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Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
~quotes on Women by W.C. Fields Each cup of tea represents an imaginary voyage.
~sayings on Tea by Catherine Douzel The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels.
~quotations on Humankind by Benjamin Disraeli We have enjoyed so much freedom for so long that we are perhaps in danger of forgetting how much blood it cost to establish the Bill of Rights
~funny 50th birthday sayings by Felix Frankfurter Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
~quote about Religion by George Bernard Shaw A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween
~quotes on Halloween by Erma Bombeck If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~sayings on Politics by Jay Leno Call people back immediately. One of the biggest challenges most salespeople have is that they don't want to pick up messages and call people back. Return calls now. It's the only way you can build up a solid clientele.
~quotations on Attitude by Tom Hopkins I can't tell you if genius is hereditary, because heaven has granted me no offspring.
~funny 50th birthday sayings by James McNeill Whistler How seldom we weigh our neighbors in the same balance as ourselves.
~saying about 50th birthday by Thomas à Kempis [Poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.
~quote about Poker by Walter Matthau Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
~quotes on Speaking by Wendell Johnson No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
~sayings on Clothing by Frederick G. Banting What's another word for thesaurus?
~quotations on Funny Saying by Steven Wright. The story of Harold Ross, the New Yorker and me is a mere footnote to the story of our time, and we might as well face the truth that to researchers of the future, poking about among the ruins of time, we shall all be tiny glitters. But then, so are diamonds.
~funny 50th birthday sayings by James Thurber We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
~saying about 50th birthday by Oscar Wilde It must be hard to be a model, because you'd want to be like the photograph of you, and you can't ever look that way.
~quote about Reality by Andy Warhol So much of our time is preparation, so much is routine, and so much retrospect, that the path of each man's genius contracts itself to a very few hours.
~quotes on Carpe Diem by Ralph Waldo Emerson The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.
~sayings on Living by Ayn Rand Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.
~quotations on Humorous by Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless If you think you're free, there's no escape possible.
~funny 50th birthday sayings by Ram Dass Where do you go to get anorexia?
~saying about 50th birthday by Shelley Winters Applause, mingled with boos and hisses, is about all that the average voter is able or willing to contribute to public life.
~quote about Government by Elmer Davis In Latin America the border between soccer and politics is vague. There is a long list of governments that have fallen or been overthrown after the defeat of the national team.
~quotes on Soccer by Luis Suarez The willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life is the source from which self-respect springs.
~sayings on Responsibility by Joan Didion Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life
~quotations on Retirement by Herbert Asquith History knows that it can wait for more evidence and review its older verdicts; it offers an endless series of courts of appeal, and is ever ready to reopen closed cases.
~funny 50th birthday sayings by William Stubbs [T]he historian and the detective have much in common.
~saying about 50th birthday by Mark M. Krug, History and the Social Sciences Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
~quote about Golf by Author Unknown I feel most ministers who claim they've heard God's voice are eating too much pizza before they go to bed at night, and it's really an intestinal disorder, not a revelation.
~quotes on God by Rev. Jerry Falwell Every true history must force us to remember that the past was once as real as the present and as uncertain as the future.
~sayings on History by George Macaulay Trevelyan, Clio, A Muse That destructive siren, sloth, is ever to be avoided.
~quotations on Laziness by Horace You must give some time to your fellow men. Even if it's a little thing, do something for others - something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it.
~funny 50th birthday sayings by Albert Schweitzer A criminal becomes a popular figure because he unburdens in no small degree the consciences of his fellow man, for now they know once more where evil is to be found.
~saying about 50th birthday by Carl G. Jung Historical investigation has for its aim to fix the order and character of events throughout past time and in all places. The task is frankly superhuman.
~quote about History by George Santayana, The Life of Reason Education is an ornament in prosperity and a refuge in adversity.
~quotes on Education by Aristotle
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