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   If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam.
 ~quote about Mothers by Lord Langdale (Henry Bickersteth)

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   I not only bow to the inevitable; I am fortified by it.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Thornton Wilder

   Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
 ~sayings on Love by Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

   Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth
 ~quotations on Earth Day by Henry David Thoreau

   I just think it's important to be direct and honest with people about why you're photographing them and what you're doing. After all, you are taking some of their soul.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Mary Ellen Mark

   Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by William Makepeace Thackeray

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   If you're going through hell, keep going.
 ~quote about Adversity by Winston Churchill

   The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.
 ~quotes on Soccer by Phil Woosnam, 1974

   It is unfortunate we can't buy many business executives for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they are worth.
 ~sayings on Business by Malcolm Forbes

   If the universe has any purpose more important then topping a woman you love and making a baby with her hearty help, I have never heard of it
 ~quotations on Love by Rabert A. Henlein Lazarus Long

   Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Shana Alexander

   I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Elvis Presley

   The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it
 ~quote about Determination by Moliere

   Question: I understand that Congress is considering a so-called 'flat' tax system. How would this work? Answer: If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percentage of your income, and you wouldn't have to fill out any complicated forms, and there would be no loopholes for politically connected groups, and normal people would actually understand the tax laws, and giant talking broccoli stalks would come around and mow your lawn for free, because Congress is NOT going to pass a flat tax, you pathetic fool.
 ~quotes on Taxes by Dave Barry

   Money was invented so we could know exactly how much we owe
 ~sayings on Money by Cullen Hightower

   Don't be too harsh to these poems until they're typed. I always think typescript lends some sort of certainty: at least, if the things are bad then, they appear to be bad with conviction.
 ~quotations on Writing by Dylan Thomas, letter to Vernon Watkins, March 1938

   If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Louise Sammons

   Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves
 ~quote about Books by Gilbert Highet

   History is an argument without end.
 ~quotes on History by Pieter Geyl

   It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.
 ~sayings on Self-Control by Mick Jagger

   Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
 ~quotations on Food by Fran Lebowitz

   Oratory is the power to talk people out of their sober and natural opinions.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Joseph Chatfield

   One must learn a different... sense of time, one that depends more on small amounts than big ones.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Sister Mary Paul

   The past is never dead, it is not even past.
 ~quote about Memory by William Faulkner

   Carry laughter with you wherever you go.
 ~quotes on Laughter by Hugh Sidey

   We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking, only to learn that it is God who is shaking them.
 ~sayings on Adversity by Charles C. West

   Why is there only one ball for 22 players? If you gave a ball to each of them, they'd stop fighting for it.
 ~quotations on Soccer by Author Unknown

   Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Rita Rudner

   Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Mark Twain

   Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
 ~quote about Prayer by Indian Proverb

   Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
 ~quotes on Business by Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought

   Eggs cannot be unscrambled.
 ~sayings on Philosophical by American Proverb

   If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.
 ~quotations on Golf by H.L. Mencken

   Let's hope the institution of marriage survives its detractors, for without it there would be no more adultery and without adultery two thirds of our novelists would stand in line for unemployment checks.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Peter S. Prescott

   The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Andrew Brown

   Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than polish.
 ~quote about Leadership by Anne Bradstreet

   Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.
 ~quotes on Kisses by Percy Bysshe Shelley, Prometheus Unbound

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