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   A bicycle does get you there and more.... And there is always the thin edge of danger to keep you alert and comfortably apprehensive. Dogs become dogs again and snap at your raincoat; potholes become personal. And getting there is all the fun.
 ~quote about Bicycling by Bill Emerson, On Bicycling, Saturday Evening Post, 29 July 1967

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   Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.
 ~quotes on Travel by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Our passions shape our books; repose writes them in the intervals.
 ~sayings on Writing by Proust, The Past Recaptured, 1927

   Our virtues and vices couple with one another, and get children that resemble both their parents.
 ~quotations on Vices by George Savile, Marquess de Halifax, Miscellaneous Thoughts and Reflections

   Invest a few moments in thinking. It will pay good interest.
 ~funny answering machine saying by Author Unknown

   Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
 ~saying about answering machine by Author Unknown

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   Troubles are a lot like people - they grow bigger if you nurse them.
 ~quote about Worry by Author Unknown

   Journalists aren't supposed to praise things. It's a violation of work rules almost as serious as buying drinks with our own money or absolving the CIA of something.
 ~quotes on Media Journalism by P.J. O'Rourke

   Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
 ~sayings on Excuses by Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin

   Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
 ~quotations on Alcohol by Herman Jackrabbit Smith-Johannsen

   Partake of love as a temperate man partakes of wine; do not become intoxicated
 ~funny answering machine saying by Alfred de Musset

   Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
 ~saying about answering machine by Chinese Proverb

   Buy what thou hast no Need of and ere long thou shalt sell thy Necessaries.
 ~quote about Debt by Benjamin Franklin

   Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes.
 ~quotes on Taxes by Erving Goffman

   Why should moral distinction be made between death by the spirochete and death by the streptococcus?
 ~sayings on Morality by Martin H. Fischer

   When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
 ~quotations on Government by George Pataki

   God was just showing off when he created you.
 ~funny answering machine saying by From the movie Keeping the Faith

   There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some.
 ~saying about answering machine by Martin A. Sullivan

   Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
 ~quote about Places by Truman Capote

   I don't create poetry, I create myself, for me my poems are a way to me.
 ~quotes on Poetry by Edith Södergran

   This strange disease of modern life, with its sick hurry, its divided aims.
 ~sayings on Haste by Matthew Arnold

   Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
 ~quotations on Goals by Doug Larson

   It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
 ~funny answering machine saying by Henry David Thoreau

   Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.
 ~saying about answering machine by Benjamin Franklin

   I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business.
 ~quote about Business by Henry David Thoreau

   Mind is everything. Muscle - pieces of rubber. All that I am, I am because of my mind.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Paavo Nurmi

   Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat.
 ~sayings on Caffeine by Author Unknown

   There comes a time when a woman needs to stop thinking about her looks and focus her energies on raising her children. This time comes at the moment of conception. A child needs a role model, not a supermodel.
 ~quotations on Society by Astrid Alauda, on the hot mom trend

   I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
 ~funny answering machine saying by Mark Twain

   The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention
 ~saying about answering machine by Oscar Wilde

   Small is the number of people who see with their eyes and think with their minds.
 ~quote about Prejudice by Albert Einstein

   By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
 ~quotes on Jobs by Robert Frost

   A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.
 ~sayings on Music by Benny Green

   None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free
 ~quotations on Freedom by Johann Wolfgang

   We can’t choose our relatives, but we can choose our thoughts which influence us much more.
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   Moonlight is sculpture.
 ~saying about answering machine by Nathaniel Hawthorne

   You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet.
 ~quote about Nature by Hal Borland, Sundial of the Seasons, 1964

   How bold one gets when one is sure of being loved
 ~quotes on Love Quotes by Sigmund Freud

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