The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
~quote about Technology by Warren G. Bennis
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~quotes on Very True by Christopher Morley, Contribution to a Contribution Changing our thoughts and attitudes requires effort. But anything that doesn’t require effort isn’t worth having.
~sayings on Attitude by Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
~quotations on Humor by Love, and a cough, cannot be hid
~famous american saying by George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651 If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.
~saying about american by Georges Courteline, La philosophie de Georges Courteline, 1917
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~quote about Marriage by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The chains of habit are generally too small to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.
~quotes on Habits by Samuel Johnson What is the essence of America? Finding and maintaining that perfect, delicate balance between freedom "to" and freedom "from."
~sayings on Patriotic by Marilyn vos Savant, in Parade Wars usually have the effect of speeding up the process of history.
~quotations on History by Pieter Geyl, Debates With Historians The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
~famous american saying by Fred Barling, Humorscope Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles.
~saying about american by Alex Karras Arizona looks like a battle on Mars.
~quote about Arizona by Author Unknown You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself
~quotes on Self Improvement by Harry Firestone Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
~sayings on Hair by Fran Lebowitz I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
~quotations on Dogs by Penny Ward Moser A problem is a chance for you to do your best
~famous american saying by Duke Ellington A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.
~saying about american by D. Elton Trueblood High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
~quote about Clothing by Christopher Morley If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
~quotes on Speaking by Earl Wilson [T]he American is a gentle guy; but don't pressure him; if you do he turns toad and squirts poison.
~sayings on America by Martin H. Fischer This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in
~quotations on Patriotic by Theodore Roosevelt To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other
~famous american saying by Jack Handy The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed - it is a process of elimination.
~saying about american by Elbert Hubbard Love is always present, it is just a matter of feeling it or not
~quote about Romantic Quotes by Kimberly Kirberg History offers some consolation by reminding us that sin has flourished in every age.
~quotes on History by Will and Ariel Durant, Lessons of History Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations.
~sayings on Humor by Ron Dentinger Never be without pencil or paper to catch unexpected but useful tips, facts, ideas.
~quotations on Self Improvement by Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
~famous american saying by Author Unknown If the King loves music, it is well with the land.
~saying about american by Mencius Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected
~quote about Children by Red Buttons The eager and often inconsiderate appeals of reformers and revolutionists are indispensable to counterbalance the inertia and fossilism marking so large a part of human institutions.
~quotes on Conformity by Walt Whitman, Democratic Vistas, 1871 The speedway ends at the cemetery.
~sayings on Driving by Author Unknown He gained a world; he gave that world Its grandest lesson: "On! sail on!"
~quotations on Columbus Day by Joaquin Miller Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise.
~famous american saying by Kathleen Turner There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.
~saying about american by Tom DeMarco and Timothy Lister If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner.
~quote about Politics by Lindsey Nelson A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.
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