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   Black Power alone is no more insurance against social injustice than white power
 ~quote about Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Martin Luther King, Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967
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   Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in jail.
 ~quotes on Society by Benjamin R. Barber

   I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
 ~sayings on Medical by Bill Walton

   I'm sixty years of ageThat's 16 Celsius
 ~quotations on Birthdays by George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

   Dead upon the field of glory,, Hero fit for song and story.
 ~funny ass saying by John Randolph Thompason

   You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
 ~saying about ass by J.M. Barrie, What Every Woman Knows
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   God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
 ~quote about Being Yourself by William Shakespeare

   A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.
 ~quotes on Smiles by Washington Irving

   No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
 ~sayings on Marriage by H.L. Mencken

   Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
 ~quotations on Simplicity by Lin Yutang

   Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, She doesn't have what it takes. They will say, Women don't have what it takes.
 ~funny ass saying by Clare Boothe Luce

   I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art.
 ~saying about ass by Thomas Moore

   Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
 ~quote about Honesty by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard

   It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
 ~quotes on Friendship by William Blake

   You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less.
 ~sayings on Hope by Author Unknown

   You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart.
 ~quotations on Dancing by Author Unknown

   The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
 ~funny ass saying by J. Russel Lynes

   Barcelona... a club with a stadium that seats 120,000 people. And they're all here in Newcastle tonight!
 ~saying about ass by

   To win friends instantly, admire everything and everybody, and express it freely.
 ~quote about Friendship by

   As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
 ~quotes on Teenagers by Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

   If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
 ~sayings on Missing You by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi

   Man is a history-making creature who can neither repeat his past nor leave it behind.
 ~quotations on History by W.H. Auden, The Dyer's Hand

   So powerful is the light of unity that it can illuminate the whole earth
 ~funny ass saying by Bahá'u'lláh

   It's like going into a nuclear war with bows and arrows.
 ~saying about ass by Joe Kinnear, comparing finances and resources in high-dollar and low-dollar sports teams

   Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
 ~quote about Sex by Harold Robbins

   To many of the modern generations, history, like God, is dead.
 ~quotes on History by Derek Heather

   Dreams are only thoughts you didn't have time to think about during the day.
 ~sayings on Dreams by Author Unknown

   Learn all you can from old people. They’ve gone over the road you must travel.
 ~quotations on Self Improvement by

   Old age lives minutes slowly, hours quickly; childhood chews hours and swallows minutes.
 ~funny ass saying by Malcolm de Chazal

   It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend
 ~saying about ass by William Blake

   Dwell in thought upon the grandest, and the grandest you shall see; fix your mind upon the highest, and the highest you shall be.
 ~quote about Goals by

   I wouldn't be surprised if one day Carl's halo slipped and choked him.
 ~quotes on Insults by Allan Wells, referring to Carl Lewis, 1989

   The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy
 ~sayings on Grandparents Day by Sam Levenson

   Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs
 ~quotations on Valentine's Day by William Shakespeare

   Truth only reveals itself when one gives up all preconceived ideas.
 ~funny ass saying by Shoseki

   Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.
 ~saying about ass by Billy Wilder

   God - the John Doe of philosophy and religion.
 ~quote about God by Elbert Hubbard, The Notebook, 1927

   Freedom means choosing your burden.
 ~quotes on Freedom by Hephzibah Menuhin
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