Sons are for fathers the twice-told tale.
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
~quotes on Men by Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny.
~sayings on Justice by Edmund Burke Motherhood is like Albania - you can't trust the descriptions in the books, you have to go there
~quotations on Books by Marni Jackson Bad habits are easy to acquire but hard live with.
~funny alcohol quotes by I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God - I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least.
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Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
~quote about Wise Words by Theodore Roosevelt We are free, truly free, when we don't need to rent our arms to anybody in order to be able to lift a piece of bread to our mouths.
~quotes on Freedom by Ricardo Flores Magon, speech, 31 May 1914 The night walked down the sky with the moon in her hand.
~sayings on Walking by Frederick L. Knowles The repose of sleep refreshes only the body. It rarely sets the soul at rest. The repose of the night does not belong to us. It is not the possession of our being. Sleep opens within us an inn for phantoms. In the morning we must sweep out the shadows.
~quotations on Sleep by Gaston Bachelard A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.
~funny alcohol quotes by William C. Feather The first day of spring was once the time for taking the young virgins into the fields, there in dalliance to set an example in fertility for nature to follow. Now we just set the clocks an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase.
~saying about alcohol by E.B. White, Hot Weather, One Man's Meat, 1944 A lie is coward’s way for solving a problem or evading a difficulty. Never deceive. When he finds you out, he’ll harm you more than your deceit helped. Nature puts curse on all wrong-doing.
~quote about Self Discipline by There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries
~quotes on Christmas by W.J. Cameron Common experience shows how much rarer is moral courage than physical bravery. A thousand men will march to the mouth of the cannon where one man will dare espouse an unpopular cause.
~sayings on Conformity by Clarence Darrow, Resist Not Evil Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
~quotations on Celebrity by David Letterman Logic is a large drawer, containing some useful instruments, and many more that are superfluous. A wise man will look into it for two purposes, to avail himself of those instruments that are really useful, and to admire the ingenuity with which those that are not so, are assorted and arranged.
~funny alcohol quotes by Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.
~saying about alcohol by Benjamin Disraeli Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart
~quote about I Love You by Author Unknown Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand.
~quotes on Marriage by Author Unknown A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.
~sayings on Dieting by Herbert B. Prochnow To save yourself much disappointment, realize early in life that every job has some dreary details that can’t dodge. Manual work is not degrading. There’s nothing for frayed nerves like physical work. When worried us your brain less and your muscles more.
~quotations on Happiness by It is easier to believe than to doubt.
~funny alcohol quotes by E.D. Martin, The Meaning of a Liberal Education If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.
~saying about alcohol by Calvin Coolidge Nothing has to remain the way it is if that's not the way a person wants it to be.
~quote about Dreams by Azie Taylor Morton Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.
~quotes on Dogs by Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat A married daughter with children puts you in danger of being catalogued as a first edition.
~sayings on Grandparents by Author Unknown Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
~quotations on Happiness by Guilaume Apollinaire Country music is three chords and the truth.
~funny alcohol quotes by Harlan Howard Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
~saying about alcohol by Arthur Daley An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
~quote about Mothers by Spanish Proverb Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
~quotes on Life by Christopher Morley, Thunder on the Left It's hard to win a pennant, but it's harder losing one.
~sayings on Baseball by Chuck Tanner I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying.
~quotations on Dogs by George Bird Evans, Troubles with Bird Dogs A political convention is just not a place where you come away with any trace of faith in human nature.
~funny alcohol quotes by Murray Kempton The guys who fear becoming fathers don't understand that fathering is not something perfect men do, but something that perfects the man. The end product of child raising is not the child but the parent.
~saying about alcohol by Frank Pittman, Man Enough [N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly
~quote about Party Invitations by Desiderius Erasmus Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to.
~quotes on Integrity by Arnold H. Glasow
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