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   Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.
 ~quote about Marriage by Simone Signoret

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   A man’s finest hour is when he has worked his heart out in a noble cause and sits down exhausted.
 ~quotes on Attitude by

   History... is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
 ~sayings on History by James Joyce, Ulysses

   The older they get, the better they were when they were younger
 ~quotations on Baseball by Jim Bouton

   Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness
 ~funny ass quotes by André Gide, L'immoraliste

   Traditional nationalism cannot survive the fissioning of the atom. One world or none.
 ~saying about ass by Stuart Chase

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   Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.
 ~quote about Time by Henry David Thoreau

   History... is, indeed, little more than the register of the 'crimes, follies, and misfortunes' of mankind. But what experience and history teach is this - that peoples and governments have never learned anything from history, or acted on principles deduced from it.
 ~quotes on History by Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, The Philosophy of History, Introduction, 1807

   I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
 ~sayings on Conformity by Bill Veeck

   Tattooing is about personalizing the body, making it a true home and fit temple for the spirit that dwells inside it.... Tattooing therefore, is a way of keeping the spiritual and material needs of my body in balance.
 ~quotations on Tattoos by Michelle Delio

   He changed sunset into sunrise.
 ~funny ass quotes by Clement of Alexandria

   Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time.
 ~saying about ass by George Bernard Shaw

   [Christ] does not give [men] light but from moment to moment; the instant He withdraws, all is darkness.... God does not give them a stock of holiness.
 ~quote about Jesus Christ by Johnn Wesley

   The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
 ~quotes on Golf by Phyllis Diller

   Sudden acquaintance brings repentance.
 ~sayings on Sex by Thomas Fuller

   Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't.
 ~quotations on Life by Richard Bach

   When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband.
 ~funny ass quotes by Shana Alexander, State-by-State Guide to Women's Legal Rights, 1975

   You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
 ~saying about ass by Author Unknown

   Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for the answer.
 ~quote about Friendship by Author Unknown

   My philosophy has always been to help women and men feel comfortable and confident through the clothes they wear
 ~quotes on Confidence by Georgio Armani

   Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
 ~sayings on Love by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   No one should have to dance backward all of their lives.
 ~quotations on Feminism by Jill Ruckelshaus

   It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.
 ~funny ass quotes by Charles Dickens

   Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
 ~saying about ass by Mae West

   Man's feelings are always purest and most glowing in the hour of meeting and of farewell
 ~quote about Goodbye by Jean Paul Richter

   Our birth is nothing but our death begun.
 ~quotes on Death by Edward Young, Night Thoughts

   A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.
 ~sayings on Vegetarianism by George Bernard Shaw

   Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
 ~quotations on Love by Miguel de Unamuno

   You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steam-roller will not plant flowers.
 ~funny ass quotes by Walter Lippmann

   Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your conviction is to be an unqualified and excusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let me label you as they may.
 ~saying about ass by Mark Twain

   He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him.
 ~quote about Effort by Dutch Proverb

   You will always have problems, but you will always have freinds.
 ~quotes on Friendship by

   Americans like fat books and thin women.
 ~sayings on America by Russell Baker

   My definition [of a philosopher] is of a man up in a balloon, with his family and friends holding the ropes which confine him to earth and trying to haul him down.
 ~quotations on Philosophy by Louisa May Alcott, in Life, Letters, and Journals, ed. E.D. Cheney, 1889

   A race track is a place where windows clean people.
 ~funny ass quotes by Danny Thomas

   Our brothers and sisters are there with us from the dawn of our personal stories to the inevitable dusk.
 ~saying about ass by Susan Scarf Merrell

   Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
 ~quote about Life by Ashleigh Brilliant

   History is concerned primarily with human phenomena, not with natural; and history is doubly human because, as an idea, it is man's creation, challenging him to transcend the limits of information about himself and to discover what he is by finding meaning in what he has done. In short, it is man's commentary on man.
 ~quotes on History by John Barker, The Superhistorians

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