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   If it's natural to kill, why do men have to go into training to learn how?
 ~quote about War by Joan Baez, What Would You Do If....?

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   Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
 ~quotes on Marriage by Jackie Gleason

   Failure to plan is unknowing planning to fail.
 ~sayings on Self Discipline by

   I have spent my days stringing and unstringing my instrument, while the song I came to sing remains unsung.
 ~quotations on Carpe Diem by Tagore

   If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Russell P. Askue

   If you ain't just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven't studied the games enough.
 ~saying about answering machine by VP Pappy

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   If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.
 ~quote about Food by Sally Edwards

   The absolute fundamental aim is to make money out of satisfying customers.
 ~quotes on Business by John Egan

   Each forward step we take we leave some phantom of ourselves behind.
 ~sayings on Philosophical by John Lancaster Spalding

   The cigarette does the smoking - you're just the sucker.
 ~quotations on Smoking by Author Unknown

   You must be at the end of your ropeI felt a tug
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Author Unknown

   The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
 ~saying about answering machine by Andy Rooney

   Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself.
 ~quote about Bores by Gerald Brenan

   I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
 ~quotes on Luck by Thomas Jefferson

   I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake.
 ~sayings on Sleep by Author Unknown

   I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
 ~quotations on Laughter by Woody Allen

   In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a day's work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for twenty years.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Jacques Barzun

   It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
 ~saying about answering machine by G.K. Chesterton

   You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
 ~quote about Religion by Anne Lamott

   Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
 ~quotes on Grandparents by Doug Larson

   When the wine goes in, strange things come out
 ~sayings on Party Invitations by Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799

   All the mistakes I make arise from forsaking my own station and trying to see the object from another person's point of view.
 ~quotations on Being Yourself by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Clarence Budington Kelland

   When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened
 ~saying about answering machine by Sir Winston Churchill

   Nurses can take the pressure.
 ~quote about Nurses by Author Unknown

   All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise from their not seeing them and being with them, but from their apprehension that their husbands are enjoying pleasures in which they do not participate, and which, from their being at a distance, they have not the power of interrupting.
 ~sayings on Marriage by Michel de Montaigne

   Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at batThen fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's moundPut first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three togetherOf course, in case of rain, you gott
 ~quotations on Fathers Day by Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

   Flip yoga backwards, throw in an n, and you've got agony.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by The Quote Garden

   I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.
 ~saying about answering machine by Author Unknown

   Profit in business comes from repeat customers, customers that boast about your project or service, and that bring friends with them
 ~quote about Business by W. Edwards Deming

   I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.
 ~quotes on Chakras by Henry David Thoreau

   When we lose God, it is not God who is lost.
 ~sayings on God by Author Unknown

   Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
 ~quotations on Attitude by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
 ~funny answering machine sayings by Charles Pierce, 1980

   Look to this day; for it is life, the very life of life! In its brief span lie all the opportunities of your existence, the bliss of growth, the glory of action, the splendor of adventure.
 ~saying about answering machine by

   Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.
 ~quote about Promises by Edgar Watson Howe

   Nothing is more precious than time – nor less valued. It’s richest treasure. Invest it profitably.
 ~quotes on Self Improvement by

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