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   In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
 ~quote about Mistakes by Bill Vaughan

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   Draft beer; not people.
 ~quotes on War by Author Unknown

   The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain
 ~sayings on Celebrity by Dolly Parton

   War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace.
 ~quotations on War by Thomas Mann

   Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Friedrich Nietzsche

   A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
 ~saying about dirty by Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch

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   You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time
 ~quote about April Fool's Day by Abraham Lincoln

   I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween
 ~quotes on Halloween by Author Unknown

   Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
 ~sayings on Humorous by Colin Sautar

   America is much more than a geographical factIt is a political and moral fact - the first community in which men set out in principle to institutionalize freedom, responsible government, and human equality
 ~quotations on Patriotic by Adlai Stevenson

   If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Joey Adams

   Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on his own dunghill.
 ~saying about dirty by Richard Aldington

   It's never safe to be nostalgic about something until you're absolutely certain there's no chance of its coming back.
 ~quote about Nostalgia by Bill Vaughn

   We don't need to increase our goods nearly as much as we need to scale down our wants. Not wanting something is as good as possessing it.
 ~quotes on Simplicity by Donald Horban

   Show me someone who never gossips, and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people.
 ~sayings on Gossip by Barbara Walters

   Our flag means all that our fathers meant in the Revolutionary WarIt means all that the Declaration of Independence meantIt means justiceIt means libertyIt means happiness.... Every color means libertyEvery thread means libertyEvery star and stripe means
 ~quotations on Flag Day by Henry Ward Beecher

   Most people will be about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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   A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
 ~saying about dirty by Ogden Nash

   The cure for capitalism's failing would require that a government would have to rise above the interests of one class alone.
 ~quote about Government by Robert L. Heilbroner

   He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate.
 ~quotes on Leisure by Henry David Thoreau

   Never support two weaknesses at the same time. It's your combination sinners - your lecherous liars and your miserly drunkards - who dishonor the vices and bring them into bad repute.
 ~sayings on Vices by Thornton Wilder

   [T]he bicycle will accomplish more for women's sensible dress than all the reform movements that have ever been waged.
 ~quotations on Bicycling by Author Unknown, from Demerarest's Family Magazine, 1895

   Faith... must be enforced by reason.... When faith becomes blind it dies.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Mahatma Gandhi

   There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me.
 ~saying about dirty by Thomas Jefferson

   After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi
 ~quote about Party Invitations by P.J. O'Rourke

   One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to reach the greens.
 ~quotes on Golf by Pete Alfano

   If you treat every situation as a life and death matter, you'll die a lot of times.
 ~sayings on Worry by Dean Smith

   I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.
 ~quotations on Beauty by Author Unknown

   A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
 ~dirty funny sayings by George William Curtis

   Put your future in good hands - your own.
 ~saying about dirty by Author Unknown

   I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
 ~quote about Hair by Dolly Parton

   Women are one of the Almighty's enigmas to prove to men that He knows more than they do.
 ~quotes on Men by Ellen Glasgow

   The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.
 ~sayings on Curiosity by Ralph W. Sockman

   If you do a lot of things to build business, you'll build business. They don't have to be done perfectly to work, although the better you do them, the better they'll work. But the main point is that you have to do them -- a lot
 ~quotations on Business by Joe Girard

   Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Italian Proverb

   Would you kill your pet dog or cat to eat it? How about an animal you're not emotionally attached to? Is the thought of slaughtering a cow or chicken or pig with your own hands too much to handle? Instead, would hiring a hit-man to do the job give you enough distance from the emotional discomfort? What animal did you put a contract out on for your supper last night? Did you at least make sure that none went to waste and to take a moment to be grateful for its sacrifice?
 ~saying about dirty by Anonymous

   One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully.
 ~quote about Baseball by Robert Benchley

   Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.
 ~quotes on Golf by Jim Murray

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