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   To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
 ~quote about Golden Mean by Confucius, Analects

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   Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
 ~quotes on Censorship by George Bernard Shaw, The Rejected Statement, Part I, The Shewing-Up of Blanco Posnet, 1911

   There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.
 ~sayings on Books Reading by Joe Ryan

   We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.
 ~quotations on Technology by Carl Sagan

   There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Clyde Moore

   But fate ordains that dearest friends must part
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Edward Young

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   All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say, Yo Goober! Where's the meat? I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
 ~quote about Vegetarianism by Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson

   Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Benjamin Franklin

   We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
 ~sayings on Philosophy by Martin L. Gross, A Call for Revolution, 1993

   Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement.
 ~quotations on Action by Alfred Adler

   When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Jonathan Swift

   Isn't it amazing the way the future succeeds in creating an appropriate past?
 ~saying about 50th birthday by John Leonard

   My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.
 ~quote about Happiness by Thornton Wilder

   Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny.
 ~quotes on Wise Words by Kathryn Carpenter

   There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
 ~sayings on Computers by Richard P. Feynman

   Every vice is only an exaggeration of a necessary and virtuous function.
 ~quotations on Vices by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1836

   I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Dr. Theodore Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss

   Leisure is the mother of Philosophy.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan, 1651

   And the crazy part of it was even if you were clever, even if you spent your adolescence reading John Donne and Shaw, even if you studied history or zoology or physics and hoped to spend your life pursuing some difficult and challenging career, you still had a mind full of all the soupy longings that every high-school girl was awash in... underneath it, all you longed to be was annihilated by love, to be swept off your feet, to be filled up by a giant prick spouting sperm, soapsuds, silk and satins and, of course, money.
 ~quote about Feminism by Erica Jong

   Go, and never darken my towels again.
 ~quotes on Funny Quotes by Groucho Marx

   The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
 ~sayings on Perseverance by Author Unknown

   We're taking away your individual cubicles. In the new system you'll sign up for whatever cube is open that day. It's based on the model of public restrooms. But I call it 'hoteling' because it increases my chances of getting tips. Each cubicle will have a computer, a chair, and a roll of note paper . . . Take one and pass it around
 ~quotations on Bureaucracy by Dilbert

   Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Frank A. Clark

   Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by John Skow

   Remember though, not eveythings going to be the way we want it to be. Not everyone is going to want to be our friend. That's not how life works. Alot of people like me and there are those who don't, but that's ok. It's more important to like your self and when you do friendship will come your way.

In Memory of Sandy and Jim Novotney
 ~quote about Self Confidence by Sandy Novotney

   I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
 ~quotes on Changes by George Carlin

   Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
 ~sayings on Thinking by Howard Mumford Jones

   It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui.
 ~quotations on Religion by Helen Keller

   Too late we learn, a man must hold his friend Unjudged, accepted, trusted to the end
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by John Boyle O'Reilly

   My cat speaks sign language with her tail.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Robert A. Stern

   Our thoughts are unseen hands shaping the people we meet. Whatever we truly think them to be, that's what they'll become for us.
 ~quote about Prejudice by Richard Cowper

   Hatred is never anything but fear if you feared no one, you would hate no one.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Hugh Downs

   Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul.
 ~sayings on Solitude by John Muir

   Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it.
 ~quotations on Cats by Stephen Baker

   Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Robert Frost

   The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Bill Vaughn

   People don't change. Only their costumes do.
 ~quote about Changes by Gene Moore

   We on this continent should never forget that men first crossed the Atlantic not to find soil for their ploughs but to secure liberty for their souls
 ~quotes on Patriotic by Robert J. McCracken

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