We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
~quotes on Hypocrisy by George Bernard Shaw The circumstances of the world are so variable that an irrevocable purpose or opinion is almost synonymous with a foolish one.
~sayings on Changes by William H. Seward Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
~quotations on Homosexuality by Sam Austin Many persons read and like fiction. It does not tax the intelligence and the intelligence of most of us can so ill afford taxation that we rightly welcome any reading matter which avoids this.
~famous drinking quotes by Rose Macaulay Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
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There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.
~quote about Parenting by George Bernard Shaw When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.
~quotes on Honesty by Rospo Pallenberg and John Boorman, Excalibur, based on Le Morte d'Arthur by Thomas Malory We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance
~sayings on Party Invitations by Japanese Proverb It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something.
~quotations on Mistakes by Ornette Coleman Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
~famous drinking quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
~saying about drinking by James D. Miles People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
~quote about Funny Saying by Anatole France If the sight of the blue skies fills you with joy, if a blade of grass springing up in the fields has power to move you, if the simple things of nature have a message that you understand, rejoice, for your soul is alive.
~quotes on Nature by Eleonora Duse Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
~sayings on Love by Author Unknown There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
~quotations on Smoking by Katharine Whitehorn But this had been a sin of passion, not of principle, nor even purpose.
~famous drinking quotes by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter Spring makes its own statement, so loud and clear that the gardener seems to be only one of the instruments, not the composer.
~saying about drinking by Geoffrey B. Charlesworth Always tell the truth. Even if you have to make it up.
~quote about Honesty by Author Unknown Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
~quotes on Computers by Michael Sinz Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
~sayings on Self Discipline by Emerson Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
~quotations on Summer by Russel Baker Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.
~famous drinking quotes by From the television show King of Queens (may not be exact wording), spoken by the character Doug Hef When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.
~saying about drinking by Edie Cantor If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
~quote about Baseball by Dave Barry If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.
~quotes on Flirtation by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Adults are obsolete children
~sayings on Children by Dr. Seuss Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke
~quotations on Valentine's Day by Lynda Barry No Man Alive has witness struggles i survived
~famous drinking quotes by Tupac Shakur If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
~saying about drinking by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi It is better to drink of deep griefs than to taste shallow pleasures
~quote about Adversity by William Hazlitt, Characteristics, 1823 The greater part of my official time is spent on investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn, and each stationary.
~quotes on Driving by An English Lord Chief Justice, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers, Writers & Raconteur The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
~sayings on Golf by Author Unknown Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice.
~quotations on Labor by Henry Ford Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
~famous drinking quotes by Woody Allen, My Speech to the Graduates, Side Effects, 1980 One's own self is well hidden from one's own self; of all mines of treasure, one's own is the last to be dug up.
~saying about drinking by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun
~quote about Retirement by Jim Bishop I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
~quotes on Personality by Albert Einstein
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