Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
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Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.
~quotes on Honesty by Mark Twain All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.
~sayings on Happiness by buddha Live simply that others might simply live.
~quotations on Simplicity by Elizabeth Seaton It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
~funny ass sayings by Chinese Proverb May thy ball lie in green pastures... and not in still waters.
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
~quote about Jobs by Doug Larson As Geography without History seemeth a carkasse without motion; so History without Geography wandreth as a Vagrant without a certaine habitation.
~quotes on History by John Smith Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand
~sayings on Business by Thomas Carlyle No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace, As I have seen in one autumnal face.
~quotations on Autumn by John Donne Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
~funny ass sayings by Abbie Hoffman The reluctance to put away childish things may be a requirement of genius.
~saying about ass by Rebecca Pepper Sinkler What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
~quote about Virtue by Voltaire When I die, I will not see myself die, for the first time.
~quotes on Philosophical by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin A statistician made a few calculations and discovered that since the birth of our nation more lives had been lost in celebrating independence than in winning it.
~sayings on Perspective by Curtis Billings There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.
~quotations on Fishing by Patrick F. McManus, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, 1979 With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can't think of anything to say to them.
~funny ass sayings by Art Hill Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?
~saying about ass by M.C. Escher No one ever regarded the First of January with indifferenceIt is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is leftIt is the nativity of our common Adam
~quote about New Year by Charles Lamb There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
~quotes on Homosexuality by Elton John The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
~sayings on Birds by Eric Berne Most games are lost, not won.
~quotations on Sports by Casey Stengel There's nothing in this world so sweet as love, And next to love the sweetest thing is hate
~funny ass sayings by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Every one of us has a potential of greatness, waiting to be developed.
~saying about ass by It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
~quote about Humility by Author Unknown Combine your mental images with the emotion of desire to accelerate their realization.
~quotes on Emotions by Brian Tracy There is a great deal of difference between the eager man who wants to read a book, and the tired man who wants a book to read.
~sayings on Self Improvement by G.K. Chesterton When you dream, you dialogue with aspects of yourself that normally are not with you in the daytime and you discover that you know a great deal more than you thought you did
~quotations on Dreams by Toni Cade Bambara There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.
~funny ass sayings by Goldie Hawn Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.
~saying about ass by Jesse Jackson I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom.
~quote about Growth by Anatole France All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.
~quotes on Cities by Christopher Morley, Where the Blue Begins In diving to the bottom of pleasure we bring up more gravel than pearls.
~sayings on Jewelry by Honore de Balzac He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear.
~quotations on Fear by Ralph Waldo Emerson Doubt is healthy. It tests one's convictions.
~funny ass sayings by From the movie Haunted What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another?
~saying about ass by Alan Paton The Lord loveth a cheerful giver. He also accepteth from a grouch.
~quote about Helping by Catherine Hall We hate some persons because we do not know them; and will not know them because we hate them.
~quotes on Hate by Charles Caleb Colton
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