If a horse can't eat it, I don't want to play on it.
~quote about Baseball by Dick Allen, on artificial turf, 1970
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~quotes on Wisdom by Doug Larson Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians.
~sayings on Politics by Charles Krauthammer I get by with a little help from my friends
~quotations on Friends by John Lennon No one knows what they'll do in a moment of crisis and hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.
~famous math quotes by Joan Baez, What Would You Do If....? Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
~saying about math by George Eliot
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~quote about Self-Discovery by Phyllis Battelle I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
~quotes on Housework by C.E. Cowman I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
~sayings on Food by Woody Allen Most men, after a little freedom, have preferred authority with the consoling assurances and the economy of effort which it brings.
~quotations on Freedom by Walter Lippmann, A Preface to Morals, 1929 There must be more to life than having everything!
~famous math quotes by Maurice Sendak What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
~saying about math by Author Unknown The sound of tireless voices is the price we pay for the right to hear the music of our own opinions.
~quote about Freedom by Adlai Stevenson, speech, New York City, 28 August 1952 The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?
~quotes on Miscellaneous by Dale Carnegie He that shuts love out, in turn shall be Shut out from love, and on her threshold lie, Howling in outer darkness
~sayings on Romantic Quotes by Alfred, Lord Tennyson Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country
~quotations on Patriotic by Calvin Coolidge A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
~famous math quotes by Napoleon A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy
~saying about math by George Jean Nathan The Cross is a gibbet - rather an odd thing to make use of as a talisman against bad luck, if that is how we regard it. Or is it, instead, a cynical reminder that Virtue usually gets pilloried whenever it makes one of its occasional appearances in this world?
~quote about Religion by Denis Johnston, The Brazen Horn If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
~quotes on Emotions by Abraham H. Maslow The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
~sayings on Learning by Alvin Toffler Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden.
~quotations on Prayer by Corrie ten Boom I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
~famous math quotes by Stanley Baldwin It is the man of science, eager to have his every opinion regenerated, his every idea rationalized, by drinking at the fountain of fact, and devoting all the energies of his life to the cult of truth, not as he understands it, but as he does not yet understand it, that ought properly to be called a philosopher.
~saying about math by Charles Peirce Life itself is the proper binge.
~quote about Dieting by Julia Child I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
~quotes on Women by Ogden Nash What's the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder.
~sayings on Men by From the television show Civil Wars My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!
~quotations on Independence Day by Thomas Jefferson Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not
~famous math quotes by Jerry Gellis The United States is the only country with a known birthday
~saying about math by James G. Blaine We have smothered ourselves, buried ourselves, in the vast heap of information which all of us have and none of us has.
~quote about Society by Gamaliel Bradford If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.
~quotes on Dental by Martin H. Fischer Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
~sayings on Success by Lily Tomlin God is real, unless declared integer.
~quotations on Math by Author Unknown Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football.
~famous math quotes by Ondino Viera Hospitality, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
~saying about math by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 If I find a film dull, I find it infinitely more entertaining to watch the scratches.
~quote about Cinema by Norman McLaren I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to watch, even if the TV is showing replays of what we call a good hit, which is a tackle that causes at least one major internal organ to actually fly out of a player's body.
~quotes on American football by Dave Barry
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