Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
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For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
~quotes on Self-Discovery by Clifton Fadiman A friend is a brother who was once a bother.
~sayings on Brothers by Author Unknown How beautiful a day can be when kindness touches it.
~quotations on Attitude by George Alliston The trouble with simple living is that, though it can be joyful, rich, and creative, it isn't simple.
~famous saying by Doris Janzen Longacre If God had been a Liberal there wouldn't have been Ten Commandments, there would have been Ten Suggestions.
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Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
~quote about Food by Author Unknown Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends.... Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
~quotes on Consumerism by Henry David Thoreau When we heal the earth, we heal ourselves.
~sayings on Environment by David Orr The lost leaves measure our years; they are gone as the days are gone.
~quotations on Age by Richard Jefferies, The Life of the Fields, 1908 What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
~famous saying by Will Rogers Self-discipline is a great time-saver; it is the ability to make yourself work on only those things that are most important to you.
~saying about sayings by Brian Tracy I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage.
~quote about Letters by Henry David Thoreau, Walden I, who cannot stay in my chamber for a single day without acquiring some rust, and when sometimes I have stolen forth for a walk at the eleventh hour of four o'clock in the afternoon, too late to redeem the day, when the shades of night were already beginning to be mingled with the daylight, have felt as if I had committed some sin to be atoned for.
~quotes on Walking by Henry David Thoreau Seventy-seven percent of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant.
~sayings on Abortion by Planned Parenthood advertisement History: An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.
~quotations on History by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary Mathematics are well and good but nature keeps dragging us around by the nose.
~famous saying by Albert Einstein No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy
~saying about sayings by Henry Kissinger Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals
~quote about Basketball by James Naismith Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.
~quotes on Life by Erich Fromm We don't need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could.
~sayings on Vegetarianism by James Cromwell We visit others as a matter of social obligation. How long has it been since we have visited with ourselves?
~quotations on Solitude by Morris Adler I frequently tramped eight or ten miles through the deepest snow to keep an appointment with a beech-tree, or a yellow birch, or an old acquaintance among the pines.
~famous saying by Henry David Thoreau I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
~saying about sayings by Keith Richards A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
~quote about Kisses by Helen Rowland Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
~quotes on Happiness by Eleanor Roosevelt United States!... Go put your creed into your deed.
~sayings on America by Ralph Waldo Emerson My mind's terrain has become exceedingly rough. Emotional scars are changing my internal geography faster than the mapmaker can keep pace. Wrong turns and dead ends abound, and I'm afraid someday I'll drown in a river I didn't know was there.
~quotations on Curmudgeons by D.H. Mondfleur Old men are fond of giving good advice, to console themselves for being no longer in a position to give bad examples.
~famous saying by François La Rochefoucauld Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
~saying about sayings by Oscar Levant Nothing fails like success because we don't learn from it. We learn only from failure.
~quote about Failure by Kenneth Boudling The shadows: some hide, others reveal.
~quotes on Perspective by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
~sayings on Art by Michelangelo Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation... tooting, howling, screeching, booming, crashing, whistling, grinding, and trilling bolster his ego. His anxiety subsides. His inhuman void spreads monstrously like a gray vegetation.
~quotations on Environment by Jean Arp Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
~famous saying by George D. Prentice The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say.
~saying about sayings by Mark Twain What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
~quote about Jobs by Pearl Bailey The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
~quotes on Perfection by Stanley J. Randall
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