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   Friends are kisses blown to us by angels.
 ~quote about Kisses by Author Unknown

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   [T]hings are entirely what they appear to be and behind them... there is nothing.
 ~quotes on Philosophical by Jean Paul Sartre, Nausea

   I venture to maintain that there are multitudes to whom the necessity of discharging the duties of a butcher would be so inexpressibly painful and revolting, that if they could obtain a flesh diet on no other condition, they would relinquish it forever.
 ~sayings on Vegetarianism by W.E.H. Lecky

   When life gives you scraps, make something with them.
 ~quotations on Scrapbooking by Author Unknown

   We acquire the strength we have overcome
 ~funny ass quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Almost all quality improvement comes via simplification of design, manufacturing,, layout, processes, and procedures
 ~saying about ass by Tom Peters

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   Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.
 ~quote about Age by André Maurois

   October's poplars are flaming torches lighting the way to winter.
 ~quotes on Autumn by Nova Bair

   Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive.
 ~sayings on Medical by Author Unknown

   Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops
 ~quotations on Business by Thomas J. Watson Jr

   It is the little writer rather than the great writer who seems never to quote, and the reason is that he is never really doing anything else.
 ~funny ass quotes by Havelock Ellis

   To eat an egg, you must break the shell.
 ~saying about ass by Jamaican Proverb

   Newspapers: dead trees with information smeared on them.
 ~quote about Environment by Horizon, Electronic Frontier

   To everyone is given the key to heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Ancient Proverb

   Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not like his part, and does not believe in the play.
 ~sayings on Curmudgeons by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Friends and neighbors complain that taxes are indeed very heavy, and if those laid on by the government were the only ones we had to pay, we might the more easily discharge them; but we have many others, and much more grievous to some of us. We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride, and four times as much by our folly.
 ~quotations on Wise Words by Benjamin Franklin

   Ah! never shall the land forget, How gushed the life-blood of her brave -
 ~funny ass quotes by William Cullen Bryant

   Art, as far as it is able, follows nature, as a pupil imitates his master; thus your art must be, as it were, God's grandchild.
 ~saying about ass by Dante Alighieri, Inferno

   The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1.
 ~quote about Happiness by Author Unknown

   I am working for the time when unqualified blacks, browns, and women join the unqualified men in running our government.
 ~quotes on Politics by Cissy Farenthold

   At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons.
 ~sayings on Gambling by Chinese Proverb

   I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
 ~quotations on Funny Quotes by Woody Allen

   This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
 ~funny ass quotes by Douglas Adams

   He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help.
 ~saying about ass by Abraham Lincoln

   Chess is a sea in which a gnat may drink and an elephant may bathe.
 ~quote about Games by Indian Proverb

   If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Cavett Robert

   Princes should have more to fear from historians than have ugly women from great painters.
 ~sayings on History by Antonio Pérez, Aforismos

   Some people dream of success... while others wake up and work hard at it.
 ~quotations on Effort by Author Unknown

   The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible.
 ~funny ass quotes by Vladimir Nabakov

   I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
 ~saying about ass by Charles Schulz

   There is nothing more exhilarating than being shot at and missed.
 ~quote about Self Confidence by Winston Churchill

   [I]t becomes increasingly easy, as you get older, to drown in nostalgia.
 ~quotes on Nostalgia by Ted Koppel

   Productivity is determined not by work...but by EFFECTIVE actions disguised as work.
 ~sayings on Career by Doug Firebaugh

   Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it
 ~quotations on Women's Greetings by Author Unknown

   If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
 ~funny ass quotes by Lawrence Housman

   The more you study great men the more you’ll notice wise sayings are their guiders.
 ~saying about ass by

   Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals love them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
 ~quote about Animal Rights by Edwin Way Teale, Circle of the Seasons, 1953

   One of irony's greatest accomplishments is that one cannot punish the wrongdoing of another without committing a wrongdoing himself.
 ~quotes on Justice by Tas Soft Wind

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