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   Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you
 ~quote about Friends by Elbert Hubbard
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   Like a plant that starts up in showers and sunshine and does not know which has best helped it to grow, it is difficult to say whether the hard things or the pleasant things did me the most good
 ~quotes on Adversity by Lucy Larcom

   Grandparents are similar to a piece of string - handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of their grandchildren.
 ~sayings on Grandparents by Author Unknown

   What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions.
 ~quotations on Technology by Arnold Glasow

   What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by George Levinger

   When written in Chinese the word crisis is composed of two characters - one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by John F. Kennedy, address, 12 April 1959
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   The gross heathenism of civilization has generally destroyed nature, and poetry, and all that is spiritual.
 ~quote about Civilization by John Muir, letter to J.B. McChesney, 19 September 1871

   I have come one step away from everything. And here I stay, far from everything, one step away.
 ~quotes on Life by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   There is one friend in the life of each of us who seems not a separate person, however dear and beloved, but an expansion, an interpretation, of one's self, the very meaning of one's soul
 ~sayings on For a Friend by Edith Wharton

   My strength is made perfect in weakness
 ~quotations on Adversity by II Corinthians

   We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Mark Twain

   Love is a game that two can play and both win.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Eva Gabor

   To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It's futile to gaze at the world through a car window
 ~quote about Car by Albert Einstein

   In doing your work in the great world, it is a safe plan to follow a rule I once heard on the football field: Don't flinch, don't fall; hit the line hard
 ~quotes on Football by Theodore Roosevelt

   What would be the use of immortality to a person who cannot use well a half an hour.
 ~sayings on Carpe Diem by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Don't be dismayed by good-byesA farewell is necessary before you can meet againAnd meeting again after moments or a lifetime is certain for those who are friends
 ~quotations on Missing You by Richard Bach

   One summer night, out on a flat headland, all but surrounded by the waters of the bay, the horizons were remote and distant rims on the edge of space. Millions of stars blazed in darkness, and on the far shore a few lights burned in cottages. Otherwise there was no reminder of human life. My companion and I were alone with the stars: the misty river of the Milky Way flowing across the sky, the patterns of the constellations standing out bright and clear, a blazing planet low on the horizon. It occurred to me that if this were a sight that could be seen only once in a century, this little headland would be thronged with spectators. But it can be see many scores of nights in any year, and so the lights burned in the cottages and the inhabitants probably gave not a thought to the beauty overhead; and because they could see it almost any night, perhaps they never will.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Rachel Carson

   The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Mad Magazine

   Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is
 ~quote about Comedy by Horace Walpole

   There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it
 ~quotes on Baby by Irena Chalmers

   One of the most powerful handclasps is that of a new grandbaby around the finger of a grandfather.
 ~sayings on Grandparents by Joy Hargrove

   For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
 ~quotations on Marriage by Bill Cosby, Love and Marriage

   That's the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don't need them anymore.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Michael Patrick King, Sex and the City, The Good Fight

   Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Alphonse de Lamartine

   Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
 ~quote about Love by Lord Dewar

   Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and mothers are not to be despised; but a grandmother, at holiday time, is worth them all.
 ~quotes on Grandparents by Fanny Fern

   Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness
 ~sayings on Retirement by William Wordsworth

   Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
 ~quotations on Kisses by Rene Yasenek

   Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Author Unknown

   Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Elizabeth Drew

   I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humour.
 ~quote about God by William Ralph Inge

   The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealized past.
 ~quotes on Nostalgia by Robertson Davies, A Voice from the Attic

   Missing someone gets easier everday. Because, even though it is on day further from the last time you saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time you will
 ~sayings on Love by

   I knew a gentleman who was so good a manager of his time that he would not even lose that small portion of it which the calls of nature obliged him to pass in the necessary-house; but gradually went through all the Latin poets in those moments.
 ~quotations on Books Reading by Lord Chesterfield

   The truest mark of being born with great qualities is being born without envy.
 ~funny 50th birthday saying by Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld

   The problem is no longer that with every pair of hands that comes into the world there comes a hungry stomach. Rather it is that, attached to those hands are sharp elbows.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Paul A. Samuelson, Newsweek, 12 June 1967

   The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
 ~quote about Taxes by Ronald Reagan

   Do not value money for any more nor any less than its worth; it is a good servant but a bad master.
 ~quotes on Money by Alexandre Dumas fils, Camille, 1852
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