God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
~quote about Life by Garrison Keillor
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~quotes on Soul by Lord Byron The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
~sayings on Adversity by Author Unknown Many a person has held close, throughout their entire lives, two friends that always remained strange to one another, because one of them attracted by virtue of similarity, the other by difference.
~quotations on Friendship by Emil Ludwig Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
~famous movie love quote by Author Unknown A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought without breaking it, or explore an explosive idea without fear it will go off in your face. It is one of the few havens remaining where a man's mind can get both provocation and privacy.
~saying about movie by Edward P. Morgan
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~quote about Thinking by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored
~quotes on Attitude by Aldous Huxley Hearing protection is a sound investment.
~sayings on Safety by Author Unknown Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time
~quotations on Retirement by J. Lubbock Religion is the metaphysics of the masses.
~famous movie love quote by Arthur Schopenhauer It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.
~saying about movie by Ashleigh Brilliant A Normal person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray.
~quote about Meetings by Alan Sherman When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys.
~quotes on Homosexuality by Andrew G. Dehel It is hard to say whether doctors of law or divinity have made the greater advances in the lucrative business of mystery.
~sayings on Justice by Edmund Burke Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in special need of help, the good deed is usually done by somebody on whom I have no claim.
~quotations on Kindness by William Feather The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest, for he has not earned it.
~famous movie love quote by John Lubbock Music cleanses the understanding; inspires it, and lifts it into a realm which it would not reach if it were left to itself.
~saying about movie by Henry Ward Beecher Good old days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't
~quote about Drinking by Unknown I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
~quotes on Sanity by William H. Mauldin The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur
~sayings on Sports by Vince Lombardi It would have been more logical if silent pictures had grown out of the talkies instead of the other way around.
~quotations on Cinema by Mary Pickford Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
~famous movie love quote by Murphy's Law History balances the frustration of how far we have to go with the satisfaction of how far we have come. It teaches us tolerance for the human shortcomings and imperfections which are not uniquely of our generation, but of all time.
~saying about movie by Lewis F. Powell, Jr. You don't have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump. Lace knickers won't hasten the holocaust, you can ban the bomb in a feather boa just as well as without, and a mild interest in the length of hemlines doesn't necessarily disqualify you from reading Das Kapital and agreeing with every word.
~quote about Feminism by Elizabeth Bibesco There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out.
~quotes on Grief by Lou Reed, Magic and Loss If my love to you can't be said in a posy, it can't be said in a library.
~sayings on Jewelry by Grey Livingston [T]hen I did the simplest thing in the world. I leaned down... and kissed him. And the world cracked open.
~quotations on Kisses by Agnes de Mille Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.
~famous movie love quote by William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor, 1601 A Christmas gambol oft could cheer The poor man's heart through half the year.
~saying about movie by Walter Scott The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up.
~quote about Baseball by Bob Uecker The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself
~quotes on Labor Day by H.L. Mencken Only the wise can dance the rhythm of life
~sayings on Dance by Unknown Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.
~quotations on Happiness by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
~famous movie love quote by Washington Irving, adapted from a verse in the Bible We are not hypocrites in our sleep.
~saying about movie by William Hazlitt No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
~quote about Women by Author Unknown I expect to pass through life but onceIf therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again
~quotes on Sweetest Day by William Penn
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