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   Creativity arises out of the tension between spontaneity and limitations, the latter (like the river banks) forcing the spontaneity into the various forms which are essential to the work of art or poem
 ~quote about Creativity by Rollo May

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   What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
 ~quotes on Love by George Eliot

   Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
 ~sayings on Gambling by From the movie The Color of Money

   Be an opener of doors for such as come after thee, and do not try to make the universe a blind alley.
 ~quotations on Helping by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   If everybody contemplates the infinite instead of fixing the drains, many of us will die of cholera.
 ~funny ass quotes by John Rich

   Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything
 ~saying about ass by Katherine Hepburn

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   A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.
 ~quote about Death by Thomas Mann

   Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.
 ~quotes on Money by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there is no God.
 ~sayings on Money by Logan Pearsall Smith

   Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them.
 ~quotations on Opportunities by Hugh Miller, Snow on the Wind

   See love is not who you can live with it's the one you can't live without.
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   Be ready when opportunity comes. Luck is the time when preparation and opportunity meet.
 ~saying about ass by Roy D. Chapin, Jr.

   With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.
 ~quote about Dogs by Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs

   Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.
 ~quotes on Miscellaneous by Eric Hoffer, Passionate State of Mind, 1955

   Love is a symbol of eternityIt wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end
 ~sayings on Anniversaries by Author Unknown

   Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motions of the stars, and they pass by themselves without wondering.
 ~quotations on Self-Discovery by St. Augustine

   We are not who we are because of our abilities...
We are who we are because of our choices....
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   My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character
 ~saying about ass by Charles Barkley

   Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.
 ~quote about Education by John Dewey

   The first attribute that characterizes the greater man from the moron is his thicker layer of inhibition.
 ~quotes on Self-Control by Martin H. Fischer

   It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit to forgive them for having witnessed your own.
 ~sayings on Mistakes by Jessamyn West

   We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness
 ~quotations on Cool by David Weatherford

   Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them.
 ~funny ass quotes by Hugh Miller, Snow on the Wind

   Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
 ~saying about ass by Helen Rowland

   Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.
 ~quote about Language by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success
 ~quotes on Money by Ingrid Bergman

   Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers.
 ~sayings on Humor by Leo Rosten

   Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
 ~quotations on Age by Jim Fiebig

   America is the best half-educated country in the world.
 ~funny ass quotes by Nicholas Murray Butler

   Some pursue happiness, others create it.
 ~saying about ass by Author Unknown

   Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each otherPerhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then
 ~quote about Women's Greetings by Katherine Hepburn

   The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
 ~quotes on Alcohol by Author Unknown

   The darkest hour has only sixty minutes
 ~sayings on Adversity by Morris Mandel

   He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
 ~quotations on Marriage by Mae West

   If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
 ~funny ass quotes by Anatole France

   To live in this world, you must be able to do three things: to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones knowing your life depends on it; and when the time comes, to let go
 ~saying about ass by Mary Oliver

   Journalists cover words and delude themselves into thinking they have committed journalism.
 ~quote about Media Journalism by Hedrick Smith

   For the rubble of history, which is undigested and therefore goes on blindly, does not lie so thickly on the ground as in our own consciousness.
 ~quotes on History by Herbert Lüthy

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