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   Never dwell on what you have lost, only on what you have left. Count your blessings. You’ll always find plenty. You most prized possessions are your un-expired years.
 ~quote about Happiness by

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   It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
 ~quotes on Brothers by Dylan Thomas

   The college degree is no longer the golden key to success, the golden key is GOAL SETTING and WILL POWER.
 ~sayings on Goals by

   They fell, but o'er their glorious grave, Floats free the banner of the cause they died to save.
 ~quotations on Memorial Day by Francis Marion Crawford

   A useless life is an early death.
 ~funny ass quote by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   It is impossible to overlook the extent to which civilization is built upon a renunciation of instinct.
 ~saying about ass by Sigmund Freud, Civilization and Its Discontents

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   Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.
 ~quote about Brothers by Vietnamese Proverb

   The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly
 ~quotes on Anniversaries by Peter De Vries

   Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.
 ~sayings on Relationships by Swedish Proverb

   From the satisfaction of desire there may arise, accompanying joy and as it were sheltering behind it, something not unlike despair.
 ~quotations on Miscellaneous by André Gide, The Counterfeiters, 1925

   The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
 ~funny ass quote by Jim Davis

   Teach this triple truth to all: A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the things which renew humanity.
 ~saying about ass by Buddha

   History: the category of human phenomena which tends to catastrophe.
 ~quote about History by Jules Romains, Men of Good Will

   When life gives u lemons, make lemonade, then find someone whos life gave em liquor and mix some drinks :)
 ~quotes on Living by

   Prize fighters can sometimes read and write when they start - but they can't when they finish.
 ~sayings on Sports by Martin H. Fischer

   Bygone troubles are good to tell
 ~quotations on Adversity by Yiddish Proverb

   Nobody can do everything, but everyone can do something
 ~funny ass quote by Author Unknown

   If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain; If I can ease one life the aching, Or cool one pain, Or help one fainting robin Into his nest again, I shall not live in vain
 ~saying about ass by Emily Dickinson

   Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves.
 ~quote about Nature by John Muir

   America’s greatest banker: In my 43 years of banking, I never knew of anyone who saved money on large income who didn’t get the habit on small one.
 ~quotes on Financial by J. P. Morgan

   The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
 ~sayings on Society by Daniel Webster

   If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
 ~quotations on Alcohol by Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker

   Most of our diversions do not so much delay death as accustom us to it.
 ~funny ass quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Our modern society is engaged in polishing and decorating the cage in which man is kept imprisoned.
 ~saying about ass by Swami Nirmalananda, Enlightened Anarchism

   The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
 ~quote about Stress by Attributed to both Jim Goodwin and Sydney J. Harris

   If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies
 ~quotes on Butterfly by Unknown

   We are all born mad. Some remain so
 ~sayings on Birth by Samuel Beckett

   Time and space - time to be alone, space to move about - these may well become the great scarcities of tomorrow.
 ~quotations on Environment by Edwin Way Teale, Autumn Across America, 1956

   He does not need opium. He has the gift of reverie.
 ~funny ass quote by Anais Nin

   I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
 ~saying about ass by Author Unknown

   Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
 ~quote about Sex by Author unknown, advice to teenage boys, quoted in Friendly Advice compiled by Jon Winokur

   Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library. A company of the wisest and wittiest men that could be picked out of all civil countries, in a thousand years, have set in best order the results of their learning and wisdom. The men themselves were hid and inaccessible, solitary, impatient of interruption, fenced by etiquette; but the thought which they did not uncover to their bosom friend is here written out in transparent words to us, the strangers of another age.
 ~quotes on Libraries by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Books, Society and Solitude

   Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say
 ~sayings on Friends by Unknown

   Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.
 ~quotations on Trees by Henry David Thoreau, Chesuncook, The Maine Woods, 1848

   There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong.
 ~funny ass quote by G.K. Chesterton

   Beware the fury of a patient man.
 ~saying about ass by John Dryden, Absolam and Achitophel, 1680

   The world is your school.
 ~quote about Experience. by Martin H. Fischer

   One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter
 ~quotes on Friends by Francoise Sagan

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