If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.
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You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
~quotes on Pregnancy by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours.
~sayings on Happiness by Dale Carnegie Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?
~quotations on Alcohol by Robert Benchley Life is its own journey, presupposes its own change and movement, and one tries to arrest them at one's eternal peril.
~famous funny quotes by Laurens van der Post Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
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At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet
~quote about Valentine's Day by Plato Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
~quotes on Language by Quentin Crisp Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.
~sayings on Attitude by The Reverend Jesse Jackson Individual commitment to a group effort -- that is what makes a team work a company work, a society work, a civilization work
~quotations on Football by Vince Lombardi No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship
~famous funny quotes by Francis Marion Crawford When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
~saying about funny by Maurice Maeterlinck, Wisdom and Destiny, 1901, translated by Alfred Sutro A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
~quote about Men by Lana Turner Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment.
~quotes on Belief by Seneca No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
~sayings on Attitude by Anna Eleanor Roosevelt But the freedom that they fought for, and the country grand they wrought for,Is their monument to-day, and for aye.
~quotations on Memorial Day by Thomas Dunn English There are natures that go to the streams of life in great cities as the hart goes to the water brooks.
~famous funny quotes by Philip G. Hamerton The moment a man claims a right to control the will of a fellow being by physical force, he is at heart a slaveholder.
~saying about funny by Henry C. Wright, The Liberator, 7 April 1837 Your life is something opaque, not transparent, as long as you look at it in an ordinary human way. But if you hold it up against the light of God's goodness, it shines and turns transparent, radiant and bright. And then you ask yourself in amazement: Is this really my own life I see before me?
~quote about Light by Albert Schweitzer I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.
~quotes on Sports by Robin Williams, 1982 Tomorrow is no place to place your better days.
~sayings on Living by Dave Matthews Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.
~quotations on Attitude by Abraham Lincoln One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
~famous funny quotes by Mark Twain If man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live
~saying about funny by Martin Luther King Jr. Those who have compared our life to a dream were right.... We sleeping wake, and waking sleep.
~quote about Dreams by Michel de Montaigne, Essays, 1580 Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.
~quotes on Basketball by George Raveling Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust - we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.
~sayings on Miscellaneous by Albert Einstein, in The Saturday Evening Post, 26 October 1929 Never make your home in a place. Make a home for yourself inside your own head. You'll find what you need to furnish it - memory, friends you can trust, love of learning, and other such things. That way it will go with you wherever you journey.
~quotations on Wise Words by Tad Williams Consider what you think justice requires, and decide accordingly. But never give your reasons; for your judgment will probably be right, but your reasons will certainly be wrong.
~famous funny quotes by Lord Mansfield If you call a thing bad you do little, if you call a thing good you do much.
~saying about funny by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly.
~quote about Death by Elbert Hubbard He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remain brotherless.
~quotes on Perfection by Italian Proverb Work isn't to make money; you work to justify life.
~sayings on Labor by Marc Chagall Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly poison, and everything I don't eat has been proved to be indispensable for life. But I go marching on.
~quotations on Food by George Bernard Shaw USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
~famous funny quotes by David Letterman We are all but recent leaves on the same old tree of life and if this life has adapted itself to new functions and conditions, it uses the same old basic principles over and over again. There is no real difference between the grass and the man who mows it.
~saying about funny by Albert Szent-Györgyi Civilization: a thin veneer over barbarianism.
~quote about Civilization by John M. Shanahan, The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Time (In Two Lines or Less) All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
~quotes on Marriage by Raymond Hull
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