A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.
~quote about Housework by Ralph Waldo Emerson
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~quotes on Future by Kehlog Albran Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
~sayings on Marriage by Marlene Dietrich I'd rather sit down and write a letter than call someone up. I hate the telephone.
~quotations on Telephones by Henry Miller If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question, or asked the question wrong.
~distance love quote by Pat Parelli I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
~saying about distance by Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt
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~quote about Humor by Mel Brooks Gluttony is not a secret vice.
~quotes on Dieting by Orson Welles The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
~sayings on Sex by Author Unknown If the Aborigine drafted an I.Q. test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
~quotations on Intelligence by Stanley Garn The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~distance love quote by Dorothy Parker (Thank you, Kaitlin.) Every civilization is, among other things, an arrangement for domesticating the passions and setting them to do useful work.
~saying about distance by Aldous Huxley There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer, no disease that enough love will not heal, no door that enough love will not bridge, no wall that enough love will not throw down, no sin that enough love will not redeem... It makes no difference how deeply seated may be the trouble, how hopeless the outlook, how muddled the tangle, how great the mistake. A sufficient realization of love will dissolve it all. If only you could love enough, you could be the happiest and most powerful being in the world
~quote about Romantic Quotes by Emmet Fox Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
~quotes on Philosophical by Jean Baptiste Molière, Le Malade Imaginaire Damaged people are dangerousThey know they can survive
~sayings on Adversity by Josephine Hart Wives of ballplayers, when they teach their children their prayers, should instruct them how to say: God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth has upped Daddy's paycheck by fifteen to forty percent.
~quotations on Baseball by Waite Hoyt When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing, then we truly live life
~distance love quote by Greg Anderson If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
~saying about distance by Author Unknown God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?
~quote about Gifts by William A. Ward There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew.
~quotes on Environment by Marshall McLuhan, 1964 Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes.
~sayings on Nurses by Author Unknown Where does the white go when the snow melts?
~quotations on Weather by Author Unknown As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
~distance love quote by Erma Bombeck There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
~saying about distance by Adela Rogers St. Johns A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
~quote about Mothers by Irish Proverb Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
~quotes on Dieting by Author Unknown I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.
~sayings on Dieting by Jane Wagner Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence.
~quotations on Speaking by Spanish Proverb A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.
~distance love quote by Paul Dudley White Dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask.
~saying about distance by X-Files Once you have heard the lark, known the swish of feet through hill-top grass and smelt the earth made ready for the seed, you are never again going to be fully happy about the cities and towns that man carries like a crippling weight upon his back.
~quote about Nature by Gwyn Thomas We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
~quotes on Dental by Joseph Heller It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are
~sayings on Graduation by e.e. cummings A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.
~quotations on Sisters by Isadora James It always strikes me, and it is very peculiar, that when we see the image of indescribable and unutterable desolation - of loneliness, of poverty and misery, the end of all things, or their extreme - then rises in our mind the thought of God.
~distance love quote by Vincent van Gogh, Dear Theo: An Autobiography of Vincent van Gogh, 1937 [Thinking is] what a great many people think they are doing when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
~saying about distance by William James The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.
~quote about Knowledge by Ralph W. Sockman Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
~quotes on Marriage by Jean Rostand, Le Mariage, 1927
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