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The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.
~quotes on Golf by Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1975 The typical gambler might not really understand the probabilistic nuances of the wheel or the dice, but such things seem a bit more tractable than, say, trying to raise a child in this lunatic society of ours.
~sayings on Gambling by Arthur S. Reber, The New Gambler's Bible I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
~quotations on Famous Saying by Groucho Marx Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
~famous celebrity quotes by Luis Bunuel Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses.
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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
~quote about Golf by Bob Hope Give me odorous at sunrise a garden of beautiful flowers where I can walk undisturbed.
~quotes on Gardens by Walt Whitman I am a nutritional overachiever.
~sayings on Dieting by Author Unknown When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.
~quotations on Integrity by Abraham Lincoln Do what we can, summer will have its flies.
~famous celebrity quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
~saying about celebrity by A nickname is the hardest stone that the devil can throw at a man.
~quote about Names by Author unknown, quoted by William Hazlitt Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
~quotes on Light by Chinese Proverb You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
~sayings on Beauty by Author Unknown In the lifetime of one person, we went from figuring out where we came from to figuring out how to get rid of ourselves.
~quotations on Society by Jack Horner, on the eighty years between Darwin's On the Origin of Species and the nuclear bomb, in When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight.
~famous celebrity quotes by Kahlil Gibran A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.
~saying about celebrity by Edgar Wallace I held a moment in my hand, brilliant as a star, fragile as a flower, a tiny sliver of one hour. I dripped it carelessly, Ah! I didn't know, I held opportunity.
~quote about Opportunities by Hazel Lee I am an invisible man.... I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids - and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me.
~quotes on Prejudice by Ralph Ellison, The Invisible Man, 1952 When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.
~sayings on Sports by Don Drysdale, 1978 Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor.
~quotations on Tattoos by Billy Elmer If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
~famous celebrity quotes by Hamilton Fish I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders
~saying about celebrity by Jewish Proverb Art is the triumph over chaos.
~quote about Art by John Cheever The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all.
~quotes on Risk by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Look at a stone cutter hammering away at his rock, perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred-and-first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not the last blow that did it, but all that had gone before.
~sayings on Perseverance by Jacob A. Riis It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
~quotations on Baseball by Yogi Berra Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.
~famous celebrity quotes by Michael Bamberger Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion
~saying about celebrity by Author Unknown If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
~quote about Sports by Vince Lombardi Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. Almost any compromise is better than a lawsuit. All lasting agreements are made by compromise. Nothing made by brute force lasts.
~quotes on Friendship by Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions
~sayings on Confidence by Earl Gray Stevens Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul.
~quotations on Beauty by John Muir Things which you do not hope happen more frequently than things which you do hope.
~famous celebrity quotes by Titus Maccius Plautus I am my own heaven and hell!
~saying about celebrity by J.C.F. von Schiller Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
~quote about Luck by Langston Coleman The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars.
~quotes on War by William Westmoreland
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