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   You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
 ~quote about Life by Quentin Crisp

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   If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?
 ~quotes on Women by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways.
 ~sayings on Integrity by Buddha

   All creatures who have ever walked have wished that they might fly. With highwheelers a flesh and blood man can hitch wings to his feet.
 ~quotations on Bicycling by Karl Kron, Ten Thousand Miles on a Bicycle

   There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

   Mr. Ward, what is it that the foulest bastards on earth denounce us for, among other things? Oh yes, for our motto of 'Business as usual.' Well--business as usual, Mr. Ward
 ~saying about as hell by Ayn Rand

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   To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead.
 ~quote about Death by Samuel Butler

   One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it.
 ~quotes on Marriage by George MacDonald

   If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
 ~sayings on Prosperity by Frank Lloyd Wright

   Life is half spent before we know what it is.
 ~quotations on Life by George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651

   I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Woody Allen, on the Ku Klux Klan

   Never say, oops. Always say, Ah, interesting.
 ~saying about as hell by Author Unknown

   Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
 ~quote about Unknown by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Children and lunatics cut the Gordian knot which the poet spends his life patiently trying to untie.
 ~quotes on Poetry by Jean Cocteau

   A man to carry on a successful business must have imagination. He must see things as in a vision, a dream of the whole thing
 ~sayings on Business by Charles M Schwab

   Men fight for freedom, then they begin to accumulate laws to take it away from themselves.
 ~quotations on Freedom by Author Unknown

   A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Charles Lamb, Last Essays of Elia, 1833

   The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
 ~saying about as hell by J. Frank Dobie

   I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
 ~quote about Dogs by Author Unknown

   Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by Groucho Marx

   Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.
 ~sayings on Love by Author Unknown

   Dancing in all its forms cannot be excluded from the curriculum of all noble education; dancing with the feet, with ideas, with words, and, need I add that one must also be able to dance with the pen?
 ~quotations on Dancing by Friedrich Nietzsche

   Be enthusiastic. Remember the placebo effect - 30% of medicine is showbiz.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Ronald Spark

   There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
 ~saying about as hell by James Thurber

   Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
 ~quote about Golf by John Updike

   Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
 ~quotes on Science by Albert Einstein

   I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
 ~sayings on Famous Saying by Mark Twain

   Although there are many trial marriages... there is no such thing as a trial child.
 ~quotations on Parenting by Gail Sheehy

   Good company upon the road is the shortest cut.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Author Unknown

   Unselfish and noble actions are the most radiant pages in the biography of souls
 ~saying about as hell by David Thomas

   The animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours, they move finished and complete, gifted with extension of the senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren; they are not underlings; they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendor and travail of the earth.
 ~quote about Animal Rights by Henry Beston, The Outermost House, 1928

   The expression to write something down suggests a descent of thought to the fingers whose movements immediately falsify it.
 ~quotes on Writing by William Gass, Habitations of the Word, Kenyon Review, October 1984

   We haven't come a long way, we've come a short way. If we hadn't come a short way, no one would be calling us baby.
 ~sayings on Feminism by Elizabeth Janeway

   Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
 ~quotations on Groundhog Day by Robin Williams

   The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Will Rogers

   We give up leisure in order that we may have leisure, just as we go to war in order that we may have peace.
 ~saying about as hell by Aristotle

   If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
 ~quote about Dogs by Andy Rooney

   Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
 ~quotes on Integrity by Henry David Thoreau

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