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   Always remember to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
 ~quote about Smiles by Author Unknown

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   Choice, not change, determines luck; and choice is up to us.
 ~quotes on Self Confidence by

   I really don't think I need buns of steelI'd be happy with buns of cinnamon
 ~sayings on Women's Greetings by Ellen DeGeneres

   Hunger is not the worst feature of unemployment; idleness is.
 ~quotations on Idleness by William E. Barrett

   An artist's career always begins tomorrow.
 ~funny ass saying by James McNeill Whistler

   We are each burdened with prejudice; against the poor or the rich, the smart or the slow, the gaunt or the obese. It is natural to develop prejudices. It is noble to rise above them.
 ~saying about ass by Author Unknown

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   I hate being happy. It pisses me off. Because I know if I try to grab it, it will slip away, like one of those goddamn water snakes. And I hate just looking. I always try to grab.
 ~quote about Happiness by D.H. Mondfleur

   The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
 ~quotes on Mothers by Rajneesh

   Two little girls, on their way home from Sunday school, were solemnly discussing the lesson. Do you believe there is a devil? asked one. No, said the other promptly. It's like Santa Claus: it's your father.
 ~sayings on Fathers by Ladies' Home Journal, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers, Writers & Raconteurs by Edwa

   The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.
 ~quotations on Career by Theodore Roosevelt

   Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
 ~funny ass saying by Fran Lebowitz

   When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it
 ~saying about ass by Clarence Darrow

   Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.
 ~quote about Walking by Evan Esar

   I can't be a rose in any man's lapel.
 ~quotes on Feminism by Margaret Trudeau

   The maxims of men disclose their hearts.
 ~sayings on Quotations by French Proverb

   Until mountain biking came along, the bike scene was ruled by a small elite cadre of people who seemed allergic to enthusiasm.
 ~quotations on Bicycling by Jacquie Phelan

   In a minute there is time for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
 ~funny ass saying by T.S. Eliot

   Poverty is the mother of crime.
 ~saying about ass by Marcus Aurelius

   A good friend is the greatest possesion
 ~quote about Attitude by Ben Franklin

   Advice is like snow. The softer it falls, the easier it’s absorbed, the deeper it sinks and the longer it lasts.
 ~quotes on Goals by

   Take the so-called standard of living. What do most people mean by living? They don't mean living. They mean the latest and closest plural approximation to singular prenatal passivity which science, in its finite but unbounded wisdom, has succeeded in selling their wives.
 ~sayings on Hawww by e.e. cummings, Introduction, Poems, 1954

   All sorts of bodily diseases are produced by half-used minds.
 ~quotations on Mind by George Bernard Shaw

   A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
 ~funny ass saying by Grace Hansen

   One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
 ~saying about ass by Don Carter

   A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
 ~quote about Teachers by Thomas Carruthers

   The soul at its highest is found like God, but an angel gives a closer idea of Him. That is all an angel is: an idea of God.
 ~quotes on Angels by Meister Eckhart

   The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
 ~sayings on Wise Words by Jimmy Johnson

   It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.
 ~quotations on Sports by Sandy Lyle

   I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and
 ~funny ass saying by Charles Dickens

   The world cannot rotate without it love, I cannot breathe without you.
 ~saying about ass by Jeddy

   Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.
 ~quote about Teenagers by William Galvin

   Most travel is best of all in the anticipation or the remembering; the reality has more to do with losing your luggage.
 ~quotes on Travel by Regina Nadelson

   Things are only impossible until they're not.
 ~sayings on Imagination by Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation

   Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have
 ~quotations on Independence Day by Harry Emerson Fosdick

   To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves.
 ~funny ass saying by Will Durant

   Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
 ~saying about ass by Chi Chi Rodriguez

   Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
 ~quote about Clothing by Elsa Schiaparelli

   Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to weave.
 ~quotes on Humorous by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

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