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   We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.
 ~quote about Changes by Lynn Hall

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   Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man as twice its natural size.
 ~quotes on Men by Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929

   This is my history; like all other histories, a narrative of misery.
 ~sayings on History by Samuel Johnson

   Confidence is preparation. Everything else is beyond your control.
 ~quotations on Confidence by Richard Kline

   If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Lord Halifax

   Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
 ~saying about dirty by Ambrose Bierce

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   We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one and one are two. We are finding that we must learn a great deal more about and.
 ~quote about Philosophical by Arthur Stanley Eddington

   Before you can begin to think about politics at all, you have to abandon the notion that there is a war between good men and bad men.
 ~quotes on Politics by Walter Lippmann

   The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.
 ~sayings on Weather by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   Yes, one must suffer, even in vain, so as not to have lived in vain
 ~quotations on Adversity by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   So you are lean and mean and resourceful and you continue to walk on the edge of the precipice because over the years you have become fascinated by how close you can walk without losing your balance.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Attributed to Richard M. Nixon

   My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!
 ~saying about dirty by Thomas Jefferson

   Here in America we are descended in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine.
 ~quote about Conformity by Dwight D. Eisenhower, address, Columbia University, 31 May 1954

   Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.
 ~quotes on God by Mary C. Crowley

   Can anything be so elegant as to have few wants, and to serve them one's self?
 ~sayings on Happiness by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent and the serpent didn't have a leg to stand on.
 ~quotations on Religion by Unknown

   Sleep is the interest we have to pay on the capital which is called in at death; and the higher the rate of interest and the more regularly it is paid, the further the date of redemption is postponed.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Arthur Schopenhauer

   There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them.
 ~saying about dirty by Alexandre Ledru-Rollin

   Governments should not possess instruments of coercion and violence denied to their citizens.
 ~quote about Government by Edgar A. Suter

   A sensible man will remember that the eyes may be confused in two ways - by a change from light to darkness or from darkness to light; and he will recognize that the same thing happens to the soul.
 ~quotes on Soul by Plato

   Always be a poet, even in prose.
 ~sayings on Poetry by Charles Baudelaire, My Heart Laid Bare, Intimate Journals, 1864

   I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
 ~quotations on Sex by Gore Vidal

   We do not err because truth is difficult to see. It is visible at a glance. We err because this is more comfortable.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Alexander Solzhenitsyn

   True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander.
 ~saying about dirty by Charles Caleb Colton

   He who experiences the unity of life sees his own Self in all beings, and all beings in his own Self, and looks on everything with an impartial eye.
 ~quote about Attitude by Buddha

   Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over.
 ~quotes on Smiles by Walter Anderson, The Confidence Course, 1997

   I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice.
 ~sayings on Drugs by Kurt Rambis, on drug testing

   A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools
 ~quotations on April Fool's Day by Douglas Adams

   Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Iris Murdoch

   How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!
 ~saying about dirty by Charles Lamb, Last Essays of Elia

   The mind is like an iceberg, it floats with one-seventh of its bulk above water.
 ~quote about Mind by Sigmund Freud

   Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net.
 ~quotes on Age by Franklin Adams

   I do not believe in God, for that implies an effort of the will - I see God everywhere!
 ~sayings on God by Jean Favre

   The unfortunate thing about this world is that good habits are so much easier to give up than bad ones.
 ~quotations on Habits by Somerset Maugham

   The color of the mountains is Buddha's body; the sound of running water is his great speech.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Dogen

   Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking atavists mounted on foot-powered pairs of Hula-Hoops would have us pumping our legs, gritting our teeth, and searing our lungs as though we were being chased across the Pleistocene savanna by saber-toothed tigers. Think of the hopes, the dreams, the effort, the brilliance, the pure force of will that, over the eons, has gone into the creation of the Cadillac Coupe de Ville. Bicycle riders would have us throw all this on the ash heap of history.
 ~saying about dirty by P.J. O'Rourke

   Uno sciocco e il suo denaro son presto separati; English Equivalent: A fool and his money are soon parted
 ~quote about Money by Italian Proverb

   Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle of faith.
 ~quotes on Faith by Author Unknown

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