This little box will be your home for sixty hours a week. It comes with an obsolete computer and a binder about safety hazards. Your challenge is to look busy until someone gives you a meaningful assignment
~quote about Bureaucracy by Dilbert
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~quotes on Alcohol by Ernest Hemingway Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseball around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball.
~sayings on Baseball by Pete Hamill When I really worry about something, I don't just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don't go. I'm too worried to go. I don't want to interrupt my worrying to go.
~quotations on Worry by J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
~free inspirational sayings by H.V. Prochnow Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those who have used him well; making them old men and women inexorably enough, but leaving their hearts and spirits young and in full vigour. With such people the grey head is but the impression of the old fellow's hand in giving them his blessing, and every wrinkle but a notch in the quiet calendar of a well-spent life.
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~quote about Election Day by Author Unknown God often visits us, but most of the time we are not at home.
~quotes on God by Joseph Roux, Meditations of a Parish Priest, 1886 My father's nature turned out no waste product; he had none of that useless stuff in him that lies in heaps near factories. He took his own happiness with him.
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~quotations on Birth by Robin Hood A photograph is usually looked at - seldom looked into.
~free inspirational sayings by Ansel Adams A theologian is a person who uses the word 'God' to hide his ignorance.
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~quote about Excuses by Aldous Huxley, Point Counter Point If I despised myself, it would be no compensation if everyone saluted me, and if I respect myself, it does not trouble me if others hold me lightly.
~quotes on Self-Respect by Max Nordau When you knock, ask to see God - none of the servants.
~sayings on God by Henry David Thoreau Smile at each other,
smile at your wife, smile at your husband,
smile at your children, smile at each other
-- it doesn't matter who it is --
and that will help you to grow up
in greater love for each other.
~quotations on Compassion by Mother Teresa Hold a true friend with both your hands.
~free inspirational sayings by Nigerian Proverb What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.
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~quote about Baseball by Red Smith It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
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~sayings on Adversity by Author Unknown Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!
~quotations on Spring by Robin Williams A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works
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~quote about Patriotic by Adlai Stevenson The obstacle is the path.
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