Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud snort noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
~quote about Parenting by P.J. O'Rourke
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~quotes on Science by John Dewey, The Quest for Certainty, 1929 We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
~sayings on Love by Author Unknown A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.
~quotations on Self-Discovery by Jean de La Fontaine The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it
~from like lot love quotes by Winston Churchill A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world
~saying about from like lot by Lois Wyse
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~quote about Adversity by André Gide There is no need to reach high for the stars. They are already within you - just reach deep into yourself!
~quotes on Confidence by The Quote Garden TV a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville.
~sayings on Television by Goodman Ace Hardship is best sailed with a heart ship.
~quotations on Adversity by Terri Guillemets, Dream Quotes: The Imprisoned Writer Speaks at Night It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways.
~from like lot love quotes by Buddha Look at the trees, look at the birds, look at the clouds, look at the stars... and if you have eyes you will be able to see that the whole existence is joyful. Everything is simply happy. Trees are happy for no reason; they are not going to become prime ministers or presidents and they are not going to become rich and they will never have any bank balance. Look at the flowers - for no reason. It is simply unbelievable how happy flowers are.
~saying about from like lot by Osho No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odour to the nostrils.
~quote about Caffeine by Henry Ward Beecher God never made his work for man to mend.
~quotes on Technology by John Dryden God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e., everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
~sayings on Poker by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Good Omens, 1991 Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.
~quotations on Time by John Archibald Wheeler A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
~from like lot love quotes by American Proverb The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.
~saying about from like lot by Buddha Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color
~quote about Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Author Unknown Not to be born at all would be the best thing for man, never to behold the sun's scorching rays; but if one is born, then one is to press as quickly as possible to the portals of Hades, and rest there under the earth.
~quotes on Curmudgeons by Thiognis My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
~sayings on Marriage by Author Unknown Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own.
~quotations on Vegetarianism by Robert Louis Stevenson As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
~from like lot love quotes by Author Unknown You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover is yourself.
~saying about from like lot by Alan Alda I fear vastly more a futile, incompetent old age than I do any form of death.
~quote about Age by William Allen White The more we love our friends, the less we flatter them; it is by excusing nothing that pure love shows itself.
~quotes on Friendship by Moliere Sometimes I feel that life is passing me by, not slowly either, but with ropes of steam and spark-spattered wheels and a hoarse roar of power or terror. It's passing, yet I'm the one who's doing all the moving.
~sayings on Time by Martin Amis, Money One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us.
~quotations on Living by Michael Cibenko I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
~from like lot love quotes by Author Unknown The only people helped by the death tax are lawyers, accountants, and IRS agents
~saying about from like lot by Bob Schaffer Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash.
~quote about Poetry by Leonard Cohen Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
~quotes on Humankind by William Hazlitt, The English Comic Writers, 1819 And on the eighth day God said, Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!
~sayings on Humorous by Author Unknown I now have one of the better libraries. I admit that I haven't read everything in my library, but I feel smarter just walking in it.
~quotations on Growth by Jim Rohn THINK ABOUT IT - The brain is like a muscle. When we think well, we feel good.
~from like lot love quotes by Carl Sagan Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
~saying about from like lot by Alfred Hitchcock If you have a job without any aggravations, you don't have a job.
~quote about Jobs by Malcolm S. Forbes Though I believe in liberalism, I find it difficult to believe in liberals.
~quotes on Ideals by G.K. Chesterton
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