Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
~quotes on Alcohol by Author Unknown Individualism is rather like innocence: There must be something unconscious about it.
~sayings on Being Yourself by Louis Kronenberger, Company Manners, 1954 The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
~quotations on Puns by Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849 It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
~funny birthday card saying by Mark Twain Learn young about hard work and manners - and you'll be through the whole dirty mess and nicely dead again before you know it.
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You cannot motivate the best people with money. Money is just a way to keep score The best people in any field are motivated by passion
~quote about Money by Eric S. Raymond Wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things
~quotes on Drinking by Ecclesiastes Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.
~sayings on Hockey by Jim McKenny There is no substitute for mother's milk.
~quotations on Vegetarianism by Martin H. Fischer Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
~funny birthday card saying by John Ciardi Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
~saying about birthday card by Lord Chesterfield In some cases nonviolence requires more militancy than violence.
~quote about Violence by Cesar Chavez Some people worry that artificial intelligence will make us feel inferior, but then, anybody in his right mind should have an inferiority complex every time he looks at a flower.
~quotes on Technology by Alan C. Kay How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!
~sayings on Memorial Day by Maya Angelou In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time.
~quotations on Success by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.
~funny birthday card saying by George Bernard Shaw Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
~saying about birthday card by Horace Walpole Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.
~quote about Clothing by Charles Dickens The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~quotes on Funny Saying by Lopez God gave us two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use. Head you win, tail you lose.
~sayings on Effort by Author Unknown It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.
~quotations on Money by Franklin Delano Roosevelt The outward man is the swinging door; the inner man is the still hinge.
~funny birthday card saying by Eckhart No soul is desolate as long as there is a human being for whom it can feel trust and reverence
~saying about birthday card by George Eliot Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed.
~quote about God by Robert H. Schuller Enough is as good as a feast.
~quotes on Golden Mean by English Proverb Anybody can be good in the country.
~sayings on Country by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature
~quotations on Friends by Ralph Waldo Emerson I have approximate answers and possible beliefs and different degrees of certainty about different things, but I'm not absolutely sure of anything, and many things I don't know anything about, such as whether it means anything to ask why we're here, and what the question might mean. I might think about it a little bit, but if I can't figure it out, then I go on to something else. But I don't have to know an answer.... I don't feel frightened by not knowing things, by being lost in the mysterious universe without having any purpose, which is the way it really is, as far as I can tell, possibly. It doesn't frighten me.
~funny birthday card saying by Richard Phillips Feynman Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
~saying about birthday card by John Maynard Keynes Learning is like rowing upstream: not to advance is to drop back.
~quote about Learning by Chinese Proverb Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?
~quotes on Scrapbooking by Ashleigh Brilliant What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions.
~sayings on Labor by Arnold Glasow Where did you come from, baby dear?Out of the Everywhere and into here.
~quotations on Baby by George MacDonald History is not the past, but a map of the past drawn from a particular point of view to be useful to the modern traveler.
~funny birthday card saying by Henry Glassie All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?
~saying about birthday card by Nicholas Johnson One poor crop teaches us more than a book on farming.
~quote about Financial by The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
~quotes on Government by Robert M. Hutchins, Great Books, 1954
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