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Study a lifetime and you see different colors from the same jewel. The same questions, asked again, being you just the answers you need just the minute you need them.
~quotes on Jewelry by Richard Bach The friendship that can cease has never been real
~sayings on Friends by Saint Jerome When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch.
~quotations on Carpe Diem by Author unknown, from a television commercial The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off
~funny as hell sayings by Abe Lemons Science does not know its debt to imagination.
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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
~quote about Politics by Robert Byrne The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
~quotes on Humorous by Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes I am grateful for the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and floors that need waxing because it means I have a home
~sayings on Housewarming by Author Unknown You are not obliged to put on evening clothes to meet God.
~quotations on God by Austin O'Malley A committee is an animal with four back legs.
~funny as hell sayings by John le Carré, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born
~saying about as hell by Dale E. Turner If my resolution to be a great man was half so strong as it is to despise the shame of being a little one...
~quote about Attitude by William Cowper Minor vices lead to major ones, but minor virtues stay put.
~quotes on Vices by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you.
~sayings on Love by Author Unknown If a healthy minded person takes an interest in science, he gets busy with his mathematics and haunts the laboratory.
~quotations on Math by W.S. Franklin When you no longer know what headache, heartache, or stomachache means without cistern punctures, electrocardiograms and six x-ray plates, you are slipping.
~funny as hell sayings by Martin H. Fischer Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance.
~saying about as hell by Ruth E. Renkel To give vent now and then to his feelings, whether of pleasure or discontent, is a great ease to a man's heart.
~quote about Chakras by Francesco Guicciardini If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances.
~quotes on Risk by Julia Sorel (Rosalyn Drexler), See How She Runs, 1978 The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.
~sayings on Mothers by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 It is in moments of illness that we are compelled to recognize that we live not alone but chained to a creature of a different kingdom, whole worlds apart, who has no knowledge of us and by whom it is impossible to make ourselves understood: our body.
~quotations on Body by Marcel Proust Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend.
~funny as hell sayings by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Journals, 1843 Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
~saying about as hell by Polish Proverb A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
~quote about Business by Howard Scott In those days a decree went out from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be enrolled. This was the first enrollment, when Quirini-us was governor of Syria. And all went to be enrolled, each to his own city. And Joseph also went up from Galilee, from the city of Nazareth, to Judea, to the city of David, which is called Bethlehem, because he was of the house and lineage of David, to be enrolled with Mary, his betrothed, who was with child. And while they were there, the time came for her to be delivered. And she gave birth to her first-born son and wrapped him in swaddling cloths, and laid him in a manger, because there was no place for them in the inn
~quotes on Birth by Luke John It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
~sayings on Quotations by Franklin P. Jones All of us encounter, at least once in our life, some individual who utters words that make us think forever. There are men whose phrases are oracles; who can condense in one sentence the secrets of life; who blurt out an aphorism that forms a character, or illustrates an existence.
~quotations on Quotations by Benjamin Disraeli A happy childhood can't be cured. Mine'll hang around my neck like a rainbow, that's all, instead of a noose.
~funny as hell sayings by Hortense Calisher, Queenie, 1971 Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
~saying about as hell by Woody Allen Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
~quote about Perseverance by Christopher Morley Relationships of all kinds are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost
~quotes on Freedom by Kaleel Jamison Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.
~sayings on Fear by Shirley Maclaine Hugs are the universal medicine.
~quotations on Hugs by Author Unknown If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor.
~funny as hell sayings by Christiaan Barnard
No matter what you do, no matter how stupid, dumb or damaging you judge it to be, there is a lesson to be learned from it. No matter what happens to you, no matter how unfair, inequitable or wrong, there’s something you can take from the situation and use for your advancement.
~saying about as hell by Peter McWilliams It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live?
~quote about Age by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
~quotes on Happiness by Aesop
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