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   No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space
 ~quote about Movie by Kirk
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   Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.
 ~quotes on Happiness by George Bernard Shaw

   Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better.
 ~sayings on Freedom by Albert Camus

   It is a mistake to suppose that people succeed through success; they often succeed through failures.
 ~quotations on Failure by Author Unknown

   Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.
 ~funny anchorman quotes by Joseph Heller, Catch-22, 1955

   I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
 ~saying about anchorman by Will Rogers
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   I must do something always solves more problems than Something must be done.
 ~quote about Responsibility by Author Unknown

   The smallest bookstore still contains more ideas of worth than have been presented in the entire history of television.
 ~quotes on Television by Andrew Ross

   Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree.
 ~sayings on Kindness by Marian Wright Edelman

   As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
 ~quotations on Math by Albert Einstein, Sidelights on Relativity

   Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.
 ~funny anchorman quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
 ~saying about anchorman by Chinese Proverb

   The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you.
 ~quote about Gratitude by John E. Southard

   He who distinguishes the true savor of his food can never be a glutton; he who does not cannot be otherwise.
 ~quotes on Food by Henry David Thoreau

   Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists.
 ~sayings on Golf by Heywood Hale Broun

   I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.
 ~quotations on Clothing by Yves Saint Laurent

   I have friends whose society is delightful to me; they are persons of all countries and of all ages; distinguished in war, in council, and in letters; easy to live with, always at my command.
 ~funny anchorman quotes by Francesco Petrarch

   Any great work of art... revives and readapts time and space, and the measure of its success is the extent to which it makes you an inhabitant of that world - the extent to which it invites you in and lets you breathe its strange, special air.
 ~saying about anchorman by Leonard Bernstein, What Makes Opera Grand?

   People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say.
 ~quote about Speaking by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle

   Giving children everything they want is giving them boredom. That pretty toy, so fiercely sought, has lost it charm by being caught.
 ~quotes on Family by

   Sibling relationships - and 80 percent of Americans have at least one - outlast marriages, survive the death of parents, resurface after quarrels that would sink any friendship. They flourish in a thousand incarnations of closeness and distance, warmth, loyalty and distrust.
 ~sayings on Sisters by Erica E. Goode, The Secret World of Siblings, U.S. News & World Report, 10 January 1994

   Shun idleness. It is a rust that attaches itself to the most brilliant metals.
 ~quotations on Idleness by Voltaire

   The dying Jesus is the evidence of God's anger toward sin; but the living Jesus is the proof of God's love and forgiveness.
 ~funny anchorman quotes by Lorenz Eifert

   One must learn how to lose before learning how to play.
 ~saying about anchorman by

   You’re not fully mature unless you’re prepared for the unexpected.
 ~quote about Living by

   Radio football is football reduced to its lowest common denominator. Shorn of the game's aesthetic pleasures, or the comfort of a crowd that feels the same way as you, or the sense of security that you get when you see that your defenders and goalkeeper are more or less where they should be, all that is left is naked fear.
 ~quotes on Sports by Nick Hornby, Fever Pitch, 1992

   Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement.
 ~sayings on Chakras by Alfred Adler

   Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
 ~quotations on Logic by Ambrose Bierce

   Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply...
 ~funny anchorman quotes by Jane Austen, Mansfield Park, 1814

   I said to Life, I would hear Death speak. And Life raised her voice a little higher and said, You hear him now
 ~saying about anchorman by Kahlil Gibran

   The flood of print has turned reading into a process of gulping rather than savoring.
 ~quote about Media Journalism by Warren Chappell

   Saying is one thing, doing another. We must consider the sermon and the preacher distinctly and apart.
 ~quotes on Hypocrisy by Montaigne, Essays, 1588

   Yield to all and you will soon have nothing to yield.
 ~sayings on Conformity by Aesop, The Man and His Two Wives, Fables

   A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
 ~quotations on Curmudgeons by Edgar A. Shoaff

   It is while you are patiently toiling at the little tasks of life that the meaning and shape of the great whole of life dawn on you.
 ~funny anchorman quotes by Phillips Brooks

   The poverty of our century is unlike that of any other. It is not, as poverty was before, the result of natural scarcity, but of a set of priorities imposed upon the rest of the world by the rich. Consequently, the modern poor are not pitied...but written off as trash. The twentieth-century consumer economy has produced the first culture for which a beggar is a reminder of nothing.
 ~saying about anchorman by John Berger

   Failure doesn't mean you are a failure... it just means you haven't succeeded yet.
 ~quote about Failure by Robert Schuller

   Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
 ~quotes on Funny Saying by Ed Gardner
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