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   I firmly believe that if the whole materia medica could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be all the better for mankind and all the worse for the fishes.
 ~quote about Medical by Oliver Wendell Holmes

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   In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. The truth is precisely the opposite: it begins all.
 ~quotes on Marriage by Anne Sophie Swetchine

   The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.
 ~sayings on Dogs by Henry Ward Beecher

   Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
 ~quotations on Happiness by Buddha

   He who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Robert Browning

   Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
 ~saying about as hell by Roseanne Barr

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   Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
 ~quote about Smiles by Jim Beggs

   A man willing to work, and unable to find work, is perhaps the saddest sight that fortune's inequality exhibits under this sun.
 ~quotes on Unemployment by Thomas Carlyle

   As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
 ~sayings on Worry by Thomas A. Edison

   There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in travelling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift one's position, and be bruised in a new place.
 ~quotations on Changes by Washington Irving

   They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Ernest Hemingway

   Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner.
 ~saying about as hell by Lynda Montgomery

   In its broadest ecological context, economic development is the development of more intensive ways of exploiting the natural environment.
 ~quote about Environment by Richard Wilkinson

   Did you ever hear anyone say, That work had better be banned because I might read it and it might be very damaging to me?
 ~quotes on Censorship by Joseph Henry Jackson

   Half of the world’s work is done by people who don’t feel good.
 ~sayings on Attitude by

   It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
 ~quotations on Alcohol by Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker

   The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Henry David Thoreau, Walden

   The friend, the teacher, the merchant and preacher treat you according to your bank account.
 ~saying about as hell by

   None preach better than the ant. And he says nothing. He preaches by example.
 ~quote about Personality by

   Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
 ~quotes on Conformity by Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854

   Love - the feeling - is a fruit of love, the verb.
 ~sayings on Friendship by Stephen Covey

   I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?
 ~quotations on Luck by Jean Cocteau

   Every evil is some good spelt backwards, and in it the wise know how to read Wisdom.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Coventry Patmore

   Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
 ~saying about as hell by Jim Murray

   Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.
 ~quote about Love by Francesca M. Cancian

   A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.
 ~quotes on Perspective by Samuel Grafton

   Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue.
 ~sayings on God by Eugene O'Neill, The Great God Brown, 1926

   Capital punishment: The income tax.
 ~quotations on Taxes by Jeff Hayes

   The world just does not fit conveniently into the format of a 35mm camera.
 ~funny as hell sayings by W. Eugene Smith

   The gap in our economy is between what we have and what we think we ought to have - and that is a moral problem, not an economic one.
 ~saying about as hell by Paul Heyne

   Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal
 ~quote about Attitude by Tupac Shakur

   Is solace anywhere more comforting than in the arms of a sister.
 ~quotes on Sisters by Alice Walker

   It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you
 ~sayings on Independence Day by Dick Cheney

   You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.
 ~quotations on Wise Words by Steven D. Woodhull

   All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Cathy Ladman

   All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.
 ~saying about as hell by Chris Hart

   The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.
 ~quote about Food by Beatrice & Ira Freeman

   Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
 ~quotes on Civilization by H.G. Wells, The Outline of History

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