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   I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas DayWe try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of the whole yearAs for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the yearAnd thus I drift along into the holida
 ~quote about Christmas by David Grayson

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   Men will sooner surrender their rights than their customs.
 ~quotes on Conformity by Moritz Guedemann

   All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.
 ~sayings on Attitude by Anatole France

   There are two things that one must get used to or one will find life unendurable: the damages of time and injustices of men.
 ~quotations on Adversity by Nicolas Chamfort

   The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
 ~funny ass quotes by Alfred Hitchcock

   I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
 ~saying about ass by Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

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   Give the church a place in the Constitution, let her touch once more the sword of power, and the priceless fruit of all ages will turn to ashes on the lips of men.
 ~quote about Religion by Robert G. Ingersoll, Ingersoll's Works, Vol. 1

   So long as all the increased wealth which modern progress brings goes but to build up great fortunes, to increase luxury and make sharper the contrast between the House of Have and the House of Want, progress is not real and cannot be permanent.
 ~quotes on Society by Henry George, Progress and Poverty, 1879

   Adornment is never anything except a reflection of the heart.
 ~sayings on Clothing by Gabrielle Coco Chanel

   Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people.
 ~quotations on Food by Elizabeth Berry

   Some see a hopeless end, while others see an endless hope.
 ~funny ass quotes by Author Unknown

   The thoughts that come often unsought, and, as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.
 ~saying about ass by John Locke, 16 May 1699

   Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
 ~quote about Smiles by W.C. Fields

   So long as God reveals Himself, or doesn't, He is behaving like God.
 ~quotes on God by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.
 ~sayings on Perfection by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Player Piano

   Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.
 ~quotations on Grandparents by Gene Perret

   Better than low taxes for mending hard times is the habit of spending less than we earn. Wealth comes oftener from decreasing our wants than from increasing our income. A real sign of growing sense is learning to reduce expenses.
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   Cruelty is one fashion statement we can all do without.
 ~saying about ass by Rue McClanahan

   Success is due less to ability than to zeal.
 ~quote about Attitude by Charles Buxton

   Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
 ~quotes on Courage by Robert Cody

   The body never lies.
 ~sayings on Chakras by Martha Graham

   To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.
 ~quotations on Environment by Buddha

   If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.
 ~funny ass quotes by Don Marquis

   No one does anything from a single motive
 ~saying about ass by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

   The place was always cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck.
 ~quote about Baseball by Andre Dawson, on Montreal

   I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.
 ~quotes on Gratitude by Benjamin Disraeli

   We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair.
 ~sayings on Age by Charles Lamb

   I am not bound for any public place, but for ground of my own where I have planted vines and orchard trees, and in the heat of the day climbed up into the healing shadow of the woods. Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick dew-wet red berries in a cup.
 ~quotations on Nature by Wendell Berry

   My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.

 ~funny ass quotes by Dalai Lama

   The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.
 ~saying about ass by Josh Billings

   A hundred times a day I remind myself that my inner and outer lives are based on the labors of other people,``living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.
 ~quote about Living by Albert Einstein

   Our dream dashes itself against the great mystery like a wasp against a window pane. Less merciful than man, God never opens the window.
 ~quotes on Hawww by Jules Renard, Journal, 1906

   Armaments, universal debt and planned obsolescence - those are the three pillars of Western prosperity.
 ~sayings on Prosperity by Aldous Huxley, Island

   A house without books is like a room without windows
 ~quotations on Books by Horace Mann

   Heaven is blessed with perfect rest but the blessing of earth is toil.
 ~funny ass quotes by Henry van Dyke

   My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading
 ~saying about ass by Steve Jobs

   All right Mister, let me tell you what winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, give more than anyone else
 ~quote about Sports by Vince Lombardi

   Yes, one must suffer, even in vain, so as not to have lived in vain.
 ~quotes on Adversity by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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