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   Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.
 ~quote about American football by Tony Kornheiser

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   I think that I cannot preserve my health and spirits, unless I spend four hours a day at least - and it is commonly more than that - sauntering through the woods and over the hills and fields, absolutely free from all worldly engagements.
 ~quotes on Solitude by Henry David Thoreau

   When you carry out acts of kindness you get a wonderful feeling inside. It is as though something inside your body responds and says, yes, this is how I ought to feel.
 ~sayings on Attitude by Harold Kushner

   I don't know whether war is an interlude during peace, or peace an interlude during war.
 ~quotations on War by Georges Clemenceau

   Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Kate Clinton

   I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Oscar Wilde

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   Plants are the young of the world, vessels of health and vigor; but they grope ever upward towards consciousness; the trees are imperfect men, and seem to bemoan their imprisonment, rooted in the ground.
 ~quote about Trees by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Essays, Second Series, 1844

   Doubt is not a pleasant state of mind, but certainty is absurd.
 ~quotes on Miscellaneous by Voltaire, 1767

   Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
 ~sayings on Women by Fran Lebowitz

   Resolve never to be poor. If you donít spend less than you earn, youíll always be slave. Poverty robs us of freedom, opportunity, peace of mind, self respect, respect of others. Its make most virtues difficult Ė some impossible. There are few sorrows money canít lessen.
 ~quotations on Financial by

   ...a land of the free that struggles under the incredible burden of limitless taxes and laws; the home of the brave who stay silent to keep their jobs and avoid scrutiny by the IRS or the police.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Fred Woodworth, The Match!, No. 74

   Brain, n. An apparatus with which we think that we think.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
 ~quote about Politics by John Stuard Mill

   The wise man reads both books and life itself.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by Lin Yutang

   Man is inclined to exaggerate almost everything - except his own mistakes.
 ~sayings on Exaggeration by Author Unknown

   At fourteen you don't need sickness or death for tragedy.
 ~quotations on Teenagers by Jessamyn West

   When I see the elaborate study and ingenuity displayed by women in the pursuit of trifles, I feel no doubt of their capacity for the most herculean undertakings.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Julia Ward Howe

   The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Author Unknown

   To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent
 ~quote about Growth by Buddha

   Yesterday is the past, Today is the present, and tomorrow is your futre. Today is tomorrow and soon to be yesterday. Tomorrow is today and soon to be future.Your tomorrow is not yet set for you don't know what it may bring.
 ~quotes on Living by Tia

   I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?
 ~sayings on Beauty by Jean Kerr, The Snake Has All the Lines

   The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.
 ~quotations on War by Joe Stalin, comment to Churchill at Potsdam, 1945

   So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned, but give him a little metal, a few chemicals, some wire and twenty or thirty billion dollars and vroom! there he is, up on a rock a quarter of a million miles up in the sky.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Russell Baker, New York Times, 21 July 1969

   I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Tom Tolbert

   Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
 ~quote about Speaking by Ernest Hemingway

   He is a poor son whose sonship does not make him desire to serve all men's mothers.
 ~quotes on Mothers by Harry Emerson Fosdick

   To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
 ~sayings on Life by Samuel Butler

   Melancholy is incompatible with bicycling.
 ~quotations on Bicycling by James E. Starrs

   In every work of genius, we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Self Reliance, Essays, 1841

   To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Robert Orben

   Men are made stronger on realization that the helping hand they need is at the end of their own arm.
 ~quote about Effort by Sidney J. Phillips

   It's always the badly dressed people who are the most interesting.
 ~quotes on Clothing by Jean Paul Gaultier

   He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
 ~sayings on Humility by George Eliot (Marian Evans Cross), Adam Bede, 1859

   Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
 ~quotations on Dieting by Beth McCollister

   After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse
 ~funny 50th birthday sayings by W.C. Fields

   Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food.
 ~saying about 50th birthday by Anna Fellows Johnston

   You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
 ~quote about Writing by Ray Bradbury

   Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.
 ~quotes on Changes by Bertold Brecht

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