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   That is a good book which is opened with expectation and closed with profit.
 ~quote about Books Reading by Amos Bronson Alcott

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   When you're feeling your worst, that's when you get to know yourself the best.
 ~quotes on Adversity by Leslie Grossman

   Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
 ~sayings on Laughter by Friedrich Nietzsche

   The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.
 ~quotations on Computers by Marcus Dolengo

   Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Arthur Schopenhauer, Studies in Pessimism, Psychological Observations, 1851

   When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours."
 ~saying about as hell by Vine Deloria, Jr.

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   A great library contains the diary of the human race.
 ~quote about Libraries by George Mercer Dawson

   The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
 ~quotes on Mistakes by Edward Phelps

   I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.
 ~sayings on Alcohol by Don Marquis

   I dropped a tear in the oceanThe day you find it is the day I will stop missing you
 ~quotations on Missing You by Author Unknown

   You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets
 ~funny as hell sayings by Erma Bombeck

   Never let the hand you hold, hold you down.
 ~saying about as hell by Author Unknown

   The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person.
 ~quote about Imagination by Frank Barron, Think, November-December 1962

   Every path hath a puddle
 ~quotes on Adversity by George Herbert, "Jacula Prudentum"

   A dozen fine qualities are not enough to make up for the lack of money.
 ~sayings on Financial by

   Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.
 ~quotations on Dieting by Lewis C. Henry

   My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Gene Perret

   Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made [man] is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.
 ~saying about as hell by Mark Twain

   If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.
 ~quote about Goals by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
 ~quotes on Conformity by Henrik Ibsen

   I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
 ~sayings on Humorous by Elayne Boosler

   It is always in the midst, in the epicenter, of your troubles that you find serenity
 ~quotations on Adversity by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wartime Writings 1939-1944, translated from French by Norah Purcell

   God is closest to those with broken hearts.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Jewish Saying

   Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?
 ~saying about as hell by From the television show The Golden Girls

   Humanity is on the march, earth itself is left behind.
 ~quote about Humankind by David Ehrenfeld, The Arrogance of Humanism, 1978

   Every day say to yourself: something good is going to happen to me today.
 ~quotes on Attitude by

   Death twitches my ear. Live, he says, I am coming.
 ~sayings on Carpe Diem by Virgil (Publius Vergilius Maro), Minor Poems, Copa

   If history were a photograph of the past it would be flat and uninspiring. Happily, it is a painting; and, like all works of art, it fails of the highest truth unless imagination and ideas are mixed with the paints.
 ~quotations on History by Allen Nevins

   He who excuses himself accuses himself.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Gabriel Meurier, Trésor des sentences

   The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
 ~saying about as hell by Theodore Roosevelt

   I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.
 ~quote about Love by Javan

   A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.
 ~quotes on Women by Diana Stürm

   It's better to live with a sad truth than with all the happy progress talk you get up here in the North.
 ~sayings on Attitude by Robert M. Pirsig

   To help people most, never share your riches, help them discover their own.
 ~quotations on Wealth by

   Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.
 ~funny as hell sayings by George Chapman

   Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.

 ~saying about as hell by Richard Bach

   Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around
 ~quote about Sweetest Day by Leo Buscaglia

   Every writer I know has trouble writing.
 ~quotes on Writing by Joseph Heller

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