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   When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
 ~quote about Politics by P.J. O'Rourke

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   Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.
 ~quotes on Sex by Author Unknown

   Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I.
 ~sayings on Housework by Anne Gibbons

   We can buy players for 2m, but it's only when you buy a player for 6m that you can guarantee that they will bring something to the team every game.
 ~quotations on Sports by Dick Advocaat

   She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Woody Allen, Getting Even, 1973

   A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
 ~saying about dirty by Bill Vaughan

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   It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressmen.
 ~quote about Government by Author Unknown

   It's snowing still, said Eeyore gloomily. So it is. And freezing. Is it? Yes, said Eeyore. However, he said, brightening up a little, we haven't had an earthquake lately.
 ~quotes on Attitude by A.A. Milne

   All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom; justice; honor; duty; mercy; hope.
 ~sayings on Freedom by Sir Winston Churchill

   Envy is a waste of time.
 ~quotations on Jealousy by Author Unknown

   If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problemEverything else is inconvenience
 ~dirty funny sayings by Robert Fulghum

   Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves
 ~saying about dirty by William Pitt

   We ascribe beauty to that which is simple; which has no superfluous parts; which exactly answers its end; which stands related to all things; which is the mean of many extremes.
 ~quote about Beauty by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
 ~quotes on Vices by Woody Allen

   You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
 ~sayings on Risk by James Thurber

   There are thousands of thoughts lying within a man that he does not know till he takes up the pen and writes.
 ~quotations on Writing by William Makepeace Thackeray

   You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Gene Mauch

   Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
 ~saying about dirty by Jonathan Kozel

   I simply believe that some part of the human Self or Soul is not subject to the laws of space and time.
 ~quote about Soul by Carl Jung

   Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
 ~quotes on Goals by David Lloyd George

   This communicating of a man's self to his friend works two contrary effects for it redoubleth joy, and cutteth griefs in half
 ~sayings on Friends by Francis Bacon

   Religion supports nobody. It has to be supported. It produces no wheat, no corn; it ploughs no land; it fells no forests. It is a perpetual mendicant. It lives on the labors of others, and then has the arrogance to pretend that it supports the giver.
 ~quotations on Religion by Robert G. Ingersoll

   If I could only remember that the days were, not bricks to be laid row on row, to be built into a solid house, where one might dwell in safety and peace, but only food for the fires of the heart.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Edmund Wilson

   In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has.
 ~saying about dirty by Mark Twain

   Find out the reason that commands you to write; see whether it has spread its roots into the very depth of your heart; confess to yourself you would have to die if you were forbidden to write.
 ~quote about Writing by Rainer Maria Rilke

   When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
 ~quotes on Adversity by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   You don't take a photograph, you make it.
 ~sayings on Photography by Ansel Adams

   The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
 ~quotations on Humankind by E.W. Howe

   Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Author Unknown

   Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.
 ~saying about dirty by Ira Gassen

   The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities.
 ~quote about Attitude by Author Unknown

   Physics is imagination in a straight jacket.
 ~quotes on Science by John Moffat

   The best vitamin for making friends is B-1
 ~sayings on Friends by Unknown

   Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
 ~quotations on Jewelry by Chinese Proverb

   Before you can break out of prison, you must first realize you're locked up.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Author Unknown

   There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
 ~saying about dirty by Logan Pearsall Smith

   Once one has seen God, what is the remedy?
 ~quote about God by Sylvia Plath, Mystic

   A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.
 ~quotes on Writing by Samuel McChord Crothers, Every Man's Natural Desire to Be Somebody Else, The Dame School of Experien

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