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   Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
 ~quote about Funny Saying by Ed Gardner

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   It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
 ~quotes on Insults by Rose Macaulay

   A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
 ~sayings on Babies by Author Unknown

   Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; wisdom lies in their simplification.
 ~quotations on Wisdom by Martin H. Fischer

   I could prove God statistically. Take the human body alone - the chances that all the functions of an individual would just happen is a statistical monstrosity.
 ~funny as hell sayings by George Gallup

   We speak little if not egged on by vanity.
 ~saying about as hell by François de la Rochefoucauld

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   Many people die with their music still in them. Why is this so? Too often it is because they are always getting ready to live. Before they know it, time runs out.
 ~quote about Carpe Diem by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked, through understanding.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Kahlil Gibran

   The world we have created is a product of our thinking; it cannot be changed without changing our thinking.
 ~sayings on Thinking by Albert Einstein

   Why do you hasten to remove anything which hurts your eye, while if something affects your soul you postpone the cure until next year?
 ~quotations on Soul by Horace

   Be moderate in order to taste the joys of life in abundance.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Epicurus

   Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.
 ~saying about as hell by Honoré de Balzac

   If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
 ~quote about Insects by Betty Reese

   Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.
 ~quotes on Grandparents by Paulette Bates Alden

   Everybody can be great. Because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and your verb agree to serve.... You don't have to know the second theory of thermodynamics in physics to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.
 ~sayings on Helping by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your step as you walk the tightrope of life
 ~quotations on Comedy by William Arthur Ward

   Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
 ~funny as hell sayings by George Carlin

   I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.
 ~saying about as hell by Bob Thaves, Frank & Ernest

   If you love God, burn the church.
 ~quote about Religion by Jello Biafra

   Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
 ~quotes on Golf by A.A. Milne

   Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted, than when we read it in the original author?
 ~sayings on Quotations by Philip G. Hamerton

   Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
 ~quotations on Human Rights by Abraham Lincoln

   It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951

   The little rift between the sexes is astonishingly widened by simply teaching one set of catchwords to the girls and another to the boys.
 ~saying about as hell by Robert Louis Stevenson

   Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
 ~quote about Integrity by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar, Following the Equator, 1897

   If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We couldn't even eat hash with safety.
 ~quotes on Faith by Josh Billings, His Complete Works, 1888

   I believe in God, but I'm not too clear on the other details.
 ~sayings on Religion by Bill Veeck

   The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
 ~quotations on Men by Helen Rowland

   This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

   On thy grave the rain shall fall from the eyes of a mighty nation!
 ~saying about as hell by Thomas William Parsons

   I walk without flinching through the burning cathedral of the summer. My bank of wild grass is majestic and full of music. It is a fire that solitude presses against my lips.
 ~quote about Summer by Violette Leduc, Mad in Pursuit

   Without freedom, no one really has a name.
 ~quotes on Freedom by Milton Acorda

   That home made degree D.I.N (do it now) has turn more little shots into big shots - that any college degree.
 ~sayings on Self Discipline by

   Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
 ~quotations on Parenting by Erma Bombeck

   Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness, teach them how to cry.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Joan Baez, Sexism Seen but not Heard, Los Angeles Times, 1974

   Even God has to practice his putting.
 ~saying about as hell by Golf Saying

   Firmly believe you have reserves of health, energy, strength, and endurance and that firm belief will help bring them about.
 ~quote about Attitude by

   I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
 ~quotes on Sex by Jay McInerney

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