I believe in God; I just don't trust anyone who works for him.
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I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics.
~quotes on Insults by Johnny Mercer, on a British musical Women have an incredible ability to pick up on emotional signals. For example, there are some wolves that are so clever they have learned to dress up like sheep. Man says, 'Looks like a sheep. Talks like a sheep.' Woman says, 'Ain't no sheep!'.
~sayings on Emotions by Jim Rohn I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.
~quotations on Feminism by Alanis Morissette, quoted in Reader's Digest, March 2000 When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.
~famous people saying by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard, Hoss Sense and Nonsense, 1926 In God we trust, all others we virus scan.
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Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come.
~quote about Hope by Anne Lamott A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.
~quotes on Marriage by Andre Maurois A man must consider what a rich realm he abdicates when he becomes a conformist.
~sayings on Conformity by Ralph Waldo Emerson It is preoccupation with possession, more than anything else, that prevents men from living freely and nobly.
~quotations on Property by Bertrand Russell, Principles of Social Reconstruction, 1917 My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
~famous people saying by Erma Bombeck Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
~saying about people by Corey Ford The best morale exist when you never hear the word mentioned. When you hear a lot of talk about it, it's usually lousy
~quote about Motivation by Dwight D. Eisenhower A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
~quotes on Math by Paul Erdos Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals love them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
~sayings on Environment by Edwin Way Teale, Circle of the Seasons, 1953 A man may be born a jackass; but it is his business if he makes himself a double one.
~quotations on Integrity by Martin H. Fischer The task of the excellent teacher is to stimulate apparently ordinary people to unusual effort. The tough problem is not in identifying winners: it is in making winners out of ordinary people.
~famous people saying by K. Patricia Cross Pure mathematics is the world's best game. It is more absorbing than chess, more of a gamble than poker, and lasts longer than Monopoly. It's free. It can be played anywhere - Archimedes did it in a bathtub.
~saying about people by Richard J. Trudeau, Dots and Lines If cheerleading got any easier, it would be called football.
~quote about Cheerleading by Author Unknown Society is a made-up formula of what we are supposed to be, kept alive by those who believe in it.... I laugh in the ugly face of society, with all its fabricated dimensions.
~quotes on Civilization by Christina Gerogiannis Could we see when and where we are to meet again, we would be more tender when we bid our friends goodbye.
~sayings on Living by Marie Louise De La Ramee The rule was No autopsy, no foul.
~quotations on Basketball by Stewart Granger, on the pickup games of his childhood Learning how to operate a soul figures to take time.
~famous people saying by Timothy Leary Father: I wish I were half as great as my infant thinks I am, and only half as stupid as my teenager thinks I am.
~saying about people by Yes, we are able!
~quote about Success by Cesar Chavez The trouble about man is twofold. He cannot learn truths which are too complicated; he forgets truths which are too simple.
~quotes on Truth by Rebecca West When it's played the way is spozed to be played, basketball happens in the air; flying, floating, elevated above the floor, levitating the way oppressed peoples of this earth imagine themselves in their dreams.
~sayings on Basketball by John Edgar Wideman It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
~quotations on Writing by Robert Benchley The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple.
~famous people saying by S. Gudder Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
~saying about people by R. Buckminster Fuller If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
~quote about Marriage by Katharine Houghton Hepburn You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
~quotes on Age by Bonnie Prudden Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them?
~sayings on Birds by Rose F. Kennedy Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
~quotations on Education by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary I abhor vivisection with my whole soul. All the scientific discoveries stained with innocent blood I count as of no consequence.
~famous people saying by Mahatma Gandhi There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.
~saying about people by Edward Lucas Living is being born slowly. It would be a little too easy if we could borrow ready-made souls.
~quote about Soul by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942 Our success and happiness depends partly on our choice of friends, companions, associates, and co-workers. When possible, choose wisely.
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