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   A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
 ~quote about Famous Saying by Paul Valery

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   The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely
 ~quotes on Baseball by Ted Williams

   If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
 ~sayings on Television by Lily Tomlin

   The first and highest law must be the love of man to man. Homo homini Deus est - this is the supreme practical maxim, this is the turning point of the world's History.
 ~quotations on Kindness by Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity

   For, after all, put it as we may to ourselves, we are all of us from birth to death guests at a table which we did not spread. The sun, the earth, love, friends, our very breath are parts of the banquet.... Shall we think of the day as a chance to come nearer to our Host, and to find out something of Him who has fed us so long?
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Rebecca Harding Davis

   The wise ones fashioned speech with their thought, sifting it as grain is sifted through a sieve.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Buddha

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   Women should be obscene and not heard.
 ~quote about Famous Saying by Groucho Marx

   Courage is a peculiar kind of fear.
 ~quotes on Courage by Charles Kennedy

   To waste, to destroy our natural resources, to skin and exhaust the land instead of using it so as to increase its usefulness, will result in undermining in the days of our children the very prosperity which we ought by right to hand down to them amplified and developed.
 ~sayings on Environment by Theodore Roosevelt, seventh annual message, 3 December 1907

   When at night you cannot sleep, talk to the Shepherd and stop counting sheep.
 ~quotations on Prayer by Author Unknown

   America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Bobcat Goldthwaite

   Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Author Unknown

   There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
 ~quote about Memory by Josh Billings

   I believe in the imagination. What I cannot see is infinitely more important than what I can see.
 ~quotes on Imagination by Duane Michals, Real Dreams

   If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
 ~sayings on God by Voltaire

   It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
 ~quotations on Self Improvement by Buddha

   Fields can lie fallow, but we can't; we have less time.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Let's not become so worried about not offending anybody that we lose the ability to distinguish between respect and paranoia.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Larry King, about political correctness, How to Talk to Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere: The Secrets of Go

   For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian.
 ~quote about Homosexuality by Mabel Maney

   When truth is divided, errors multiply.
 ~quotes on Honesty by Eli Siegel, Damned Welcome

   Physics is geometric proof on steroids.
 ~sayings on Science by S. Sachs

   Raising your voice lower your power. Little people talk big. Big ones listen big.
 ~quotations on Happiness by

   After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her - and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Helen Rowland

   A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Joey Adams

   You see, when weaving a blanket, an Indian woman leaves a flaw in the weaving of that blanket to let the soul out.
 ~quote about Soul by Martha Graham

   If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from The Beverly Hillbillies.
 ~quotes on America by Dave Barry

   A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done.
 ~sayings on Mothers by Author Unknown

   Advertising is an environmental striptease for a world of abundance.
 ~quotations on Advertising by Marshall McLuhan, introduction to Wilson Bryan Key, Subliminal Seduction: Ad Media's Manipulation of

   The past is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets and re-explains what has happened.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Peter Berger

   Barbarism is needed every four or five hundred years to bring the world back to life. Otherwise it would die of civilization.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Edmond and Jules de Goncourt, Journal, 3 September 1855

   We are spirits clad in veils.
 ~quote about Philosophical by Christopher P. Cranch

   It is such a secret place, the land of tears.
 ~quotes on Crying by Antoine de Saint-Exupery, The Little Prince

   If you just set people in motion they'll heal themselves.
 ~sayings on Psychology by Gabrielle Roth

   I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.
 ~quotations on American football by Jack Tatum

   We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the worldIt's called love
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Gene Perret

   It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Albert Einstein

   Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death
 ~quote about Death by Jewish Proverb

   I believe there are more urgent and honorable occupations than the incomparable waste of time we call suffering.
 ~quotes on Adversity by Colette

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