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   People know you for what you've done, not for what you plan to do.
 ~quote about Effort by Author Unknown

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   There are some defeats more triumphant than victories
 ~quotes on Adversity by Michel de Montaigne

   People sometimes think I'm gay because I once played a gay in a movie. It's funny. Audiences don't think you're a murderer if you play a murderer, but they do think you're gay if you play a gay.
 ~sayings on Homosexuality by Perry King

   If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event... what kind of film would you use?
 ~quotations on Media Journalism by Author Unknown

   You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul's own doing.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Marie Stopes

   It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
 ~saying about as hell by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

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   There is deep wisdom within our very flesh, if we can only come to our senses and feel it.
 ~quote about Self-Discovery by Elizabeth A. Behnke

   If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
 ~quotes on Technology by Frank Lloyd Wright

   Death is a distant rumor to the young.
 ~sayings on Death by Andrew A. Rooney

   The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
 ~quotations on Grandparents by Sam Levenson

   It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Mae West

   We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
 ~saying about as hell by Kenji Miyazawa

   Learn a new language and get a new soul.
 ~quote about Language by Czech Proverb

   We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.
 ~quotes on Listening by Epictetus

   When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
 ~sayings on Hypocrisy by George Bernard Shaw

   The circumstances of the world are so variable that an irrevocable purpose or opinion is almost synonymous with a foolish one.
 ~quotations on Changes by William H. Seward

   Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Sam Austin

   Many persons read and like fiction. It does not tax the intelligence and the intelligence of most of us can so ill afford taxation that we rightly welcome any reading matter which avoids this.
 ~saying about as hell by Rose Macaulay

   Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
 ~quote about Basketball by Ogden Nash

   There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.
 ~quotes on Parenting by George Bernard Shaw

   When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.
 ~sayings on Honesty by Rospo Pallenberg and John Boorman, Excalibur, based on Le Morte d'Arthur by Thomas Malory

   We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance
 ~quotations on Party Invitations by Japanese Proverb

   It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Ornette Coleman

   Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
 ~saying about as hell by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
 ~quote about Integrity by James D. Miles

   People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
 ~quotes on Funny Saying by Anatole France

   If the sight of the blue skies fills you with joy, if a blade of grass springing up in the fields has power to move you, if the simple things of nature have a message that you understand, rejoice, for your soul is alive.
 ~sayings on Nature by Eleonora Duse

   Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
 ~quotations on Love by Author Unknown

   There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Katharine Whitehorn

   But this had been a sin of passion, not of principle, nor even purpose.
 ~saying about as hell by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

   Spring makes its own statement, so loud and clear that the gardener seems to be only one of the instruments, not the composer.
 ~quote about Spring by Geoffrey B. Charlesworth

   Always tell the truth. Even if you have to make it up.
 ~quotes on Honesty by Author Unknown

   Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
 ~sayings on Computers by Michael Sinz

   Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
 ~quotations on Self Discipline by Emerson

   Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Russel Baker

   Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.
 ~saying about as hell by From the television show King of Queens (may not be exact wording), spoken by the character Doug Hef

   When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.
 ~quote about Justice by Edie Cantor

   If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
 ~quotes on Baseball by Dave Barry

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