You mix two jiggers of scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license
~quote about Baseball by Rocky Bridges
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~quotes on Curmudgeons by Logan Pearsall Smith There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them
~sayings on Women's Greetings by Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
~quotations on Society by Art Buchwald History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind. Surely, Watt with his steam engine, Faraday with his electric motor, and Edison with his incandescent light bulb did not have it as their goal to contribute to a fuel shortage some day that would place their countries at the mercy of Arab oil.
~famous american quotes by Joseph Heller, Good as Gold Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
~saying about american by George D. Prentice
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~quote about History by Hajo Holborn, History and the Humanities The historian has been the hearth at which the soul of the country has been kept alive.
~quotes on History by John Morley, Notes on Politics and History Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
~sayings on Thinking by John F. Kennedy The dance is a poem of which each movement is a word.
~quotations on Dancing by Mata Hari Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
~famous american quotes by Albert Camus 'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our coming, and look brighter when we come.
~saying about american by Lord Byron Somebody recently figured out that we have 35 million laws to enforce the ten commandments.
~quote about Society by Attributed to both Bert Masterson and Earl Wilson The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
~quotes on Marriage by A.P. Herbert What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.
~sayings on Self-Control by Franklin P. Jones Sleep lingers all our lifetime about our eyes, as night hovers all day in the boughs of the fir-tree.
~quotations on Sleep by Ralph Waldo Emerson When I look back now over my life and call to mind what I might have had simply for taking and did not take, my heart is like to break.
~famous american quotes by William Hale White We cast away priceless time in dreams, born of imagination, fed upon illusion and put to death by reality
~saying about american by Judy Garland I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
~quote about Nature by Frank Lloyd Wright, quoted, 14 August 1966 I like the silence of a church, before the service begins better than any preaching.
~quotes on Religion by Ralph Waldo Emerson I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
~sayings on Sex by Author Unknown Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor
~quotations on Adversity by Truman Capote If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.
~famous american quotes by Dawn French Life’s royal crown jewels: health and peace of mind. Treat them royally.
~saying about american by My religiosity consists in a humble admiration of the infinitely superior spirit that reveals itself in the little that we, with our weak and transitory understanding, can comprehend of reality. Morality is of the highest importance - but for us, not for God.
~quote about Religion by Albert Einstein Remember the tea kettle - it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it still sings!
~quotes on Tea by Author Unknown Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.
~sayings on Gratitude by Horace Find a need and fill it.
~quotations on Helping by Ruth Stafford Peale Progress imposes not only new possibilities for the future but new restrictions.
~famous american quotes by Norbert Wiener, The Human Use of Human Beings, 1950 God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
~saying about american by Martin H. Fischer Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.
~quote about Marriage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 How cunningly nature hides every wrinkle of her inconceivable antiquity under roses and violets and morning dew!
~quotes on Nature by Ralph Waldo Emerson During my second year of nursing school our professor gave us a quiz. I breezed through the questions until I read the last one: What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school? Surely this was a joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before the class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our grade. Absolutely, the professor said. In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello. I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.
~sayings on Kindness by Joann C. Jones Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
~quotations on Science by Wernher Von Braun Everybody has a powerful aid to success, riches, achievement: AUTO SUGGESTION.
~famous american quotes by Alice, you'd get more accomplished if you were less of a perfectionist. I've asked Wally to work with you - to teach you how to be less perfect
~saying about american by Dilbert Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.
~quote about Age by Author Unknown The poem... is a little myth of man's capacity of making life meaningful. And in the end, the poem is not a thing we see - it is, rather, a light by which we may see - and what we see is life.
~quotes on Poetry by Robert Penn Warren, Saturday Review, 22 March 1958
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