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Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.
~quotes on Marriage by Gene Perret Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on
~sayings on Car by Budd Schulberg The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
~quotations on War by David Friedman Always remember to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
~friends friendship quotes by Author Unknown Choice, not change, determines luck; and choice is up to us.
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I really don't think I need buns of steelI'd be happy with buns of cinnamon
~quote about Women's Greetings by Ellen DeGeneres Hunger is not the worst feature of unemployment; idleness is.
~quotes on Idleness by William E. Barrett An artist's career always begins tomorrow.
~sayings on Art by James McNeill Whistler We are each burdened with prejudice; against the poor or the rich, the smart or the slow, the gaunt or the obese. It is natural to develop prejudices. It is noble to rise above them.
~quotations on Prejudice by Author Unknown I hate being happy. It pisses me off. Because I know if I try to grab it, it will slip away, like one of those goddamn water snakes. And I hate just looking. I always try to grab.
~friends friendship quotes by D.H. Mondfleur The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
~saying about friends friendship by Rajneesh Two little girls, on their way home from Sunday school, were solemnly discussing the lesson. Do you believe there is a devil? asked one. No, said the other promptly. It's like Santa Claus: it's your father.
~quote about Fathers by Ladies' Home Journal, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers, Writers & Raconteurs by Edwa The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.
~quotes on Career by Theodore Roosevelt Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
~sayings on Teenagers by Fran Lebowitz When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it
~quotations on Election Day by Clarence Darrow Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.
~friends friendship quotes by Evan Esar I can't be a rose in any man's lapel.
~saying about friends friendship by Margaret Trudeau The maxims of men disclose their hearts.
~quote about Quotations by French Proverb Until mountain biking came along, the bike scene was ruled by a small elite cadre of people who seemed allergic to enthusiasm.
~quotes on Bicycling by Jacquie Phelan In a minute there is time for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
~sayings on Decisions by T.S. Eliot Poverty is the mother of crime.
~quotations on Justice by Marcus Aurelius A good friend is the greatest possesion
~friends friendship quotes by Ben Franklin Advice is like snow. The softer it falls, the easier it’s absorbed, the deeper it sinks and the longer it lasts.
~saying about friends friendship by Take the so-called standard of living. What do most people mean by living? They don't mean living. They mean the latest and closest plural approximation to singular prenatal passivity which science, in its finite but unbounded wisdom, has succeeded in selling their wives.
~quote about Hawww by e.e. cummings, Introduction, Poems, 1954 All sorts of bodily diseases are produced by half-used minds.
~quotes on Mind by George Bernard Shaw A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
~sayings on Marriage by Grace Hansen One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
~quotations on Golf by Don Carter A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
~friends friendship quotes by Thomas Carruthers The soul at its highest is found like God, but an angel gives a closer idea of Him. That is all an angel is: an idea of God.
~saying about friends friendship by Meister Eckhart The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
~quote about Wise Words by Jimmy Johnson It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.
~quotes on Sports by Sandy Lyle I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and
~sayings on Christmas by Charles Dickens The world cannot rotate without it love, I cannot breathe without you.
~quotations on Love by Jeddy Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.
~friends friendship quotes by William Galvin Most travel is best of all in the anticipation or the remembering; the reality has more to do with losing your luggage.
~saying about friends friendship by Regina Nadelson Things are only impossible until they're not.
~quote about Imagination by Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have
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