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   Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized.
 ~quote about Children by Margaret Atwood

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   Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.
 ~quotes on Parenting by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.
 ~sayings on Driving by Garrett Hardin, The Ecologist, February 1974

   Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.
 ~quotations on Debt by American Proverb

   Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by George Seaton

   A door that seems to stand open must be a man's size, or it is not the door that Providence means for him.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Henry Ward Beecher

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   Retire from work, but not from life
 ~quote about Retirement by M.K. Soni

   I don't like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.
 ~quotes on Beauty by Karl Lagerfeld

   A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers.
 ~sayings on Marriage by African Proverb

   History is the most dangerous product which the chemistry of the mind has concocted. Its properties are well known. It produces dreams and drunkenness. It fills people with false memories, exaggerates their reactions, exacerbates old grievances, torments them in their repose, and encourages either a delirium of grandeur or a delusion of persecution. It makes whole nations bitter, arrogant, insufferable and vainglorious.
 ~quotations on History by Paul Valéry, Regards sur le Monde Actuel

   Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt

   Because I took a moment to speak
And you took a second to smile
A tiny part of me will leave with you
And a little bit of you will stay.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Jevan

   May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
 ~quote about Fishing by Irish Blessing

   Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
 ~quotes on Dieting by Author Unknown

   Life is so largely controlled by chance that its conduct can be but a perpetual improvisation.
 ~sayings on Life by W. Somerset Maugham

   We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere
 ~quotations on Celebrity by Tim McGraw

   Bad is never good until worse happens
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Danish Proverb

   Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by John Andrew Holmes, Wisdom in Small Doses

   Hope is patience with the lamp lit.
 ~quote about Hope by Tertullian

   Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.
 ~quotes on Travel by Seneca

   History paints the human heart.
 ~sayings on History by Napoleon I

   Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
 ~quotations on Conformity by Mark Twain

   Man becomes man only by his intelligence, but he is man only by his heart.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Henri Frederic Amiel

   Unlike any other business in the United States, sports must preserve an illusion of perfect innocence. The mounting of this illusion defines the purpose and accounts for the immense wealth of American sports. It is the ceremony of innocence that the fans pay to see - not the game or the match or the bout, but the ritual portrayal of a world in which time stops and all hope remains plausible, in which everybody present can recover the blameless expectations of a child, where the forces of light always triumph over the powers of darkness.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Lewis H. Lapham, Money and Class in America, 1988

   A man's library is a sort of harem.
 ~quote about Libraries by Ralph Waldo Emerson, The Conduct of Life, 1860

   When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
 ~quotes on Anger by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894

   One should no more deplore homosexuality than left-handedness.
 ~sayings on Homosexuality by Towards a Quaker View of Sex, 1964

   You are digging for the answers until your fingers bleed, to satisfy the hunger, to satiate the need.... And as you pray in your darkness for wings to set you free, you are bound to your silent legacy.
 ~quotations on Homosexuality by Melissa Etheridge, Silent Legacy, Yes I Am, 1993

   Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Robert Benchley

   Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Robert Frost

   I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.
 ~quote about Television by Malcolm Muggeridge

   What he had yearned to embrace was not the flesh but a downy spirit, a spark, the impalpable angel that inhabits the flesh.
 ~quotes on Soul by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   Only dead fish swim with the stream.
 ~sayings on Conformity by Malcolm Muggeridge

   Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
 ~quotations on Caffeine by Author Unknown

   You must pay taxes. But there's no law that says you gotta leave a tip.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Morgan Stanley advertisement

   Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Chi Chi Rodriguez

   That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
 ~quote about Self-Respect by William J.H. Boetcker

   A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
 ~quotes on Babies by Carl Sandburg

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