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   Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes.
 ~quote about Life by Luigi Pirandello

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   Just remember, there's a right way and a wrong way to do everything and the wrong way is to keep trying to make everybody else do it the right way.
 ~quotes on Hypocrisy by M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

   There are mystically in our faces certain characters which carry in them the motto of our souls, wherein he that cannot read A, B, C may read our natures.
 ~sayings on Faces by Sir Thomas Browne

   God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done.
 ~quotations on God by Harry Emerson Fosdick

   The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Marcus Aurelius

   What I'm looking for is a blessing that's not in disguise.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Kitty O'Neill Collins

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   People who fish for food, and sport be damned, are called pot-fishermen. The more expert ones are called crack pot-fishermen. All other fishermen are called crackpot fishermen. This is confusing.
 ~quote about Fishing by Ed Zern, 1947

   Gardens are a form of autobiography.
 ~quotes on Gardens by Sydney Eddison, Horticulture magazine, August/September 1993

   People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals - that is, goals that do not inspire them.

 ~sayings on Goals by Anthony Robbins

   The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.
 ~quotations on Speaking by Ann Landers

   In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Buddha

   Have a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
 ~quote about Fishing by Zenna Schaffer

   The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
 ~quotes on Life by Heywood Broun

   Science is simply common sense at its best.
 ~sayings on Science by Thomas Huxley

   An element of abstention, of restraint, must enter into all finer joys.
 ~quotations on Self-Control by Vida D. Scudder

   Poetry heals the wounds inflicted by reason.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Novalis

   The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Martin Mull

   The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
 ~quote about Excuses by Jules Renard

   Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
 ~quotes on Feminism by Gloria Steinem

   Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
 ~sayings on Housework by Chuck Clark

   Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to.
 ~quotations on Integrity by Author Unknown

   I love you as you are, but do not tell me how that is.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   I have... had a disturbing dream in which I break through a cave wall near Nag Hammadi and discover urns full of ancient Coptic scrolls. As I unfurl the first scroll, a subscription card to some Gnostic exercise magazine flutters out.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Colin McEnroe

   There are three things extremely hard: steel, a diamond, and to know one's self.
 ~quote about Jewelry by Benjamin Franklin

   You never know what you've got until it's gone
 ~quotes on Adversity by Author Unknown

   The sea hath no king but God alone.
 ~sayings on Water by Dante Gabriel Rossetti, The White Ship

   Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest.
 ~quotations on Teenagers by Karen Savage and Patricia Adams, The Good Stepmother

   Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Mildred Barthel

   Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice; journalism what will be grasped at once.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Cyril Connolly

   Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
 ~quote about Smiles by Charles Reade

   Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible; but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary.
 ~quotes on Government by Reinhold Niebuhr

   Because of our Congressional committee system, our government is closer to a gerontocracy than a democracy.
 ~sayings on Government by Charles Frankel

   For him that stealeth a Book from this Library, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with Palsy, and all his Members blasted. Let him languish in Pain crying aloud for Mercy and let there be no sur-cease to his Agony till he sink in Dissolution. Let Bookworms gnaw his Entrails in token of the Worm that dieth not, and when at last he goeth to his final Punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him for ever and aye.
 ~quotations on Libraries by Curse Against Book Stealers, Monastery of San Pedro, Barcelona

   Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throats.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Martin H. Fischer

   My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Louis Adamic

   It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
 ~quote about Religion by H.L. Mencken

   I took care of my wheel as one would look after a Rolls Royce. If it needed repairs I always brought it to the same shop on Myrtle Avenue run by a negro named Ed Perry. He handled the bike with kid gloves, you might say. He would always see to it that neither front nor back wheel wobbled. Often he would do a job for me without pay, because, as he put it, he never saw a man so in love with his bike as I was.
 ~quotes on Bicycling by Henry Miller, My Bike and Other Friends

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