God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
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Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
~quotes on Compliments by Homer Simpson Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.
~sayings on Fishing by Author Unknown If food is your best friend, it's also your worst enemy.
~quotations on Dieting by Grandpa Edward Jones, 1978 No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.
~famous disney movie quotes by Abraham Lincoln True silence is the rest of the mind, and is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment.
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Prejudices subsist in people's imagination long after they have been destroyed by their experience.
~quote about Prejudice by Ernest Dimnet Every man feels instinctively that all the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.
~quotes on Helping by Lowell Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing Embraceable You in spats.
~sayings on Trees by Woody Allen Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
~quotations on Alcohol by Robert Heinlein Wait, I just remembered something! You're boring and my legs work
~famous disney movie quotes by David Spade A free press can be good or bad, but, most certainly, without freedom a press will never be anything but bad.
~saying about disney movie by Albert Camus A leader or a man of action in a crisis almost always acts subconsciously and then thinks of the reasons for his action.
~quote about Intuition by Jawaharlal Nehru Go ahead and squander your chi. But I guarantee you heaven isn't in Miss March's pussy.... Heaven is on the other side of that feeling you get when you're sitting on the couch and you get up and make a triple-decker sandwich. It's on the other side of that, when you don't make the sandwich. It's about sacrifice.... It's about giving up the things that basically keep you from feeling. That's what I believe, anyway. I'm always asking, What am I going to give up next? Because I want to feel.
~quotes on Self-Control by Jim Carrey, from a Michael Fleming interview in the March 2004 issue of Playboy magazine I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.
~sayings on Baseball by Tom Clark It is easy to understand God as long as you don't try to explain him.
~quotations on God by Joseph Joubert The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
~famous disney movie quotes by Robert Byrne Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
~saying about disney movie by Isadora Duncan Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known
~quote about Adversity by Garrison Keillor Inspiration: a peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.
~quotes on Religion by Voltaire If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
~sayings on Homosexuality by Author Unknown Suppose, however, that God did give this law to the Jews, and did tell them that whenever a man preached a heresy, or proposed to worship any other God that they should kill him; and suppose that afterward this same God took upon himself flesh, and came to this very chosen people and taught a different religion, and that thereupon the Jews crucified him; I ask you, did he not reap exactly what he had sown? What right would this god have to complain of a crucifixion suffered in accordance with his own command?
~quotations on Religion by Robert G. Ingersoll, Ingersoll's Works, Vol. 2 Never measure your progress by your income, but by your bank account. Remember the man in the mirror at 70 or 80.
~famous disney movie quotes by Buying a Nikon doesn't make you a photographer. It makes you a Nikon owner.
~saying about disney movie by Author Unknown Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones
~quote about Future by Seneca Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have.
~quotes on Success by Zig Ziglar If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
~sayings on Money by Aristotle Onassis There are those who are so scrupulously afraid of doing wrong that they seldom venture to do anything.
~quotations on Risk by Vauvenargues Four steps to achievement: Plan purposefully. Prepare prayerfully. Proceed positively. Pursue persistently.
~famous disney movie quotes by William A. Ward Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
~saying about disney movie by George Saintsbury There are twelve hours in the day, and above fifty in the night.
~quote about Sleep by Marie de Rabutin-Chantal The great thought, the great concern, the great anxiety of men is to restrict, as much as possible, the limits of their own responsibility.
~quotes on Responsibility by Giosué Borsi By all means use sometimes to be alone. Salute thyself; see what thy soul doth wear.
~sayings on Self-Discovery by George Herbert Blessed is he who has found his right work; let him ask no further blessings.
~quotations on Career by While earning your daily bread, be sure you share a slice with those less fortunate
~famous disney movie quotes by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Perfumes are the feelings of flowers.
~saying about disney movie by Heinrich Heine, The Hartz Journey The surest way to be alone is to get married.
~quote about Marriage by Gloria Steinem Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade
~quotes on Graduation by Attributed to both James Charlton and H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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