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   God is growing bitter, He envies man his mortality.
 ~quote about Death by Jacques Rigaut, Pensées

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   Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
 ~quotes on Alcohol by Knute Rockne

   Whenever you meet stranger, try to leave him as s friend.
 ~sayings on Friendship by

   Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction
 ~quotations on Valentine's Day by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand, and Stars, 1939

   When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Jesse Jackson

   If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?
 ~saying about dirty by Larry Nelson

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   If a composer could say what he had to say in words he would not bother trying to say it in music.
 ~quote about Music by Gustav Mahler

   Death? Why this fuss about death? Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! . . . Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil
 ~quotes on Death by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

   A liberal-arts education is supposed to provide you with a value system, a standard, a set of ideas, not a job.
 ~sayings on College by Caroline Bird

   Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
 ~quotations on Age by Dave Barry, Your Disintegrating Body, Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

   She looks as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Jonathan Swift, Polite Conversation

   Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship.
 ~saying about dirty by Dorothy Parker

   Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal.
 ~quote about Self-Discovery by Russell Lynes

   A few minutes ago every tree was excited, bowing to the roaring storm, waving, swirling, tossing their branches in glorious enthusiasm like worship. But though to the outer ear these trees are now silent, their songs never cease. Every hidden cell is throbbing with music and life, every fiber thrilling like harp strings, while incense is ever flowing from the balsam bells and leaves. No wonder the hills and groves were God's first temples, and the more they are cut down and hewn into cathedrals and churches, the farther off and dimmer seems the Lord himself.
 ~quotes on Trees by John Muir

   Prayer may not change things for you, but it for sure changes you for things.
 ~sayings on Prayer by Samuel M. Shoemaker

   Fear is the needle that pierces us that it may carry a thread to bind us to heaven.
 ~quotations on Fear by James Hastings

   Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope
 ~dirty funny sayings by Bill Cosby

   Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
 ~saying about dirty by Christopher Morley

   Business is really more agreeable than pleasure; it interests the whole mind ... more deeply. But it does not look as if it did
 ~quote about Business by Walt Bagehot

   When men grow virtuous in their old age, they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings.
 ~quotes on Age by Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1711

   Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
 ~sayings on Cats by Jeff Valdez

   Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill
 ~quotations on Get Well Soon by Johnny Carson

   Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935

   Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
 ~saying about dirty by H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Instruction Book

   And help us, this and every day, to live more nearly as we pray.
 ~quote about Prayer by John Keble

   Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
 ~quotes on Dental by Johnny Carson

   But a weed is simply a plant that wants to grow where people want something else. In blaming nature, people mistake the culprit. Weeds are people's idea, not nature's.
 ~sayings on Weeds by Author Unknown

   Moonlight is sculpture.
 ~quotations on Night by Nathaniel Hawthorne

   If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some of whom didn't want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with
 ~dirty funny sayings by Donald D. Quinn

   I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them.
 ~saying about dirty by Pablo Picasso

   As the presence of those we love is as a double life, so absence, in its anxious longing and sense of vacancy, is as a foretaste of death
 ~quote about Goodbye by Anna Brownell Jameson

   A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television
 ~quotes on Grandparents Day by Author Unknown

   There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings.
 ~sayings on Parenting by Hodding Carter, Jr.

   Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
 ~quotations on Death by Author Unknown

   A biophysicist talks physics to the biologists and biology to the physicists, but then he meets another biophysicist, they just discuss women.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Author Unknown

   Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is going on all the time.
 ~saying about dirty by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

   Missing someone gets easier every day because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, it's one day closer to the next time you will
 ~quote about Goodbye by Author Unknown

   When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.
 ~quotes on Men by Jean Giraudoux

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