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   Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
 ~quote about Generations by Haim Ginott

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   You can be sincere and still be stupid.
 ~quotes on Ignorance by Charles F. Kettering

   Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
 ~sayings on Food by Voltaire

   From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
 ~quotations on Famous Saying by Groucho Marx

   Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between his inner vision and its ultimate expression.
 ~funny ass quotes by Isaac Bashevis Singer

   Physical ills are the taxes laid upon this wretched life; some are taxed higher, and some lower, but all pay something.
 ~saying about ass by Lord Chesterfield

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   Worry is a complete cycle of inefficient thought revolving about a pivot of fear.
 ~quote about Worry by Author Unknown

   Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
 ~quotes on Caffeine by Turkish Proverb

   One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.
 ~sayings on Golf by Peter Jacobsen

   It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.
 ~quotations on Optimism Pessimism by Lucimar Santos de Lima

   No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.
 ~funny ass quotes by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
 ~saying about ass by Author Unknown

   You know, when I first went into the movies Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later he played my father and finally he played my husband. If he had lived I'm sure I would have played his mother. That's the way it is in Hollywood. The men get younger and the women get older.
 ~quote about Cinema by Lillian Gish

   A written down goal, in some way no one yet understands, tends to attract every ingredient it needs to realize it.
 ~quotes on Goals by

   Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that trees do everything to git attention we do, except walk?
 ~sayings on Trees by Alice Walker, The Color Purple, 1982

   When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale
 ~quotations on Election Day by John Gardner

   I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.
 ~funny ass quotes by Fritz Perls

   When you have to make a choice and don't make it, that is in itself a choice.
 ~saying about ass by William James

   A woman should soften but not weaken a man.
 ~quote about Women by Sigmund Freud

   I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.
 ~quotes on Games by Kimberly Jones

   Truth fears no questions.
 ~sayings on Honesty by Unknown

   There is nothing like walking to get the feel of a country. A fine landscape is like a piece of music; it must be taken at the right tempo. Even a bicycle goes too fast.
 ~quotations on Bicycling by Paul Scott Mowrer, The House of Europe

   Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
 ~funny ass quotes by Jack Benny

   Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be.
 ~saying about ass by Grandma Moses

   The pedigree of honey does not concern the bee, a clover, anytime, to him, is aristocracy.
 ~quote about Insects by Emily Dickinson

   Rock music in its lyrics often talks ahead of the time about what's going on in the country.
 ~quotes on Music by Edmund G. Brown

   Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That signifies nothing. For us believing physicists the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.
 ~sayings on Miscellaneous by Albert Einstein

   He who cherishes a beautiful vision, a lofty ideal in his heart, will one day realize it. Dream lofty dreams and as you dream so shall you become...
 ~quotations on Dreams by James Allen

   A faith of convenience is a hollow faith.
 ~funny ass quotes by Father Mulcahy, M*A*S*H, A Holy Mess, 1982

   Painting is easy when you don't know how, but very difficult when you do.
 ~saying about ass by Edgar Degas

   One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks.
 ~quote about Goals by Jack Penn

   When the student is ready, the master appears.
 ~quotes on Philosophical by Buddhist Proverb

   I threw about 90% fastballs and sliders, 50% fastballs and 50 % sliders...I'm starting to sound like Mickey Rivers
 ~sayings on Baseball by John Butcher

   Whosoever, in writing a modern history, shall follow truth too near the heels, it may haply strike out his teeth.
 ~quotations on History by Walter Raleigh, History of the World

   Always tell the truth. If you can't always tell the truth, don't lie.
 ~funny ass quotes by Author Unknown

   Remember this. When people choose to withdraw far from a fire, the fire continues to give warmth, but they grow cold. When people choose to withdraw far from light, the light continues to be bright in itself but they are in darkness. This is also the case when people withdraw from God.
 ~saying about ass by Augustine

   Exposure plus 95 cents might buy you a decent cup of coffee. The key is to 'position' yourself in your market as the expert, the resource, the only person your prospect would ever even THINK of doing business with, or referring to others
 ~quote about Business by Bob Burg

   The improver of natural science absolutely refuses to acknowledge authority, as such. For him, scepticism is the highest of duties: blind faith the one unpardonable sin.
 ~quotes on Science by Thomas Henry Huxley, Lay Sermons, Addresses and Reviews, 1871

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