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   I know of no way in which a man can be more innocently employed than in making money.
 ~quote about Wealth by Bishop Talbu
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   God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.
 ~quotes on Censorship by Rebecca West

   The past is strapped to our backs. We do not have to see it; we can always feel it.
 ~sayings on Past by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.
 ~quotations on Sleep by John Steinbeck

   New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.
 ~funny anchorman quote by John Locke, An Essay Concerning Human Understanding

   When you can't do something truly useful, you tend to vent the pent up energy in something useless but available, like snappy dressing.
 ~saying about anchorman by Lois McMaster Bujold
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   It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
 ~quote about Babies by Elinor Goulding Smith

   It's hard enough to be taken seriously in the struggle for gay rights without having a bunch of straight girls running around kissing each other to get the attention of boys and videocameras.
 ~quotes on Homosexuality by M. Robin D'Antan, 2002

   It is the safest of times, it is the riskiest of times.... What the Dickens is going on here?
 ~sayings on Earth Day by Denton Morrison, on chemicals, technology, and risk, quoted in National Academy of Sciences, Improv

   Morality may consist solely in the courage of making a choice.
 ~quotations on Integrity by Léon Blum

   The arms of love encompass you with your present, your past, your future, the arms of love gather you together.
 ~funny anchorman quote by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Southern Mail, 1929, translated from French by Curtis Cate

   When a machine begins to run without human aid, it is time to scrap it - whether it be a factory or a government.
 ~saying about anchorman by Alexander Chase, Perspectives, 1966

   The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
 ~quote about Civilization by Sigmund Freud

   I stop wanting what I am looking for, looking for it.
 ~quotes on Philosophical by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
 ~sayings on Funny Quotes by Oscar Wilde

   People who influence us most are those who most believed in us – and vice versa.
 ~quotations on Friendship by

   Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
 ~funny anchorman quote by Sam Ewing

   Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in awhile, or the light won't come in.
 ~saying about anchorman by Alan Alda

   The most persistent sound which reverberates through men's history is the beating of war drums
 ~quote about Veterans Day by Arthur Koestler, Janus: A Summing Up

   It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
 ~quotes on Medical by Author Unknown

   The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
 ~sayings on Cats by Paula Poundstone

   All of us have wonders hidden in our breasts, only needing circumstances to evoke them.
 ~quotations on Confidence by Charles Dickens

   Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
 ~funny anchorman quote by H.L. Mencken

   In science it often happens that scientists say, You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken, and then they actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion.
 ~saying about anchorman by Carl Sagan, 1987

   When you smile, not only do you feel but you bring a ray of light into the lives of others
 ~quote about Attitude by Brahma Kumaris

   Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
 ~quotes on Age by Mark Twain

   Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn’t cost anything.
 ~sayings on Happiness by

   Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
 ~quotations on Thinking by Winnie the Pooh

   Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
 ~funny anchorman quote by H.L. Mencken

   The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
 ~saying about anchorman by George Bernard Shaw

   Being good is commendable, but only when it is combined with doing good is it useful
 ~quote about Sweetest Day by Author Unknown

   Devout believers are safeguarded in a high degree against the risk of certain neurotic illnesses; their acceptance of the universal neurosis spares them the task of constructing a personal one.
 ~quotes on Religion by Sigmund Freud, The Future of an Illusion

   One who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints.
 ~sayings on Conformity by Proverb

   Christendom has done away with Christianity without being quite aware of it.
 ~quotations on Religion by Soren Kierkegaard, Time, 16 December 1946

   I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
 ~funny anchorman quote by Fred Allen

   The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?
 ~saying about anchorman by Henry David Thoreau

   Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.
 ~quote about Love by Zelda Fitzgerald

   There are two ways of spreading light; to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
 ~quotes on Light by Edith Wharton
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