Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand.
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A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.
~quotes on Dieting by Herbert B. Prochnow To save yourself much disappointment, realize early in life that every job has some dreary details that can’t dodge. Manual work is not degrading. There’s nothing for frayed nerves like physical work. When worried us your brain less and your muscles more.
~sayings on Happiness by It is easier to believe than to doubt.
~quotations on Belief by E.D. Martin, The Meaning of a Liberal Education If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.
~feel good quotes by Calvin Coolidge Nothing has to remain the way it is if that's not the way a person wants it to be.
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Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.
~quote about Dogs by Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat A married daughter with children puts you in danger of being catalogued as a first edition.
~quotes on Grandparents by Author Unknown Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
~sayings on Happiness by Guilaume Apollinaire Country music is three chords and the truth.
~quotations on Music by Harlan Howard Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
~feel good quotes by Arthur Daley An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
~saying about feel by Spanish Proverb Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
~quote about Life by Christopher Morley, Thunder on the Left It's hard to win a pennant, but it's harder losing one.
~quotes on Baseball by Chuck Tanner I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying.
~sayings on Dogs by George Bird Evans, Troubles with Bird Dogs A political convention is just not a place where you come away with any trace of faith in human nature.
~quotations on Politics by Murray Kempton The guys who fear becoming fathers don't understand that fathering is not something perfect men do, but something that perfects the man. The end product of child raising is not the child but the parent.
~feel good quotes by Frank Pittman, Man Enough [N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly
~saying about feel by Desiderius Erasmus Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to.
~quote about Integrity by Arnold H. Glasow Laughter is an instant vacation.
~quotes on Laughter by Milton Berle I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.
~sayings on Perseverance by Author Unknown When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
~quotations on Men by Lenore Coffee How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
~feel good quotes by Jacques Plante I did not use paint, I made myself up morally.
~saying about feel by Eleanora Duse, Le Gaulois, 1922 Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
~quote about Hope by Robert G. Ingersoll Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
~quotes on Love by Emily Brontë We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.
~sayings on Community by Franklin Delano Roosevelt People know you for what you've done, not for what you plan to do.
~quotations on Effort by Author Unknown There are some defeats more triumphant than victories
~feel good quotes by Michel de Montaigne People sometimes think I'm gay because I once played a gay in a movie. It's funny. Audiences don't think you're a murderer if you play a murderer, but they do think you're gay if you play a gay.
~saying about feel by Perry King If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event... what kind of film would you use?
~quote about Media Journalism by Author Unknown You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul's own doing.
~quotes on Beauty by Marie Stopes It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
~sayings on Fathers Day by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams There is deep wisdom within our very flesh, if we can only come to our senses and feel it.
~quotations on Self-Discovery by Elizabeth A. Behnke If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
~feel good quotes by Frank Lloyd Wright Death is a distant rumor to the young.
~saying about feel by Andrew A. Rooney The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
~quote about Grandparents by Sam Levenson It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
~quotes on Men by Mae West
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