Satan delights equally in statistics and in quoting scripture....
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There are three kinds of lies - lies, damned lies and statistics.
~quotes on Statistics by Benjamin Disraeli, commonly misattributed to Mark Twain because he quotes Disraeli in Autobiography I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus DayWhat did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be hereBig deal
~sayings on Columbus Day by John Waters, quoted in The Portable Curmudgeon Redux, compiled & edited by Jon Winokur, 1992 God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
~quotations on Life by Garrison Keillor One certainly has a soul; but how it came to allow itself to be enclosed in a body is more than I can imagine. I only know if once mine gets out, I'll have a bit of a tussle before I let it get in again to that of any other.
~famous educational quotes by Lord Byron The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
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Many a person has held close, throughout their entire lives, two friends that always remained strange to one another, because one of them attracted by virtue of similarity, the other by difference.
~quote about Friendship by Emil Ludwig Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
~quotes on Statistics by Author Unknown A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought without breaking it, or explore an explosive idea without fear it will go off in your face. It is one of the few havens remaining where a man's mind can get both provocation and privacy.
~sayings on Books Reading by Edward P. Morgan Some people do not become thinkers simply because their memories are too good.
~quotations on Thinking by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored
~famous educational quotes by Aldous Huxley Hearing protection is a sound investment.
~saying about educational by Author Unknown Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time
~quote about Retirement by J. Lubbock Religion is the metaphysics of the masses.
~quotes on Religion by Arthur Schopenhauer It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.
~sayings on Adversity by Ashleigh Brilliant A Normal person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray.
~quotations on Meetings by Alan Sherman When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys.
~famous educational quotes by Andrew G. Dehel It is hard to say whether doctors of law or divinity have made the greater advances in the lucrative business of mystery.
~saying about educational by Edmund Burke Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in special need of help, the good deed is usually done by somebody on whom I have no claim.
~quote about Kindness by William Feather The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest, for he has not earned it.
~quotes on Idleness by John Lubbock Music cleanses the understanding; inspires it, and lifts it into a realm which it would not reach if it were left to itself.
~sayings on Music by Henry Ward Beecher Good old days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't
~quotations on Drinking by Unknown I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
~famous educational quotes by William H. Mauldin The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur
~saying about educational by Vince Lombardi It would have been more logical if silent pictures had grown out of the talkies instead of the other way around.
~quote about Cinema by Mary Pickford Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
~quotes on Very True by Murphy's Law History balances the frustration of how far we have to go with the satisfaction of how far we have come. It teaches us tolerance for the human shortcomings and imperfections which are not uniquely of our generation, but of all time.
~sayings on History by Lewis F. Powell, Jr. You don't have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump. Lace knickers won't hasten the holocaust, you can ban the bomb in a feather boa just as well as without, and a mild interest in the length of hemlines doesn't necessarily disqualify you from reading Das Kapital and agreeing with every word.
~quotations on Feminism by Elizabeth Bibesco There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out.
~famous educational quotes by Lou Reed, Magic and Loss If my love to you can't be said in a posy, it can't be said in a library.
~saying about educational by Grey Livingston [T]hen I did the simplest thing in the world. I leaned down... and kissed him. And the world cracked open.
~quote about Kisses by Agnes de Mille Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.
~quotes on Men by William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor, 1601 A Christmas gambol oft could cheer The poor man's heart through half the year.
~sayings on Christmas by Walter Scott The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up.
~quotations on Baseball by Bob Uecker The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself
~famous educational quotes by H.L. Mencken Only the wise can dance the rhythm of life
~saying about educational by Unknown Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.
~quote about Happiness by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
~quotes on Action by Washington Irving, adapted from a verse in the Bible
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