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   I've been reading a lot lately about Indian captives. One woman who had been captured by the Indians and made a squaw was resentful when she was rescued because she'd found that there was a lot more work to do as the wife of a white man.
 ~quote about Society by Stephen Vincent Benét

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   What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
 ~quotes on Humility by Abraham Lincoln

   Write down the thoughts of the moment. Those that come unsought for are commonly the most valuable.
 ~sayings on Writing by Francis Bacon

   They are not all saints who use holy water.
 ~quotations on Hypocrisy by English Proverb

   To lose one's self in reverie, one must be either very happy, or very unhappy. Reverie is the child of extremes.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Antoine Rivarol

   How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
 ~saying about dirty by Oscar Wilde

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   I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
 ~quote about Golf by Joe E. Lewis

   A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time
 ~quotes on New Job Congrats by William C. Feather

   Action will remove the doubts that theory cannot solve.
 ~sayings on Action by Tehyi Hsieh

   You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
 ~quotations on Poverty by P.J. O'Rourke, A Parliament of Whores

   Many laws as certainly make bad men, as bad men make many laws.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Walter Savage Landor, Imaginary Conversations

   The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
 ~saying about dirty by David Brinkley

   An otherwise happily married couple may turn a mixed doubles game into a scene from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.
 ~quote about Tennis by Rod Laver

   [H]istorians have powerful imaginations, which are essential and dangerous.
 ~quotes on History by Robert Stinson

   I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul. No, give me a ruined complexion and a lost figure and sixteen chins on a farmyard of Crow's feet and an obvious wig. Then you shall see me coming out strong.
 ~sayings on Beauty by George Bernard Shaw, to Mrs. Patrick Campbell

   [M]y own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose.
 ~quotations on Miscellaneous by J.B.S. Haldane, Possible Worlds and Other Papers, 1927

   The great men of science are supreme artists.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Martin H. Fischer

   Your environment largely shapes your future. Take the time to select one that will shape the kind you’d like to have.
 ~saying about dirty by

   A hug is the shortest distance between friends.
 ~quote about Hugs by Author Unknown

   No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.
 ~quotes on Writing by Henry Brooks Adams, The Education of Henry Adams, 1907

   Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
 ~sayings on Reality by Author Unknown

   You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
 ~quotations on Children by Franklin P. Jones

   Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Clifford Stoll

   Most things in life are moments of pleasure and a lifetime of embarrassment; photography is a moment of embarrassment and a lifetime of pleasure.
 ~saying about dirty by Tony Benn

   To dance with a man is to concentrate a twelvemonth's regulation fire upon him in the fragment of an hour. To pass to courtship without acquaintance, to pass to marriage without courtship, is a skipping of terms reserved for those alone who tread this royal road
 ~quote about Dance by Thomas Hardy

   Accidents, and particularly street and highway accidents, do not happen - they are caused.
 ~quotes on Safety by Ernest Greenwood

   Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor.
 ~sayings on Civilization by Arnold Toynbee

   The more corrupt the republic, the more numerous the laws.
 ~quotations on Justice by Tacitus, Annals

   You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Earl Wilson

   If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
 ~saying about dirty by J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye

   If you hate your lot but wouldn't trade it, it's not your lot you hate.
 ~quote about Wise Words by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   I take it that what all men are really after is some form of, perhaps only some formula of, peace.
 ~quotes on Peace by James Conrad

   Aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
 ~sayings on Quotations by James Alexander Thom

   It is well that you should celebrate your Arbor Day thoughtfully, for within your lifetime the nation's need of trees will become serious. We of an older generation can get along with what we have, though with growing hardship; but in your full manhood an
 ~quotations on Arbor Day by Theodore Roosevelt, 1907 Arbor Day Message

   Men may come, men may go, but I go on forever
 ~dirty funny sayings by

   Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
 ~saying about dirty by Art Buchwald

   In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't.
 ~quote about Faith by Blaise Pascal

   If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
 ~quotes on Dogs by Will Rogers

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