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The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware. ~quote about Life by Henry Miller
My boyfriend asked me why women think firemen are sexy, so I explained the pole theory: Men love women who slide down poles, and women love men who slide down poles. Subject dropped. ~quotes on Men by Terri Guillemets
The moment when you first wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours. No matter how weary or dreary you may feel, you possess the certainty that, during the day that lies before you, absolutely anything may happen. And the fact that it practically always doesn't, matters not a jot. The possibility is always there. ~sayings on Carpe Diem by Monica Baldwin
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. ~quotations on Friendship by Virginia Woolf
Put your future in good hands - your own ~funny as hell sayings by Author Unknown
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. ~saying about as hell by Albert Einstein, The World As I See It, 1934
Seven days without laughter makes one weak. ~quote about Laughter by Mort Walker
Apology is a lovely perfume; it can transform the clumsiest moment into a gracious gift ~quotes on I'm Sorry by Margaret Lee Runbeck
You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back. ~sayings on Parenting by William D. Tammeus
The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want. ~quotations on Self-Discovery by Ben Stein
I firmly believe that if the whole materia medica could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be all the better for mankind and all the worse for the fishes. ~funny as hell sayings by Oliver Wendell Holmes
In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. The truth is precisely the opposite: it begins all. ~saying about as hell by Anne Sophie Swetchine
The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic. ~quote about Dogs by Henry Ward Beecher
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. ~quotes on Happiness by Buddha
He who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. ~sayings on Music by Robert Browning
Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. ~quotations on Men by Roseanne Barr
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. ~funny as hell sayings by Jim Beggs
A man willing to work, and unable to find work, is perhaps the saddest sight that fortune's inequality exhibits under this sun. ~saying about as hell by Thomas Carlyle
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. ~quote about Worry by Thomas A. Edison
There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in travelling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift one's position, and be bruised in a new place. ~quotes on Changes by Washington Irving
They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason. ~sayings on War by Ernest Hemingway
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner. ~quotations on Vegetarianism by Lynda Montgomery
In its broadest ecological context, economic development is the development of more intensive ways of exploiting the natural environment. ~funny as hell sayings by Richard Wilkinson
Did you ever hear anyone say, That work had better be banned because I might read it and it might be very damaging to me? ~saying about as hell by Joseph Henry Jackson
Half of the world’s work is done by people who don’t feel good. ~quote about Attitude by
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ~quotes on Alcohol by Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. ~sayings on Life by Henry David Thoreau, Walden
The friend, the teacher, the merchant and preacher treat you according to your bank account. ~quotations on Financial by
None preach better than the ant. And he says nothing. He preaches by example. ~funny as hell sayings by
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. ~saying about as hell by Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854
Love - the feeling - is a fruit of love, the verb. ~quote about Friendship by Stephen Covey
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? ~quotes on Luck by Jean Cocteau
Every evil is some good spelt backwards, and in it the wise know how to read Wisdom. ~sayings on Adversity by Coventry Patmore
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball. ~quotations on Baseball by Jim Murray
Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. ~funny as hell sayings by Francesca M. Cancian
A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. ~saying about as hell by Samuel Grafton
Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue. ~quote about God by Eugene O'Neill, The Great God Brown, 1926
Capital punishment: The income tax. ~quotes on Taxes by Jeff Hayes