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   He who buys what he does not need steals from himself.
 ~quote about Consumerism by Author Unknown

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   Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
 ~quotes on Crying by Kurt Vonnegut

   Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.
 ~sayings on Bicycling by John F. Kennedy

   Poetry is life distilled.
 ~quotations on Poetry by Gwendolyn Brooks

   The idea is to die young as late as possible.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Ashley Montagu

   To rule is easy, to govern difficult.
 ~saying about as hell by Johann W. von Goethe

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   He who does not know foreign languages does not know anything about his own.
 ~quote about Language by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Kunst and Alterthum

   God is a concept by which we measure our pain.
 ~quotes on Religion by John Lennon

   Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
 ~sayings on Drugs by P.J. O'Rourke

   Don't refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase - that's what wild geese are for.
 ~quotations on Risk by Author Unknown

   A light supper, a good night's sleep, and a fine morning have often made a hero of the same man who by indigestion, a restless night, and a rainy morning, would have proved a coward.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Earl of Chesterfield

   What we call reality is an agreement that people have arrived at to make life more livable.
 ~saying about as hell by Louise Nevelson

   It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.
 ~quote about Truth by Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia

   Some stories are true that never happened.
 ~quotes on Imagination by Elie Weisel

   Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher.
 ~sayings on Golf by Jim Murray

   friends are like the chocolate chips on the cookies of life, makes it more delicious
 ~quotations on Friendship by unknown

   I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.
 ~funny as hell sayings by David Gerrold

   Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants.
 ~saying about as hell by Lynn Lavner

   Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them.
 ~quote about Habits by Confucius, Analects

   If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.
 ~quotes on Very True by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds.
 ~sayings on Thinking by Will Durant

   A wise man can do no better than to turn from the churches and look up through the airy majesty of the wayside trees with exultation, with resignation, at the unconquerable unimplicated sun.
 ~quotations on Nature by Llewelyn Powys, The Pathetic Fallacy

   Cure yourself of the affliction of caring how you appear to others. Concern yourself only with how you appear before God, concern yourself only with the idea that God may have of you.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Miguel De Unamuno

   Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
 ~saying about as hell by Mark Twain

   Laws are only words written on paper, words that change on society's whim and are interpreted differently daily by politicians, lawyers, judges, and policemen. Anyone who believes that all laws should always be obeyed would have made a fine slave catcher. Anyone who believes that all laws are applied equally, despite race, religion, or economic status, is a fool.
 ~quote about Civil Disobedience by John J. Miller, And Hope to Die

   Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll.
 ~quotes on Adversity by Author Unknown

   In search of my mother's garden, I found my own.
 ~sayings on Self-Discovery by Alice Walker

   With each passing year, one has less to say, and knows better how to say it.
 ~quotations on Society by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Women have been taught that, for us, the earth is flat, and that if we venture out, we will fall off the edge
 ~funny as hell sayings by Author Unknown

   We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival
 ~saying about as hell by Winston Churchill

   One cannot erect, on the basis of a motive that exists only for a very few, an obligation that shall apply to everyone.
 ~quote about Religion by Sigmund Freud, The Future of an Illusion

   I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
 ~quotes on Quotations by Marlene Dietrich

   Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty.
 ~sayings on Justice by Henry Ford

   If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.
 ~quotations on Society by Oliver Herford

   Punishment is now unfashionable... because it creates moral distinctions among men, which, to the democratic mind, are odious. We prefer a meaningless collective guilt to a meaningful individual responsibility.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Thomas Szasz

   A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person
 ~saying about as hell by Mignon McLaughlin

   We're animals. We're born like every other mammal and we live our whole lives around disguised animal thoughts.
 ~quote about Humankind by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   Find the person who will love you because of your differences and
not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life.
 ~quotes on Love by Leo Buscaglia

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