Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing Embraceable You in spats.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
~quotes on Alcohol by Robert Heinlein Wait, I just remembered something! You're boring and my legs work
~sayings on Celebrity by David Spade A free press can be good or bad, but, most certainly, without freedom a press will never be anything but bad.
~quotations on Censorship by Albert Camus A leader or a man of action in a crisis almost always acts subconsciously and then thinks of the reasons for his action.
~famous sayings about life by Jawaharlal Nehru Go ahead and squander your chi. But I guarantee you heaven isn't in Miss March's pussy.... Heaven is on the other side of that feeling you get when you're sitting on the couch and you get up and make a triple-decker sandwich. It's on the other side of that, when you don't make the sandwich. It's about sacrifice.... It's about giving up the things that basically keep you from feeling. That's what I believe, anyway. I'm always asking, What am I going to give up next? Because I want to feel.
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I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.
~quote about Baseball by Tom Clark It is easy to understand God as long as you don't try to explain him.
~quotes on God by Joseph Joubert The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
~sayings on Life by Robert Byrne Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
~quotations on Marriage by Isadora Duncan Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known
~famous sayings about life by Garrison Keillor Inspiration: a peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.
~saying about life by Voltaire If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
~quote about Homosexuality by Author Unknown Suppose, however, that God did give this law to the Jews, and did tell them that whenever a man preached a heresy, or proposed to worship any other God that they should kill him; and suppose that afterward this same God took upon himself flesh, and came to this very chosen people and taught a different religion, and that thereupon the Jews crucified him; I ask you, did he not reap exactly what he had sown? What right would this god have to complain of a crucifixion suffered in accordance with his own command?
~quotes on Religion by Robert G. Ingersoll, Ingersoll's Works, Vol. 2 Never measure your progress by your income, but by your bank account. Remember the man in the mirror at 70 or 80.
~sayings on Wealth by Buying a Nikon doesn't make you a photographer. It makes you a Nikon owner.
~quotations on Photography by Author Unknown Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones
~famous sayings about life by Seneca Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have.
~saying about life by Zig Ziglar If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
~quote about Money by Aristotle Onassis There are those who are so scrupulously afraid of doing wrong that they seldom venture to do anything.
~quotes on Risk by Vauvenargues Four steps to achievement: Plan purposefully. Prepare prayerfully. Proceed positively. Pursue persistently.
~sayings on Attitude by William A. Ward Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
~quotations on Humor by George Saintsbury There are twelve hours in the day, and above fifty in the night.
~famous sayings about life by Marie de Rabutin-Chantal The great thought, the great concern, the great anxiety of men is to restrict, as much as possible, the limits of their own responsibility.
~saying about life by Giosué Borsi By all means use sometimes to be alone. Salute thyself; see what thy soul doth wear.
~quote about Self-Discovery by George Herbert Blessed is he who has found his right work; let him ask no further blessings.
~quotes on Career by While earning your daily bread, be sure you share a slice with those less fortunate
~sayings on Sweetest Day by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Perfumes are the feelings of flowers.
~quotations on Flowers by Heinrich Heine, The Hartz Journey The surest way to be alone is to get married.
~famous sayings about life by Gloria Steinem Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade
~saying about life by Attributed to both James Charlton and H. Jackson Brown, Jr. I'm not a cheerleader. I'm an athletic supporter.
~quote about Cheerleading by Author Unknown I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.
~quotes on Curmudgeons by W. Somerset Maugham Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?
~sayings on Attitude by Author Unknown Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills.
~quotations on Money by Clifford Odets Study a lifetime and you see different colors from the same jewel. The same questions, asked again, being you just the answers you need just the minute you need them.
~famous sayings about life by Richard Bach The friendship that can cease has never been real
~saying about life by Saint Jerome When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch.
~quote about Carpe Diem by Author unknown, from a television commercial The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off
~quotes on Retirement by Abe Lemons
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