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   Are we not like two volumes of one book?
 ~quote about I Love You by Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

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   Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.
 ~quotes on Sex by Henry Louis Mencken

   You have to wake up a virgin each morning.
 ~sayings on Living by Jean-Louis Barrault

   A perfectly healthy sentence, it is true, is extremely rare. For the most part we miss the hue and fragrance of the thought; as if we could be satisfied with the dews of the morning or evening without their colors, or the heavens without their azure.
 ~quotations on Writing by Henry David Thoreau

   We are born weak, we need strength; helpless, we need aid; foolish, we need reason. All that we lack at birth, all that we need when we come to man's estate, is the gift of education
 ~dirty funny sayings by Jean-Jacques Rousseau

   There's a saying among prospectors: Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find.
 ~saying about dirty by Robert Flaherty

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   Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends.
 ~quote about Vegetarianism by Author Unknown

   A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
 ~quotes on College by Fats Domino

   There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.
 ~sayings on Politics by Author Unknown

   This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.
 ~quotations on Grammar by Attributed to Winston Churchill, rejecting the rule against ending a sentence with a preposition, c.

   The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Henry Ford

   Wherever you go, go with all your heart
 ~saying about dirty by Confucius

   As long as you keep getting born, it's alright to die some times
 ~quote about Adversity by Orson Scott Card

   As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.
 ~quotes on Love by William Shakespeare

   Nobody can do for little children what grandparents doGrandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children
 ~sayings on Grandparents Day by Alex Haley

   There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.
 ~quotations on Money by Logan Pearsall Smith, Life and Human Nature, Afterthoughts, 1931

   [I]t must be emphasized that nonviolent resistance is not a method for cowards; it does resistIf one uses this method because he is afraid or merely because he lacks the instruments of violence, he is not truly nonviolentThis is why Gandhi often said that
 ~dirty funny sayings by Martin Luther King, Jr., Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story, 1958

   He that wants money, means, and content is without three good friends.
 ~saying about dirty by William Shakespeare

   Democracy is necessitated by the fact that all men are sinners; it is made possible by the fact that we know it.
 ~quote about Living by D. Elton Trueblood

   The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.
 ~quotes on Stress by Elbert Hubbard

   My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond 'Z' and start poking around!
 ~sayings on Imagination by Dr. Seuss

   Americans like fat books and thin women.
 ~quotations on Books Reading by Russell Baker

   Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Jonathan Swift, The Battle of the Books, 1704

   Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
 ~saying about dirty by Mike Connolly

   It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimination half a block from home
 ~quote about Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Carl T. Rowan

   The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change.
 ~quotes on Habits by Eng's Principle

   The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.
 ~sayings on Humorous by Author Unknown

   The end of childhood is when things cease to astonish us. When the world seems familiar, when one has got used to existence, one has become an adult.
 ~quotations on Inner Child by Eugene Ionesco

   No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, How can he want me the way I look in the morning? It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
 ~saying about dirty by Andy Rooney

   The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.
 ~quote about Fishing by A.K. Best

   I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
 ~quotes on Television by Jack Paar

   Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?
 ~sayings on Golf by George Archer

   One's real life is often the life that one does not lead.
 ~quotations on Being Yourself by Oscar Wilde, L'Envoi to Rose-leaf and Apple-leaf, 1882

   Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Author Unknown

   All of us have had the experience of a sudden joy that came when nothing in the world had forewarned us of its coming - a joy so thrilling that if it was born of misery we remembered even the misery with tenderness.
 ~saying about dirty by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   I love the valiant; but it is not enough to wield a broadsword, one must also know against whom.
 ~quote about Purpose by Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra, 1892

   I will not permit thirty men to travel four hundred miles to agitate a bag of wind.
 ~quotes on Sports by Andrew Dickson White

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