The problem with political jokes is they get elected
~quote about Election Day by Henry Cate, VII
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~quotes on Kisses by Victor Hugo In the democracy of the dead all men at last are equal. There is neither rank nor station nor prerogative in the republic of the grave.
~sayings on Equality Difference by John James Ingalls Everyone has a photographic memory, but not everyone has film.
~quotations on Photography by Author Unknown Whenever ideas fail, men invent words.
~famous philosophical quotes by Martin H. Fischer It is impossible to win gracefully at chess. No man has yet said Mate! in a voice which failed to sound to his opponent bitter, boastful and malicious.
~saying about philosophical by A.A. Milne, Not That It Matters, 1919
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~quote about Football by Doug Plank Flirtation: attention without intention.
~quotes on Flirtation by Max O'Rell, John Bull and His Island Select that career which, while you are building it, it also building you.
~sayings on Career by How can angels fall asleep when the devil leaves his porch light on?
~quotations on Humorous by Author Unknown Progress in every age results only from the fact that there are some men and women who refuse to believe that what they know to be right cannot be done.
~famous philosophical quotes by Russell W. Davenport Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit.
~saying about philosophical by Author Unknown I couldn't help but say to [Mr. Gorbachev], just think how easy his task and mine might be in these meetings that we held if suddenly there was a threat to this world from another planet. [We'd] find out once and for all that we really are all human beings here on this earth together.
~quote about War by Ronald Reagan, 1985 If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it.
~quotes on Helping by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book Trees outstrip most people in the extent and depth of their work for the public good.
~sayings on Helping by Sara Ebenreck, American Forests May you get what you wish for.
~quotations on Adversity by Old Chinese Curse If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
~famous philosophical quotes by Clarence Day No woman wants to see herself too clearly.
~saying about philosophical by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Climb up on some hill at sunrise. Everybody needs perspective once in a while, and you'll find it there.
~quote about Nature by Robb Sagendorph Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.
~quotes on Dancing by Faith Whittlesey Excuse me, then! you know my heart;But dearest friends, alas! must part.
~sayings on Goodbye by John Gay Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice.
~quotations on Medical by Martin H. Fischer Don't wait for people to be friendly, show them how.
~famous philosophical quotes by Author Unknown There is no halftime for cheerleaders!
~saying about philosophical by Author Unknown The day was counting up its birds and never got the answer right.
~quote about Hawww by Author Unknown I like mathematics because it is not human and has nothing particular to do with this planet or with the whole accidental universe - because like Spinoza's God, it won't love us in return.
~quotes on Math by Bertrand Russell, 1912 In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest.
~sayings on Living by Aesop Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables.
~quotations on Habits by Spanish Proverb Time engraves our faces with all the tears we have not shed.
~famous philosophical quotes by Natalie Clifford Barney History only exists, in the final analysis, for God.
~saying about philosophical by Albert Camus, The Rebel Ours is the only country deliberately founded on a good idea.
~quote about America by John Gunther Evolutionary biology is now uttering and seeking those forces that link us with all those that have being. If we can discover the meaning in the trilling of a frog, perhaps we may understand why it is for us not merely noise but a song of poetry and emotion.
~quotes on Animal Rights by Adrian Forsyth, A Natural History of Sex, 1986 If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~sayings on Golf by Dean Martin If the author had said Let us put on appropriate galoshes, there could, of course, have been no poem.
~quotations on Poetry by Author Unknown A room full of pictures is room full of thoughts. They make us think.
~famous philosophical quotes by Oaths are but words, and words but wind.
~saying about philosophical by Samuel Butler (1612-1680), Hudribas Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else.
~quote about Responsibility by Ivern Ball Whether or not you have children yourself, you are a parent to the next generation. If we can only stop thinking of children as individual property and think of them as the next generation, then we can realize we all have a role to play.
~quotes on Responsibility by Charlotte Davis Kasl, Finding Joy, 1994
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