There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
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To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
~quotes on Golden Mean by Confucius, Analects Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
~sayings on Censorship by George Bernard Shaw, The Rejected Statement, Part I, The Shewing-Up of Blanco Posnet, 1911 There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.
~quotations on Books Reading by Joe Ryan We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.
~famous latin sayings by Carl Sagan There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's
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But fate ordains that dearest friends must part
~quote about Goodbye by Edward Young All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say, Yo Goober! Where's the meat? I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
~quotes on Vegetarianism by Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
~sayings on Attitude by Benjamin Franklin We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
~quotations on Philosophy by Martin L. Gross, A Call for Revolution, 1993 Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement.
~famous latin sayings by Alfred Adler When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
~saying about latin by Jonathan Swift Isn't it amazing the way the future succeeds in creating an appropriate past?
~quote about History by John Leonard My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.
~quotes on Happiness by Thornton Wilder Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny.
~sayings on Wise Words by Kathryn Carpenter There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
~quotations on Computers by Richard P. Feynman Every vice is only an exaggeration of a necessary and virtuous function.
~famous latin sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1836 I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
~saying about latin by Dr. Theodore Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss Leisure is the mother of Philosophy.
~quote about Philosophy by Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan, 1651 And the crazy part of it was even if you were clever, even if you spent your adolescence reading John Donne and Shaw, even if you studied history or zoology or physics and hoped to spend your life pursuing some difficult and challenging career, you still had a mind full of all the soupy longings that every high-school girl was awash in... underneath it, all you longed to be was annihilated by love, to be swept off your feet, to be filled up by a giant prick spouting sperm, soapsuds, silk and satins and, of course, money.
~quotes on Feminism by Erica Jong Go, and never darken my towels again.
~sayings on Funny Quotes by Groucho Marx The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
~quotations on Perseverance by Author Unknown We're taking away your individual cubicles. In the new system you'll sign up for whatever cube is open that day. It's based on the model of public restrooms. But I call it 'hoteling' because it increases my chances of getting tips. Each cubicle will have a computer, a chair, and a roll of note paper . . . Take one and pass it around
~famous latin sayings by Dilbert Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.
~saying about latin by Frank A. Clark Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
~quote about Housework by John Skow Remember though, not eveythings going to be the way we want it to be. Not everyone is going to want to be our friend. That's not how life works. Alot of people like me and there are those who don't, but that's ok. It's more important to like your self and when you do friendship will come your way.
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~quotes on Self Confidence by Sandy Novotney I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
~sayings on Changes by George Carlin Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
~quotations on Thinking by Howard Mumford Jones It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui.
~famous latin sayings by Helen Keller Too late we learn, a man must hold his friend Unjudged, accepted, trusted to the end
~saying about latin by John Boyle O'Reilly My cat speaks sign language with her tail.
~quote about Cats by Robert A. Stern Our thoughts are unseen hands shaping the people we meet. Whatever we truly think them to be, that's what they'll become for us.
~quotes on Prejudice by Richard Cowper Hatred is never anything but fear – if you feared no one, you would hate no one.
~sayings on Attitude by Hugh Downs Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul.
~quotations on Solitude by John Muir Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it.
~famous latin sayings by Stephen Baker Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
~saying about latin by Robert Frost The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears
~quote about Groundhog Day by Bill Vaughn People don't change. Only their costumes do.
~quotes on Changes by Gene Moore
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