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   A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
 ~quote about War by Napoleon
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   A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy
 ~quotes on I Love You by George Jean Nathan

   The Cross is a gibbet - rather an odd thing to make use of as a talisman against bad luck, if that is how we regard it. Or is it, instead, a cynical reminder that Virtue usually gets pilloried whenever it makes one of its occasional appearances in this world?
 ~sayings on Religion by Denis Johnston, The Brazen Horn

   If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
 ~quotations on Emotions by Abraham H. Maslow

   The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Alvin Toffler

   Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Corrie ten Boom
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   I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
 ~quote about Women by Stanley Baldwin

   It is the man of science, eager to have his every opinion regenerated, his every idea rationalized, by drinking at the fountain of fact, and devoting all the energies of his life to the cult of truth, not as he understands it, but as he does not yet understand it, that ought properly to be called a philosopher.
 ~quotes on Science by Charles Peirce

   Life itself is the proper binge.
 ~sayings on Dieting by Julia Child

   I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
 ~quotations on Women by Ogden Nash

   What's the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by From the television show Civil Wars

   My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Thomas Jefferson

   Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not
 ~quote about Money by Jerry Gellis

   The United States is the only country with a known birthday
 ~quotes on Independence Day by James G. Blaine

   We have smothered ourselves, buried ourselves, in the vast heap of information which all of us have and none of us has.
 ~sayings on Society by Gamaliel Bradford

   If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.
 ~quotations on Dental by Martin H. Fischer

   Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Lily Tomlin

   God is real, unless declared integer.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Author Unknown

   Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football.
 ~quote about Soccer by Ondino Viera

   Hospitality, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
 ~quotes on Guests by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

   If I find a film dull, I find it infinitely more entertaining to watch the scratches.
 ~sayings on Cinema by Norman McLaren

   I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to watch, even if the TV is showing replays of what we call a good hit, which is a tackle that causes at least one major internal organ to actually fly out of a player's body.
 ~quotations on American football by Dave Barry

   In union there is strength
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Aesop

   It’s easy enough to be pleasant, when life flow a long like a song, but the man worthwhile is the man with a smile, when everything goes dead wrong.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by

   My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing.
 ~quote about Walking by Aldous Huxley

   Art is spirituality in drag.
 ~quotes on Art by Jennifer Yane

   I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
 ~sayings on Happiness by J.D. Salinger

   I thank Thee first because I was never robbed before; second, because although they took my purse they did not take my life; third, because although they took my all, it was not much; and fourth because it was I who was robbed, and not I who robbed.
 ~quotations on Perspective by Matthew Henry

   Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Author Unknown

   If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Kelvin Throop

   Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
 ~quote about Hockey by Steve Rushin

   What happens to the wide-eyed observer when the window between reality and unreality breaks and the glass begins to fly?
 ~quotes on Reality by Author Unknown

   Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.
 ~sayings on Autumn by George Eliot

   You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present.
 ~quotations on Grief by Jan Glidewell

   We all need someone or something to inspire us to bring out our best.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by

   It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Mark Twain

   Movement never lies. It is a barometer telling the state of the soul's weather.
 ~quote about Chakras by Martha Graham

   The closer one gets to the top, the more one finds there is no top.
 ~quotes on Success by Nancy Barcus
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