In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.
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Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes
~quotes on Goodbye by Henry David Thoreau Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.
~sayings on Vegetarianism by Berke Breathed, Bloom County Babylon The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
~quotations on Age by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891 I'd rather be caught holding up a bank than stealing so much as a two-word phrase from another writer.
~fitness motivational quote by Jack Smith True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lightsIf you hear bells, get your ears checked
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If you mess up, 'fess up.
~quote about Responsibility by Author Unknown The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other
~quotes on Christmas by Burton Hillis I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.
~sayings on Yoga by Ellen DeGeneres Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
~quotations on Genius by E.B. White I imagine that yes is the only living thing.
~fitness motivational quote by e.e. cummings Art is your personal diary where you may color your thoughts and emotions on a page.
~saying about fitness by Sara, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999 New! Improved! Instant asshole... just add alcohol!
~quote about Alcohol by Author Unknown I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
~quotes on Men by Yoko Ono Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer.
~sayings on Arizona by Popular saying, modified from a booster slogan in the 1930s Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quie
~quotations on Christmas by Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers, 1836 At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment.
~fitness motivational quote by Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac Because a fellow has failed once or twice or a dozen times, you don't want to set him down as a failure till he's dead or loses his courage.
~saying about fitness by George Horace Lorimer Freedom of the press in Britain is freedom to print such of the proprietor's prejudices as the advertiser's won't object to.
~quote about Media Journalism by Helen Swaffer Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat
~quotes on Valentine's Day by Ben Hecht The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
~sayings on Past by Lesley P. Hartley, The Go-Between, 1953 He had the uneasy manner of a man who is not among his own kind, and who has not seen enough of the world to feel that all people are in some sense his own kind.
~quotations on Curmudgeons by Willa Cather Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame.
~fitness motivational quote by Henry David Thoreau I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
~saying about fitness by Gerald Ford Dress it as we may, feather it, daub it with gold, huzza it, and sing swaggering songs about it, what is war, nine times out of ten, but murder in uniform?
~quote about War by Douglas Jerrold I believe that one of the great problems for us as individuals is the depression and the tension resulting from existence in a world which is increasingly less pleasing to the eye.
~quotes on Society by Lady Bird Johnson If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, you're the grandma.
~sayings on Grandparents by Teresa Bloomingdale Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
~quotations on Caffeine by Jonathan Swift Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus.
~fitness motivational quote by Susan Longacre When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~saying about fitness by Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948 Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
~quote about Money by Norman Vincent Peale If you are still talking about what you did yesterday, you haven't done much today.
~quotes on Living by Author Unknown Untold suffering seldom is.
~sayings on Complaining by Franklin P. Jones One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn't think so needs a quick jab in the kidney.
~quotations on Feminism by Cynthia Heimel, Sex Tips for Girls, 1983 Love makes time pass; time makes love pass.
~fitness motivational quote by French Proverb Curiosity is a willing, a proud, an eager confession of ignorance.
~saying about fitness by S. Leonard Rubinstein, Writing: A Habit of Mind Those whose conduct gives room for talk are always the first to attack their neighbors.
~quote about Hypocrisy by Jean Baptiste Molière, Tartuffe Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
~quotes on Sleep by Author Unknown
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