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   My test of a good novel is dreading to begin the last chapter.
 ~quote about Books Reading by Thomas Helm
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   God always answers our prayers, but sometimes the answer is no.
 ~quotes on Prayer by Author Unknown

   The worth of a book is to be measured by what you can carry away from it.
 ~sayings on Books Reading by James Bryce

   The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.
 ~quotations on Freedom by Louis D. Brandeis

   Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Dwight D. Eisenhower

   Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
 ~saying about birthday card by J.J. Furnas
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   I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.
 ~quote about Exercise by Mark Twain

   To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color is like living in Alaska and being against snow.
 ~quotes on Racism by William Faulkner, Essays, Speeches and Public Letters

   Young lovers and young nations face the same problem: after orgasm, what?
 ~sayings on Government by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul.
 ~quotations on Religion by Isaac Asimov, I. Asimov: A Memoir

   Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism, when hate for people other than your own comes first.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Charles de Gaulle

   Most of all the other beautiful things in life come by twos and threes, by dozens and hundreds. Plenty of roses, stars, sunsets, rainbows, brothers and sisters, aunts and cousins, comrades and friends - but only one mother in the whole world.
 ~saying about birthday card by Kate Douglas Wiggin

   One's suffering disappears when one lets oneself go, when one yields - even to sadness.
 ~quote about Emotions by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Southern Mail, 1929, translated from French by Curtis Cate

   The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.
 ~quotes on Sisters by Cali Rae Turner

   Dare to do things worthy of imprisonment if you mean to be of consequence
 ~sayings on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Juvenal (Decimus Junius Juvenalis)

   Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything.
 ~quotations on Statistics by Gregg Easterbrook

   It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Mrs. Patrick Campbell

   Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.
 ~saying about birthday card by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
 ~quote about Speaking by Quentin Crisp

   When we accept tough jobs as a challenge and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen.
 ~quotes on Growth by Arland Gilbert

   Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.
 ~sayings on Mothers by Oprah Winfrey

   If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.
 ~quotations on Attitude by Oscar Wilde

   If you want others to be happy, practice compassionIf you want to be happy, practice compassion
 ~funny birthday card saying by Dalai Lama

   The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom.
 ~saying about birthday card by Guy de Maupassant

   I didn't want to be a boy, ever, but I was outraged that his height and intelligence were graces for him and gaucheries for me.
 ~quote about Feminism by Jane Rule

   Only the man who has enough good in him to feel the justice of the penalty can be punished.
 ~quotes on Justice by William Ernest Hocking

   If you step on people in this life, you're going to come back as a cockroach.
 ~sayings on Kindness by Willie Davis

   Ever since we crawled out of that primordial slime, that's been our unifying cry, More light. Sunlight. Torchlight. Candlelight. Neon, incandescent lights that banish the darkness from our caves to illuminate our roads, the insides of our refrigerators. Big floods for the night games at Soldier's Field. Little tiny flashlights for those books we read under the covers when we're supposed to be asleep. Light is more than watts and footcandles. Light is metaphor. Light is knowledge, light is life, light is light.
 ~quotations on Light by Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

   The slogan of the National Association of Landlords is the commaless We Shelter You America. The truth of the matter is, however, that landlords shelter no one, while in fact the law shelters them... from the immediate expropriation that would occur if there were not force of gun and jail to back up this phoney, abusive, so-called property right.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Fred Woodworth, Rent: An Injustice

   Be well, do good work, and keep in touch
 ~saying about birthday card by Garrison Keillor

   When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you
 ~quote about Retirement by Gene Perret

   Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense
 ~quotes on Fathers Day by Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities

   Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience
 ~sayings on Adversity by Author Unknown

   He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
 ~quotations on Living by Buddha

   A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on
 ~funny birthday card saying by Carl Sandburg

   The surface of American society is covered with a layer of democratic paint, but from time to time one can see the old aristocratic colors breaking through.
 ~saying about birthday card by Alexis de Tocqueville

   There can be no friendship when there is no freedom; Friendship loves the free air, and will not be fenced up in straight and narrow enclosures
 ~quote about Freedom by William Penn

   We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big difference, ignore the small daily differences we can make which, over time, add up to big differences that we often cannot foresee.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Marian Wright-Edelman
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