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   If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon.
 ~quote about Prejudice by George Aiken

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   Men make use of their illnesses at least as much as they are made use of by them.
 ~quotes on Health by Aldous Huxley

   A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
 ~sayings on Humor by Jessie Jackson

   [H]istory is a melodrama on the theme of parasitism, characterized by scenes that are exciting or dull, as the case may be, and many a sudden stagetrick.
 ~quotations on History by Max Nordau, The Interpretation of History

   A great part of life consists in contemplating what we cannot cure.
 ~funny ass quotes by Robert Louis Stevenson

   I never question what to do, it tells me what to do. The photographs make themselves with my help.
 ~saying about ass by Ruth Bernhard

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   He that struggles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.
 ~quote about Adversity by Edmund Burke, The Revolution in France, 1790

   [U]sefulness is happiness, and... all other things are but incidental.
 ~quotes on Helping by Lydia Maria Child, The American Frugal Housewife, 1829

   A hundred men together are the hundredth part of a man.
 ~sayings on People by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it.
 ~quotations on Sex by D.H. Lawrence

   All man's troubles come from not knowing how to sit still in one room.
 ~funny ass quotes by Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670

   A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault.
 ~saying about ass by John Henry Newman

   The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.
 ~quote about Computers by John Allen Paulos

   Woman was God's second mistake.
 ~quotes on Famous Saying by Friedrich Nietzsche

   I didn't know I had a quarrel with him.
 ~sayings on Religion by Henry Thoreau in answer to the question, Have you made your peace with God?

   Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell.
 ~quotations on Medical by Lewis G. Janes

   I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness.
 ~funny ass quotes by Emily Dickinson

   Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgment.
 ~saying about ass by Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665

   To labor is to pray.
 ~quote about Labor by Motto of the Benedictines

   Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese
 ~quotes on Retirement by Gene Perret

   Science is a cemetery of dead ideas.
 ~sayings on Science by Miguel de Unamuno, The Tragic Sense of Life, 1913

   My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide.
 ~quotations on Scrapbooking by Author Unknown

   [History is] that terrible mill in which sawdust rejoins sawdust.
 ~funny ass quotes by Edith Sitwell

   God created us, but he gave us the power of choice to shape our own lives and fortunes.
 ~saying about ass by

   Travelers never think that they are the foreigners.
 ~quote about Travel by Mason Cooley

   Black Power alone is no more insurance against social injustice than white power
 ~quotes on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Martin Luther King, Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967

   Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in jail.
 ~sayings on Society by Benjamin R. Barber

   I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
 ~quotations on Medical by Bill Walton

   I'm sixty years of ageThat's 16 Celsius
 ~funny ass quotes by George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

   Dead upon the field of glory,, Hero fit for song and story.
 ~saying about ass by John Randolph Thompason

   You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
 ~quote about Women by J.M. Barrie, What Every Woman Knows

   God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
 ~quotes on Being Yourself by William Shakespeare

   A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.
 ~sayings on Smiles by Washington Irving

   No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
 ~quotations on Marriage by H.L. Mencken

   Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
 ~funny ass quotes by Lin Yutang

   Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, She doesn't have what it takes. They will say, Women don't have what it takes.
 ~saying about ass by Clare Boothe Luce

   I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art.
 ~quote about Love by Thomas Moore

   Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
 ~quotes on Honesty by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard

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