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   Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs.
 ~quote about Body by Aldous Huxley

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   He fed his spirit with the bread of books.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by Edwin Markham

   Human destiny is bound to remain a gamble, because at some unpredictable time and in some unforeseeable manner nature will strike back.
 ~sayings on Environment by Rene Dubos, Mirage of Health, 1959

   A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
 ~quotations on Sleep by Charlotte Brontë

   The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Mark Twain, Reflections on Being the Delight of God.

   This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave
 ~saying about as hell by Elmer Davis

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   Death ends a life, not a relationship
 ~quote about Death by Jack Lemmon

   Who sees all beings in his own Self, and his own Self in all beings, loses all fear.
 ~quotes on Equality Difference by Isa Upanishad

   Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
 ~sayings on Dogs by Agnes Repplier

   Invent a past for the present.
 ~quotations on Hawww by Daniel Stern

   It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterwards.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Baltasar Gracian

   Scrapbooking fills my days - not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets!
 ~saying about as hell by Author Unknown

   Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
 ~quote about Life by Danny Kaye

   Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
 ~quotes on Philosophical by Henri Louis Bergson

   Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch
 ~sayings on Movie by Dave James

   Be not afraid of going slowly; be afraid only of standing still.
 ~quotations on Effort by Chinese Proverb

   The joy of meeting pays the pangs of absence; else who could bear it?
 ~funny as hell sayings by Nicholas Rowe

   God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through.
 ~saying about as hell by Paul Valéry, Mauvaises pensées et autres, 1942

   You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.
 ~quote about Helping by Kahlil Gibran

   God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
 ~quotes on Birds by Jacques Deval, Afin de vivre bel et bien

   Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
 ~sayings on Compliments by Homer Simpson

   Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.
 ~quotations on Fishing by Author Unknown

   If food is your best friend, it's also your worst enemy.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Grandpa Edward Jones, 1978

   No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.
 ~saying about as hell by Abraham Lincoln

   True silence is the rest of the mind, and is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment.
 ~quote about Solitude by William Penn

   Prejudices subsist in people's imagination long after they have been destroyed by their experience.
 ~quotes on Prejudice by Ernest Dimnet

   Every man feels instinctively that all the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.
 ~sayings on Helping by Lowell

   Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing Embraceable You in spats.
 ~quotations on Trees by Woody Allen

   Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Robert Heinlein

   Wait, I just remembered something! You're boring and my legs work
 ~saying about as hell by David Spade

   A free press can be good or bad, but, most certainly, without freedom a press will never be anything but bad.
 ~quote about Censorship by Albert Camus

   A leader or a man of action in a crisis almost always acts subconsciously and then thinks of the reasons for his action.
 ~quotes on Intuition by Jawaharlal Nehru

   Go ahead and squander your chi. But I guarantee you heaven isn't in Miss March's pussy.... Heaven is on the other side of that feeling you get when you're sitting on the couch and you get up and make a triple-decker sandwich. It's on the other side of that, when you don't make the sandwich. It's about sacrifice.... It's about giving up the things that basically keep you from feeling. That's what I believe, anyway. I'm always asking, What am I going to give up next? Because I want to feel.
 ~sayings on Self-Control by Jim Carrey, from a Michael Fleming interview in the March 2004 issue of Playboy magazine

   I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.
 ~quotations on Baseball by Tom Clark

   It is easy to understand God as long as you don't try to explain him.
 ~funny as hell sayings by Joseph Joubert

   The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
 ~saying about as hell by Robert Byrne

   Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
 ~quote about Marriage by Isadora Duncan

   Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known
 ~quotes on Adversity by Garrison Keillor

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