My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
~quote about Golf by Author Unknown
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~quotes on Simplicity by Leonardo DaVinci My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
~sayings on Sex by Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975 Train yourself to tolerate others’ opinions. It’s just as hard for them to tolerate yours.
~quotations on Relationship by Baseball is the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated.
~funny ass sayings by Author Unknown [T]hat is the triumph of history - truth absolute is not at hand; the original with which to match the copy does not exist.
~saying about ass by Jacques Barzun, Clio and the Doctors
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~quote about Unemployment by Author Unknown When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
~quotes on Advice by Henry Wheeler Shaw, a.k.a. Josh Billings A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
~sayings on Money by Yogi Berra There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either.
~quotations on Poetry by Robert Graves, 1962 interview on BBC-TV, based on a very similar statement he overheard around 1955 It is frequently the tragedy of the great artist, as it is of the great scientist, that he frightens the ordinary man.
~funny ass sayings by Loren Eiseley, The Night Country, 1971 My life is my message.
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~quote about War by Fred Woodworth, The Match, No. 79 The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm
~quotes on Graduation by Fred Dehner It is only when the mind and character slumber that the dress can be seen.
~sayings on Appearance by Ralph Waldo Emerson I don't know what the future may hold, but I know who holds the future
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~quote about Living by Buddha It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
~quotes on Patriotism by J. Horace McFarland One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.
~sayings on Golf by George Archer I learned a lot about life from my little league footbal coach. He said, "Stay centered, stay focused, stay aggressive, and never ever quit!"
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~quotes on Marriage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark
~sayings on April Fool's Day by Henry Louis Mencken No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have but a bit of ground that he can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property.
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~quote about Clothing by Roland Barthes Life hangs as nothing in the scale against dear Liberty!
~quotes on Memorial Day by Lucy Larcom Remember: I before E, except in Budweiser.
~sayings on Alcohol by Author Unknown Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
~quotations on Faith by J.R.R. Tolkien One of the best things about paintings is their silence - which prompts reflection and random reverie.
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~quote about Soccer by Author Unknown Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up
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