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Love one another and you will be happyIt's as simple and as difficult as that ~quote about Commitment Ceremonies by Michael Leunig
[Psychoanalysis] is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. ~quotes on Life by Karen Horney, Our Inner Conflicts, 1945
Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved. ~sayings on Attitude by Marcus Antonius
If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. ~quotations on Writing by Lord Byron
Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils; but present evils triumph over it. ~funny 50th birthday sayings by La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1678
An Atheist loves himself and his fellow man instead of a god. An Atheist knows that heaven is something for which we should work now - here on earth - for all men together to enjoy. An Atheist thinks that he can get no help through prayer but that he must find in himself the inner conviction and strength to meet life, to grapple with it, to subdue, and enjoy it. An Atheist thinks that only in a knowledge of himself and a knowledge of his fellow man can he find the understanding that will help to a life of fulfillment. Therefore, he seeks to know himself and his fellow man rather than to know a god. An Atheist knows that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An Atheist knows that a deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanquished, war eliminated. He wants man to understand and love man. He wants an ethical way of life. He knows that we cannot rely on a god nor channel action into prayer nor hope for an end to troubles in the hereafter. He knows that we are our brother's keeper and keepers of our lives; that we are responsible persons, that the job is here and the time is now. ~saying about 50th birthday by Madalyn Murray (later O'Hair), preamble to Murray v. Curlett, 27 April 1961
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~quote about Dogs by Phil Pastoret
My heaviness comes from the heights. ~quotes on Hawww by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends ~sayings on Friends by Mary Catherwood
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. ~quotations on Funny Saying by Henny Youngman
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Author Unknown
This little box will be your home for sixty hours a week. It comes with an obsolete computer and a binder about safety hazards. Your challenge is to look busy until someone gives you a meaningful assignment ~saying about 50th birthday by Dilbert
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~quote about Alcohol by Ernest Hemingway
Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseball around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball. ~quotes on Baseball by Pete Hamill
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don't go. I'm too worried to go. I don't want to interrupt my worrying to go. ~sayings on Worry by J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. ~quotations on Marriage by H.V. Prochnow
Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those who have used him well; making them old men and women inexorably enough, but leaving their hearts and spirits young and in full vigour. With such people the grey head is but the impression of the old fellow's hand in giving them his blessing, and every wrinkle but a notch in the quiet calendar of a well-spent life. ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Charles Dickens
During a campaign the air is full of speeches - and vice versa ~saying about 50th birthday by Author Unknown
God often visits us, but most of the time we are not at home. ~quote about God by Joseph Roux, Meditations of a Parish Priest, 1886
My father's nature turned out no waste product; he had none of that useless stuff in him that lies in heaps near factories. He took his own happiness with him. ~quotes on Attitude by Margot Asquith
Nobility is not a birthright. It is defined by one's actions ~sayings on Birth by Robin Hood
A photograph is usually looked at - seldom looked into. ~quotations on Photography by Ansel Adams
A theologian is a person who uses the word 'God' to hide his ignorance. ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays
Several excuses are always less convincing than one. ~saying about 50th birthday by Aldous Huxley, Point Counter Point
If I despised myself, it would be no compensation if everyone saluted me, and if I respect myself, it does not trouble me if others hold me lightly. ~quote about Self-Respect by Max Nordau
When you knock, ask to see God - none of the servants. ~quotes on God by Henry David Thoreau
Smile at each other,
smile at your wife, smile at your husband,
smile at your children, smile at each other
-- it doesn't matter who it is --
and that will help you to grow up
in greater love for each other. ~sayings on Compassion by Mother Teresa
Hold a true friend with both your hands. ~quotations on Friendship by Nigerian Proverb
What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God. ~funny 50th birthday sayings by Eleanor Powell
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism ~saying about 50th birthday by J. Horace McFarland
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer. ~quote about Humor by
Always be a little kinder than necessary. ~quotes on Kindness by James M. Barrie
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. ~sayings on Fathers by Author Unknown
A proverb is shorts sentence with long experience. ~quotations on Proverbs by
Im so poor i cant't even pay attention. ~funny 50th birthday sayings by me
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. ~saying about 50th birthday by Mark Twain, letter to W.D. Howells, 2 April 1899
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be ~quote about I Love You by Robert Browning
Fame always brings loneliness. Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole ~quotes on Cool by Vicki Baum