great writer who seems never to quote, and the reason is that he is never really doing anything else.
 ~quote about Writing by Havelock Ellis

   To eat an egg, you must break the shell.
 ~quotes on Risk by Jamaican Proverb

   Newspapers: dead trees with information smeared on them.
 ~sayings on Environment by Horizon, Electronic Frontier

   To everyone is given the key to heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell.
 ~quotations on Attitude by Ancient Proverb

   Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not like his part, and does not believe in the play.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Friends and neighbors complain that taxes are indeed very heavy, and if those laid on by the government were the only ones we had to pay, we might the more easily discharge them; but we have many others, and much more grievous to some of us. We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride, and four times as much by our folly.
 ~saying about dirty by Benjamin Franklin

   Ah! never shall the land forget, How gushed the life-blood of her brave -
 ~quote about Memorial Day by William Cullen Bryant

   Art, as far as it is able, follows nature, as a pupil imitates his master; thus your art must be, as it were, God's grandchild.
 ~quotes on Art by Dante Alighieri, Inferno

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