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   The older I grow the more earnestly I feel that the few joys of childhood are the best that life has to give.
 ~quote about Childhood by Ellen Glasgow

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   History in general is a collection of crimes, follies, and misfortunes among which we have now and then met with a few virtues, and some happy times.
 ~quotes on History by Voltaire, L'Ingénu

   Hockey is murder on ice.
 ~sayings on Hockey by Jim Murray

   If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
 ~quotations on Peace by Mother Teresa

   What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is always the same step, but you have to take it.
 ~funny ass quotes by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
 ~saying about ass by William H. Masters

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   What we usually pray to God is not that His will be done, but that He approve ours.
 ~quote about Prayer by Helga Bergold Gross

   We live in a fast-paced society. Walking slows us down.
 ~quotes on Walking by Robert Sweetgall

   Sometimes I do get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter.
 ~sayings on Photography by Ansel Adams

   One who condones evil is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.
 ~quotations on Attitude by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
 ~funny ass quotes by Dr. Seuss

   You cannot do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late.
 ~saying about ass by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   We could never have loved the earth so well if we had had no childhood in it.
 ~quote about Nostalgia by George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss, 1860

   The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food.
 ~quotes on Perspective by Russian Proverb

   Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
 ~sayings on Smoking by Author Unknown

   Language... has created the word loneliness to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word solitude to express the glory of being alone.
 ~quotations on Solitude by Paul Johannes Tillich, The Eternal Now

   The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.
 ~funny ass quotes by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

   I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock
 ~saying about ass by Barry Venison

   I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive. Forgiveness ought to be like a cancelled note - torn in two, and burned up, so that it never can be shown against one.
 ~quote about Forgiveness by Henry Ward Beecher

   Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things
 ~quotes on I'm Sorry by Author Unknown

   Man will survive as a species for one reason: He can adapt to the destructive effects of our power-intoxicated technology and of our ungoverned population growth, to the dirt, pollution and noise of a New York or Tokyo. And that is the tragedy. It is not man the ecological crisis threatens to destroy but the quality of human life.
 ~sayings on Environment by René Dubos, quoted in Life, 28 July 1970

   Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball
 ~quotations on Baseball by Harry Caray

   Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking
 ~funny ass quotes by Mahatma Gandhi

   Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
 ~saying about ass by Mark Twain

   Summer afternoon - summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.
 ~quote about Summer by Henry James

   There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either.
 ~quotes on Money by Robert Graves

   God pulled an all-nighter on the sixth day.
 ~sayings on Humankind by Author Unknown

   Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
 ~quotations on Speaking by Josh Billings

   There is much to be said for failure. It is more interesting than success.
 ~funny ass quotes by Max Beerbohm, Mainly on the Air, 1946

   Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind"Pooh!" he whispered"Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw"I just wanted to be sure of you."
 ~saying about ass by A.A. Milne

   We cannot blame the schools alone for the dismal decline in SAT verbal scores. When our kids come home from school do they pick up a book or do they sit glued to the tube, watching music videos? Parents, don't make the mistake of thinking your kid only learns between 9:00 a.m. and 3:00 p.m.
 ~quote about Television by George Bush

   Idleness is graveyard of living. A life unemployed is a life un-enjoyed.
 ~quotes on Living by

   A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life.
 ~sayings on Family by

   Nerves provide me with energy. They work for me. It's when I don't have them, when I feel at ease, that I get worried.
 ~quotations on Worry by Mike Nichols

   To put one's trust in God is only a longer way of saying that one will chance it.
 ~funny ass quotes by Samuel Butler, Note-Books

   Pro-rated at 500 at-bats a year that means that for two years out of the fourteen I played, I never even touched the ball.
 ~saying about ass by Norm Cash, on his 1,081 strikeouts

   Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
 ~quote about Heartache by Author Unknown

   It's like if you plant something in the concrete and if it grow and the rose petal got all kinda scratches and marks, you ain't gonna say "damn, look at all the scratches and marks on the rose that grew from the concrete.." you gonna be like "DAMN! a ROSE grew from the CONCRETE?
 ~quotes on Attitude by Tupac Shakur

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