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   Dr. Miller says we are pessimistic because life seems like a very bad, very screwed-up film. If you ask What the hell is wrong with the projector? and go up to the control room, you find it's empty. You are the projectionist, and you should have been up there all the time.
 ~quote about Responsibility by Colin Wilson

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   RUN.bitch.RUN.
 ~quotes on Attitude by AJM.

   Rejoice in the things that are present; all else is beyond thee.
 ~sayings on Living by Montaigne

   It is hardly respectable to be good nowadays.
 ~quotations on Virtue by Edith Sitwell

   There is nothing that war has ever achieved that we could not better achieve without it.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Havelock Ellis

   A pure hand needs no glove to cover it.
 ~saying about as hell by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

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   Sanity may be madness but the maddest of all is to see life as it is and not as it should be.
 ~quote about Hope by Don Quixote

   That is a good book which is opened with expectation and closed with profit.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by Amos Bronson Alcott

   When you're feeling your worst, that's when you get to know yourself the best.
 ~sayings on Adversity by Leslie Grossman

   Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
 ~quotations on Laughter by Friedrich Nietzsche

   The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Marcus Dolengo

   Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world.
 ~saying about as hell by Arthur Schopenhauer, Studies in Pessimism, Psychological Observations, 1851

   When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours."
 ~quote about Columbus Day by Vine Deloria, Jr.

   A great library contains the diary of the human race.
 ~quotes on Libraries by George Mercer Dawson

   The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
 ~sayings on Mistakes by Edward Phelps

   I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.
 ~quotations on Alcohol by Don Marquis

   I dropped a tear in the oceanThe day you find it is the day I will stop missing you
 ~funny as hell sayings by Author Unknown

   You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets
 ~saying about as hell by Erma Bombeck

   Never let the hand you hold, hold you down.
 ~quote about Feminism by Author Unknown

   The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person.
 ~quotes on Imagination by Frank Barron, Think, November-December 1962

   Every path hath a puddle
 ~sayings on Adversity by George Herbert, "Jacula Prudentum"

   A dozen fine qualities are not enough to make up for the lack of money.
 ~quotations on Financial by

   Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Lewis C. Henry

   My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
 ~saying about as hell by Gene Perret

   Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made [man] is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.
 ~quote about Animal Rights by Mark Twain

   If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.
 ~quotes on Goals by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
 ~sayings on Conformity by Henrik Ibsen

   I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
 ~quotations on Humorous by Elayne Boosler

   It is always in the midst, in the epicenter, of your troubles that you find serenity
 ~funny as hell sayings by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wartime Writings 1939-1944, translated from French by Norah Purcell

   God is closest to those with broken hearts.
 ~saying about as hell by Jewish Saying

   Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?
 ~quote about Sex by From the television show The Golden Girls

   Humanity is on the march, earth itself is left behind.
 ~quotes on Humankind by David Ehrenfeld, The Arrogance of Humanism, 1978

   Every day say to yourself: something good is going to happen to me today.
 ~sayings on Attitude by

   Death twitches my ear. Live, he says, I am coming.
 ~quotations on Carpe Diem by Virgil (Publius Vergilius Maro), Minor Poems, Copa

   If history were a photograph of the past it would be flat and uninspiring. Happily, it is a painting; and, like all works of art, it fails of the highest truth unless imagination and ideas are mixed with the paints.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Allen Nevins

   He who excuses himself accuses himself.
 ~saying about as hell by Gabriel Meurier, Trésor des sentences

   The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
 ~quote about Leadership by Theodore Roosevelt

   I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.
 ~quotes on Love by Javan

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