When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension.
~quotes on Taxes by Author Unknown Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another
~sayings on Labor Day by Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on.
~quotations on Compliments by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Writing comes more easily if you have something to say.
~famous movie love quote by Sholem Asch I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
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I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day? I remember when I was a kid I'd always ask my mom: Why don't we have a Kid's Day? We have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but why don't we have a Kid's Day? My mom would always say, Every day is Kid's Day. To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can't you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?
~quote about Homosexuality by Rob Nash Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.
~quotes on Fathers by Gloria Naylor Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or yearEven when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols
~sayings on New Year by Thomas Mann The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn't have when you were young you no longer want.
~quotations on Age by L.S. McCandless Our children more attention pay, to what we do, than what we say. Training by example is easy and fast; by explaining long and difficult.
~famous movie love quote by Nerves and butterflies are fine - they're a physical sign that you're mentally ready and eager. You have to get the butterflies to fly in formation, that's the trick.
~saying about movie by Steve Bull Why are men reluctant to become fathers? They aren't through being children.
~quote about Fathers by Cindy Garner Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved.
~quotes on Love by Christopher Paul Rubero After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
~sayings on Nurses by W.C. Fields Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
~quotations on Love by Michael Leunig Have no fear of robbers or murderers. They are external dangers, petty dangers. We should fear ourselves. Prejudices are the real robbers; vices the real murders. The great dangers are within us. Why worry about what threatens our heads or purses? Let us think instead of what threatens our souls.
~famous movie love quote by Victor Hugo Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
~saying about movie by Homer Simpson There are no facts, only interpretations.
~quote about Reality by Friedrich Nietzsche The Brazilians were South America, and the Ukranians will be more European
~quotes on Sports Soccer by Phil Neville If you are seeking creative ideas, go out walking. Angels whisper to a man when he goes for a walk.
~sayings on Walking by Raymond Inmon A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
~quotations on Bores by Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race After you've done a thing the same way for two years, look it over carefully. After five years, look at it with suspicion. And after ten years, throw it away and start all over.
~famous movie love quote by Alfred Edward Perlman, New York Times, 3 July 1958 Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes.
~saying about movie by Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911 I think I don't regret a single 'excess' of my responsive youth - I only regret, in my chilled age, certain occasions and possibilities I didn't embrace.
~quote about Carpe Diem by Henry James It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
~quotes on Very True by Author Unknown Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.
~sayings on Death by Denis Leary It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
~quotations on Confidence by Edmund Hillary Yet some things you miss and some things you lose by keeping your arm outstretched.
~famous movie love quote by Author Unknown It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.
~saying about movie by G.K. Chesterton Unbeing dead isn't being alive.
~quote about Life by e.e. cummings What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
~quotes on Intelligence by Sigmund Freud Somewhere in the world there is an epigram for every dilemma.
~sayings on Quotations by Hendrik Willem van Loon The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
~quotations on Bores by H.L. Mencken Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries
~famous movie love quote by T. DeWitt Talmage Anything simple always interests me.
~saying about movie by David Hockney Sin is geographical.
~quote about Perspective by Bertrand Russell A handful of pine-seed will cover mountains with the green majesty of a forest. I too will set my face to the wind and throw my handful of seed on high.
~quotes on Helping by Fiona MacLeod
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