If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
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If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
~quotes on Carpe Diem by Stephen Levine Debt is the worst poverty.
~sayings on Debt by Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732 If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!
~quotations on Grandparents by Hannah Whithall Smith If you're going to tickle, use a feather not a whip.
~friendship and valentine day quotes by Audrey Foris, C'est l'esprit du coq rouge (Red Rooster Musings, trans.) These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
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The tragedy of war is that it uses man's best to do man's worst.
~quote about War by Henry Fosdick The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.
~quotes on Gardens by George Bernard Shaw, The Adventures of the Black Girl in Her Search for God, 1932 Science... never solves a problem without creating ten more.
~sayings on Science by George Bernard Shaw Success is dependent upon the glands; sweat glands.
~quotations on Success by Zig Ziglar Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
~friendship and valentine day quotes by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966 When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.
~saying about friendshipvalentine day by Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911 The oaks and the pines, and their brethren of the wood, have seen so many suns rise and set, so many seasons come and go, and so many generations pass into silence, that we may well wonder what the story of the trees would be to us if they had tongues to tell it, or we ears fine enough to understand.
~quote about Trees by Author Unknown, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren, 1938 Time is painted with a lock before, and bald behind, signifying thereby that we must take time by the forelock; for, when it is once past, there is no recalling it.
~quotes on Carpe Diem by Jonathan Swift Sport is where an entire life can be compressed into a few hours, where the emotions of a lifetime can be felt on an acre or two of ground, where a person can suffer and die and rise again on six miles of trails through a New York City park. Sport is a theater where sinner can turn saint and a common man become an uncommon hero, where the past and the future can fuse with the present. Sport is singularly able to give us peak experiences where we feel completely one with the world and transcend all conflicts as we finally become our own potential.
~sayings on Sports by George A. Sheehan All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.
~quotations on Love by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's EveMiddle age is when you're forced to
~friendship and valentine day quotes by Bill Vaughn Pain is inevitableSuffering is optional
~saying about friendshipvalentine day by M. Kathleen Casey When written in Chinese the word crisis is composed of two characters - one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
~quote about Adversity by John F. Kennedy, address, 12 April 1959 The greatest hazard of all, losing one's self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. No other loss can occur so quietly; any other loss - an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc. - is sure to be noticed.
~quotes on Self by The Sickness Unto Death A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he cannot get along without it and none is so poor that he cannot be made rich by it. Yet a smile cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give.
~sayings on Smiles by Author Unknown The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
~quotations on Sex by Truman Capote People are always asking about the good old days. I say, why don't you say the good now days?
~friendship and valentine day quotes by Robert M. Young All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.
~saying about friendshipvalentine day by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
~quote about Books Reading by Bern Williams Sometimes a man imagines that he will lose himself if he gives himself, and keep himself if he hides himself. But the contrary takes place with terrible exactitude.
~quotes on Helping by Ernest Hello One of my current pet theories is that the winter is a kind of evangelist, more subtle than Billy Graham, of course, but of the same stuff.
~sayings on Winter by Shirley Ann Grau All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?
~quotations on Attitude by Buddha Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply...
~friendship and valentine day quotes by Jane Austen, Mansfield Park, 1814 The progress of evolution from President Washington to President Grant [is] alone enough to upset Darwin.
~saying about friendshipvalentine day by Henry Adams, Education, 1907 History, that excitable and unreliable old lady.
~quote about History by Guy de Maupassant, Sur l'Eau From various bumper stickers: My sexual orientation? Horizontal, usually.
~quotes on Homosexuality by I can't even think straight. Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at nightI miss you like hell
~sayings on Missing You by Edna St. Vincent Millay There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out.
~quotations on Adversity by Lou Reed, Magic and Loss The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.
~friendship and valentine day quotes by William Shakespeare, Othello We have been friends together In sunshine and in shade.
~saying about friendshipvalentine day by Caroline Sheridan Norton It is the lash of hunger which compels the poor man to submit. In order to live he must sell - voluntarily sell - himself every day and hour to the beast of property.
~quote about Property by Johann Most, The Beast of Property Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
~quotes on Art by G.K. Chesterton
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