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   It's like going into a nuclear war with bows and arrows.
 ~quote about Sports by Joe Kinnear, comparing finances and resources in high-dollar and low-dollar sports teams

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   Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
 ~quotes on Sex by Harold Robbins

   To many of the modern generations, history, like God, is dead.
 ~sayings on History by Derek Heather

   Dreams are only thoughts you didn't have time to think about during the day.
 ~quotations on Dreams by Author Unknown

   Learn all you can from old people. They’ve gone over the road you must travel.
 ~dirty funny sayings by

   Old age lives minutes slowly, hours quickly; childhood chews hours and swallows minutes.
 ~saying about dirty by Malcolm de Chazal

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   It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend
 ~quote about I'm Sorry by William Blake

   Dwell in thought upon the grandest, and the grandest you shall see; fix your mind upon the highest, and the highest you shall be.
 ~quotes on Goals by

   I wouldn't be surprised if one day Carl's halo slipped and choked him.
 ~sayings on Insults by Allan Wells, referring to Carl Lewis, 1989

   The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy
 ~quotations on Grandparents Day by Sam Levenson

   Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs
 ~dirty funny sayings by William Shakespeare

   Truth only reveals itself when one gives up all preconceived ideas.
 ~saying about dirty by Shoseki

   Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.
 ~quote about Intuition by Billy Wilder

   God - the John Doe of philosophy and religion.
 ~quotes on God by Elbert Hubbard, The Notebook, 1927

   Freedom means choosing your burden.
 ~sayings on Freedom by Hephzibah Menuhin

   Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.
 ~quotations on Beauty by George W. Russell

   Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Victor Hugo

   Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
 ~saying about dirty by Aesop

   Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
 ~quote about Sex by Jayne Mansfield

   [A] mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled.
 ~quotes on Mothers by Emily Dickinson

   War grows out of the desire of the individual to gain advantage at the expense of his fellow man.
 ~sayings on War by Napoleon Hill

   Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity! I say, let your affairs be as two or three, and not a hundred or a thousand instead of a million count half a dozen, and keep your accounts on your thumb-nail.
 ~quotations on Simplicity by Henry David Thoreau

   I have diligently numbered the days of pure and genuine happiness which have fallen to my lot: they amount to fourteen.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Abd-El-Raham

   To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving.
 ~saying about dirty by Max Beerbohm

   The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.
 ~quote about Hypocrisy by Socrates

   I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich
 ~quotes on Fathers Day by M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

   Speed kills colour... the gyroscope, when turning at full speed, shows up gray.
 ~sayings on Society by Paul Morand

   Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
 ~quotations on Cute by Will Rogers

   Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Author Unknown

   Thus Dante's motto over Inferno applies with equal force to marriage: Ye who enter here leave all hope behind.
 ~saying about dirty by Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love

   The natural philosophers are mostly gone. We modern scientists are adding too many decimals.
 ~quote about Philosophy by Martin H. Fischer

   If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
 ~quotes on Kindness by Dalai Lama

   Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.
 ~sayings on Dreams by Edgar Cayce

   Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.
 ~quotations on Living by Buddha

   Janie's a pretty typical teenager - angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.
 ~dirty funny sayings by Alan Ball, American Beauty, 1999

   A Rattlesnake, if Cornered will become so angry it will bite itself. That is exactly what the harboring of hate and resentment against others is - a biting of oneself. We think we are harming others in holding these spites and hates, but the deeper harm is to ourselves.
 ~saying about dirty by E. Stanley Jones

   Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep.
 ~quote about Parenting by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
 ~quotes on Mothers by Peter De Vries

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