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   There is one quality more important than know-how and we cannot accuse the United States of any undue amount of it. This is know-what by which we determine not only how to accomplish our purposes, but what our purposes are to be.
 ~quote about Goals by Norbert Wiener, The Human Use of Human Beings, 1954

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   The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism
 ~quotes on Adversity by Norman Vincent Peale

   I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
 ~sayings on Celebrity by Oscar Levant

   During the feminist revolution, the battle lines were again simple. It was easy to tell the enemy, he was the one with the penis. This is no longer strictly true. Some men are okay now. We're allowed to like them again. We still have to keep them in line, of course, but we no longer have to shoot them on sight.
 ~quotations on Feminism by Cynthia Heimel, Sex Tips for Girls, 1983

   It is the nature of mortals to kick a fallen man.
 ~funny ass quotes by Aeschylus, Agamemnon

   New York has a trip-hammer vitality which drives you insane with restlessness if you have no inner stabilizer.
 ~saying about ass by Henry Miller

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   A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.
 ~quote about Libraries by Jo Godwin

   Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
 ~quotes on Funny Quotes by David Letterman

   Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
 ~sayings on Driving by E.B. White, One Man's Meat, 1943

   The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had
 ~quotations on For a Friend by Author Unknown

   I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best - it's all they'll take, leaving to others the problem of educating the country. They will give you an education the way the banks will give you money - provided you can prove to their satisfaction that you don't need it.
 ~funny ass quotes by Peter DeVries

   Love is my religion - I could die for it.
 ~saying about ass by John Keats

   A mind always employed is always happy. This is the true secret, the grand recipe, for felicity.
 ~quote about Labor by Thomas Jefferson

   Hardship is best sailed with a heart ship
 ~quotes on Adversity by Terri Guillemets, Dream Quotes: The Imprisoned Writer Speaks at Night

   Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood.
 ~sayings on Poetry by T.S. Eliot, Dante, 1920

   What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
 ~quotations on Golf by Arnold Palmer

   If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
 ~funny ass quotes by Don Herold

   How many pessimists end up by desiring the things they fear, in order to prove that they are right?
 ~saying about ass by Robert Mallett, Apostilles, 1972

   The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
 ~quote about Golf by Will Rogers

   The best-dressed woman is one whose clothes wouldn't look too strange in the country.
 ~quotes on Clothing by Hardy Amies

   To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving.
 ~sayings on Kindness by Max Beerbohm

   Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius
 ~quotations on Love by Mozart

   Pick my left pocket of its silver dime, but spare the right - it holds my golden time!
 ~funny ass quotes by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.
 ~saying about ass by Hippocrates

   It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
 ~quote about Women by Alexandre Dumas, fils

   Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.

 ~quotes on Success by W.W. Ziege

   Fishing tournaments seem a little like playing tennis with living balls...
 ~sayings on Fishing by Jim Harrison, Just Before Dark, 1991

   A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.
 ~quotations on Teenagers by Henny Youngman

   Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
 ~funny ass quotes by Author Unknown

   The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between political parties either - but right through every human heart.
 ~saying about ass by Alexander Solzhenitsyn

   Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge.
 ~quote about Ignorance by Alfred North Whitehead

   What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money
 ~quotes on Money by Henny Youngman

   The only way to read a book of aphorisms without being bored is to open it at random and, having found something that interests you, close the book and meditate.
 ~sayings on Quotations by Prince de Ligne

   Art is a shadow of what a person is thinking... a small glimpse of what they hold inside. Little secrets, regrets, joys... every line has its own meaning.
 ~quotations on Art by Sarah, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999

   If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination
 ~funny ass quotes by Thomas De Quincey

   To a man with an empty stomach food is God.
 ~saying about ass by Gandhi

   Among provocatives, the next best thing to good preaching is bad preaching. I have even more thoughts during or enduring it than at other times.
 ~quote about Speaking by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have nothing much to do with the writing of them. The words have just crawled down my sleeve and come out on the page.
 ~quotes on Writing by Joan Baez

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