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   They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price.
 ~quote about Money by Kahlil Gibran

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   Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
 ~quotes on Marriage by Scottish Proverb

   If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble
 ~sayings on Sweetest Day by Bob Hope

   The observances of the church concerning feasts and fasts are tolerably well-kept, since the rich keep the feasts and the poor keep the fasts.
 ~quotations on Religion by Sydney Smith

   Those obsessed with health are not healthy; the first requisite of good health is a certain calculated carelessness about oneself.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Sydney J. Harris

   If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Gelett Burgess

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   I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and GoodwillBut it is clumsier every year
 ~quote about Christmas by E.M. Forster

   Family is just accident.... They don't mean to get on your nerves. They don't even mean to be your family, they just are.
 ~quotes on Family by Marsha Norman

   You know you've reached middle age when a doctor, not a policeman, tells you to slow down, all you exercise are your prerogatives and it takes you longer to rest than to get tired.
 ~sayings on Age by Author Unknown

   Before you consult your wants, consult your purse.
 ~quotations on Financial by

   It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if they were divested of their clothes.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Henry David Thoreau

   Harmony seldom makes a headline.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Silas Bent

   I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him.
 ~quote about Patriotism by Abraham Lincoln

   Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
 ~quotes on Sanity by Diogenes

   Some people say soccer's a matter of life or death, but it isn't. It's much more important than that.
 ~sayings on Soccer by Variation of a famous saying

   Have you hugged yourself today?
 ~quotations on Hugs by Anonymous

   There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Clyde Moore

   Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater one.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Chinese Proverb

   To dance is to be out of yourself. Larger, more beautiful, more powerful.
 ~quote about Dancing by Agnes De Mille

   Put a grain of boldness into everything you do.
 ~quotes on Boldness by Baltasar Gracian

   Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.
 ~sayings on Honesty by Austin O'Malley

   Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
 ~quotations on Politics by H.L. Mencken, 1956

   ...this planet is covered with sordid men who demand that he who spends time fishing shall show returns in fish.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Leonidas Hubbard, Jr.

   Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Paul Boese

   I also realized that the philosophers, far from ridding me of my vain doubts, only multiplied the doubts that tormented me and failed to remove any one of them. So I chose another guide and said, Let me follow the Inner Light; it will not lead me so far astray as others have done, or if it does it will be my own fault, and I shall not go so far wrong if I follow my own illusions as if I trusted to their deceits.
 ~quote about Philosophy by Jean Jacques Rousseau

   A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.
 ~quotes on Food by George Rosenbaum

   It seemed to be a necessary ritual that he should prepare himself for sleep by meditating under the solemnity of the night sky... a mysterious transaction between the infinity of the soul and the infinity of the universe.
 ~sayings on Night by Victor Hugo

   It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary be rich
 ~quotations on Money by Alan Alda

   Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of courage and the soul.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Michel de Montaigne

   My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Ellen DeGeneres

   To find and fill his right place is success for everyone.
 ~quote about Success by

   I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
 ~quotes on Feminism by Elaine Boosler

   Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more oftenUsually it makes the kid laughSometimes it s
 ~sayings on Mothers Day by P.J. O'Rourke

   I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.
 ~quotations on Teenagers by Erma Bombeck

   The finest clothing made is a person's skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Mark Twain

   Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by H.H. Breaker Morant

   The clearer you are about the consequences of your actions and the more intensely you desire to enjoy the consequences that your behaviors may lead to, the more motivated you will be.
 ~quote about Attitude by Brian Tracy

   Scientific discovery consists in the interpretation for our own convenience of a system of existence which has been made with no eye to our convenience at all.
 ~quotes on Society by Norbert Wiener, The Human Use of Human Beings, 1950

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