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   Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!
 ~quote about Christmas by Hamilton Wright Mabie
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   Always choose the future over the past. What do we do now?
 ~quotes on Future by Brian Tracy

   A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.
 ~sayings on Exercise by Joan Welsh

   Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
 ~quotations on Miscellaneous by Albert Einstein

   It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.
 ~famous religious quotes by Robert G. Ingersoll

   Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy ConnersLove is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Conno
 ~saying about religious by Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975
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   Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.
 ~quote about Women by Cornelia Otis Skinner

   Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
 ~quotes on Patriotism by James Bryce

   Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
 ~sayings on Vegetarianism by Author Unknown

   I became a good pitcher when I stopped trying to make them miss the ball and started trying to make them hit it.
 ~quotations on Baseball by Sandy Koufax

   Fort Yuma is probably the hottest place on earth. The thermometer stays at one hundred and twenty in the shade there all the time - except when it varies and goes higher. It is a U.S. military post, and its occupants get so used to the terrific heat that they suffer without it. There is a tradition... that a very, very wicked soldier died there, once, and of course, went straight to the hottest corner of perdition, - and the next day he telegraphed back for his blankets.
 ~famous religious quotes by Mark Twain, Roughing It, 1872, chapter LVI

   Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.
 ~saying about religious by Marlene Dietrich

   If one is forever cautious, can one remain a human being?
 ~quote about Risk by Aleksander Solzhenitsyn

   I viewed my fellow man not as a fallen angel, but as a risen ape.
 ~quotes on Humankind by Desmond Morris, The Naked Ape

   If you're attempting to create something perfect, I have three words of advice for you: Get over it!
 ~sayings on Success by Nisandeh Neta

   The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.
 ~quotations on Angels by George Elliot

   The healthy and strong individual is the one who asks for help when he needs itWhether he's got an abscess on his knee or in his soul
 ~famous religious quotes by Rona Barrett

   Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.
 ~saying about religious by James Joyce

   Everyday people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
 ~quote about Religion by Lennie Bruce, The Essential Lennie Bruce, 1972

   A scholar who loves comfort is not fit to be called a scholar.
 ~quotes on Miscellaneous by Confucius, Analects

   Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel.
 ~sayings on Gratitude by Author Unknown

   God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
 ~quotations on Housework by Author Unknown

   Imagine a survivor of a failed civilization with only a tattered book on aromatherapy for guidance in arresting a cholera epidemic. Yet, such a book would more likely be found amid the debris than a comprehensible medical text
 ~famous religious quotes by James Lovelock

   They do not love that do not show their love
 ~saying about religious by John Heywood

   So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three.
 ~quote about Marriage by Alexandre Dumas, fils

   To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color is like living in Alaska and being against snow
 ~quotes on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by William Faulkner, Essays, Speeches and Public Letters

   Born to golf. Forced to work.
 ~sayings on Golf by Author Unknown

   All we have of freedom, all we use or know - This our fathers bought for us long and long ago.
 ~quotations on Memorial Day by Rudyard Kipling, The Old Issue, 1899

   For safety is not a gadget but a state of mind.
 ~famous religious quotes by Eleanor Everet

   Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
 ~saying about religious by

   Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind"Pooh!" he whispered"Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw"I just wanted to be sure of you."
 ~quote about For a Friend by A.A. Milne

   Baseball? It's just a game - as simple as a ball and a bat. Yet, as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. It's a sport, business - and sometimes even religion.
 ~quotes on Baseball by Ernie Harwell, The Game for All America, 1955

   The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club.
 ~sayings on Politics by Dave Barry

   Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food.
 ~quotations on Memory by Austin O'Malley

   My crown is called content, a crown that seldom kings enjoy.
 ~famous religious quotes by William Shakespeare

   To have some idea what it's like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until he's 12 yards away, before you decide which way to jump.
 ~saying about religious by Geoffrey Boycott, 1989, how a cricket batsman feels when facing a fast bowler

   Perhaps, after all, America never has been discoveredI myself would say that it had merely been detected
 ~quote about Columbus Day by Oscar Wilde

   They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
 ~quotes on Politics by Clare Booth Luce
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