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   There are ten church members by inheritance for every one by conviction.
 ~quote about Religion by Unknown

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   We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
 ~quotes on Happiness by George Bernard Shaw, Candida, 1898

   The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent
 ~sayings on Grandparents Day by Sam Levenson, You Don't Have to Be in "Who's Who" to Know What's What

   It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.
 ~quotations on Advertising by B. Earl Puckett, quoted in Stephen Donadio, The New York Public Library: Book of Twentieth-Century A

   We do not remember days; we remember moments.
 ~funny ass quotes by Cesare Pavese, The Burning Brand

   In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
 ~saying about ass by Christopher Morley

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   The function of education is to help you from childhood not to imitate anybody, but be yourself all the time
 ~quote about Education by Jiddu Krishnamurti

   If the past cannot teach the present and the father cannot teach the son, then history need not have bothered to go on, and the world has wasted a great deal of time.
 ~quotes on Learning by Russell Hoban

   He that is good with a hammer tends to think everything is a nail.
 ~sayings on Attitude by Abraham H. Maslow

   I am what the librarians have made me with a little assistance from a professor of Greek and a few poets.
 ~quotations on Learning by Bernard Keble Sandwell

   Prejudices are the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart.
 ~funny ass quotes by Countess of Blessington

   Never ruin an apology with an excuse
 ~saying about ass by Kimberly Johnson

   Originally marriage meant the sale of a woman by one man to another; now most women sell themselves though they have no intention of delivering the goods listed in the bill of sale.
 ~quote about Marriage by Robert Graves

   Smoking is pulmonary rape.
 ~quotes on Smoking by Author Unknown

   Sunday school: a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
 ~sayings on Religion by H.L. Mencken

   If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
 ~quotations on Goals by Lawrence J. Peter

   None of us got where we are solely by pulling ourselves up by our bootstrapsWe got here because somebody - a parent, a teacher, an Ivy League crony or a few nuns - bent down and helped us pick up our boots
 ~funny ass quotes by Thurgood Marshall

   Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
 ~saying about ass by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   Each act is virgin, even the repeated ones.
 ~quote about Perspective by René Char

   Remedy it, or welcome it: a wise man's only two choices.
 ~quotes on Wise Words by Terri Guillemets

   There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.
 ~sayings on Religion by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular.
 ~quotations on Women by E.V. Lucas

   The value of identity of course is that so often with it comes purpose.
 ~funny ass quotes by Richard Grant

   Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it.
 ~saying about ass by Thomas Jefferson

   Success means lots discipline. When Rome stopped disciplining, she started dying.
 ~quote about Success by

   Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
 ~quotes on Humor by

   Apology is a lovely perfume; it can transform the clumsiest moment into a gracious gift.
 ~sayings on Apologies by Margaret Lee Runbeck

   Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by, and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
 ~quotations on Integrity by J.C. Watts

   Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 ~funny ass quotes by Author Unknown

   There are so many men who can figure costs, and so few who can measure values
 ~saying about ass by Author Unknown

   You can't wring your hands and roll up your sleeves at the same time.
 ~quote about Worry by Pat Schroeder

   Journalism is organized gossip.
 ~quotes on Media Journalism by Edward Egglestone

   Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little.
 ~sayings on Friendship by E.W. Howe

   We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.
 ~quotations on Hawww by Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

   It may be that all games are silly. But then, so are humans.
 ~funny ass quotes by Robert Lynd

   An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them.
 ~saying about ass by Andy Warhol

   To many people virtue consists chiefly in repenting faults, not in avoiding them.
 ~quote about Virtue by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

   Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.
 ~quotes on Sisters by Pam Brown

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