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   Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
 ~quote about Self Discipline by Emerson

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   Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
 ~quotes on Summer by Russel Baker

   Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.
 ~sayings on Computers by From the television show King of Queens (may not be exact wording), spoken by the character Doug Hef

   When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.
 ~quotations on Justice by Edie Cantor

   If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Dave Barry

   If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

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   Adults are obsolete children
 ~quote about Children by Dr. Seuss

   Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke
 ~quotes on Valentine's Day by Lynda Barry

   No Man Alive has witness struggles i survived
 ~sayings on Determination by Tupac Shakur

   If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
 ~quotations on Thinking of You by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi

   It is better to drink of deep griefs than to taste shallow pleasures
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by William Hazlitt, Characteristics, 1823

   The greater part of my official time is spent on investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn, and each stationary.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by An English Lord Chief Justice, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers, Writers & Raconteur

   The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
 ~quote about Golf by Author Unknown

   Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice.
 ~quotes on Labor by Henry Ford

   Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
 ~sayings on Opportunities by Woody Allen, My Speech to the Graduates, Side Effects, 1980

   One's own self is well hidden from one's own self; of all mines of treasure, one's own is the last to be dug up.
 ~quotations on Self-Discovery by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

   Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Jim Bishop

   I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Albert Einstein

   We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
 ~quote about Dancing by Japanese Proverb

   To kill a man is not to defend a doctrine, but to kill a man.
 ~quotes on War by Michael Servetus

   Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia
 ~sayings on Valentine's Day by Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

   Friends are God's way of taking care of us. If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend
 ~quotations on Friends by Stone Temple Pilots

   the silence that guards the tomb does not reveal God's secret in the obscurity of the coffin, and the rustling of the branches whose roots suck the body's elements do not tell the mysteries of the grave, by the agonized sighs of my heart announce to the living the drama which love, beauty, and death have performed
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Kahlil Gibran

   You are educatedYour certification is in your degreeYou may think of it as the ticket to the good lifeLet me ask you to think of an alternativeThink of it as your ticket to change the world
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Tom Brokaw

   A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
 ~quote about Driving by Peter De Vries

   It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimination half a block from home.
 ~quotes on Human Rights by Carl T. Rowan

   If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he wear a tail.
 ~sayings on Dogs by Fran Lebowitz

   I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time I was a kid, I have never been able to understand attacks upon the gay community. There are so many qualities that make up a human being... by the time I get through with all the things that I really admire about people, what they do with their private parts is probably so low on the list that it is irrelevant.
 ~quotations on Homosexuality by Paul Newman

   A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Doug Larson

   Enthusiasm moves the world.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Arthur James Balfour

   The truth is more important than the facts.
 ~quote about Honesty by Frank Lloyd Wright

   A poet's work is to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world, and stop it going to sleep.
 ~quotes on Poetry by Salman Rushdie

   To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right.
 ~sayings on Helping by Confucius

   Good manners can replace morals. It may be years before anyone knows if what you are doing is right. But if what you are doing is nice, it will be immediately evident.
 ~quotations on Manners by P.J. O'Rourke

   It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can earn much more money writing or talking about his art than he can by practicing it.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by W.H. Auden

   Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Author Unknown

   Wisdom outweighs any wealth.
 ~quote about Wisdom by Sophocles

   If love can't cure it, nurses can.
 ~quotes on Nurses by Author Unknown

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