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   Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
 ~quote about Happiness by Buddha

   He who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once.
 ~quotes on Music by Robert Browning

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   Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
 ~sayings on Men by Roseanne Barr

   Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
 ~quotations on Smiles by Jim Beggs

   A man willing to work, and unable to find work, is perhaps the saddest sight that fortune's inequality exhibits under this sun.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Thomas Carlyle

   As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
 ~saying about birthday card by Thomas A. Edison

   There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in travelling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift one's position, and be bruised in a new place.
 ~quote about Changes by Washington Irving

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   They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.
 ~quotes on War by Ernest Hemingway

   Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner.
 ~sayings on Vegetarianism by Lynda Montgomery

   In its broadest ecological context, economic development is the development of more intensive ways of exploiting the natural environment.
 ~quotations on Environment by Richard Wilkinson

   Did you ever hear anyone say, That work had better be banned because I might read it and it might be very damaging to me?
 ~funny birthday card saying by Joseph Henry Jackson

   Half of the world’s work is done by people who don’t feel good.
 ~saying about birthday card by

   It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
 ~quote about Alcohol by Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker

   The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
 ~quotes on Life by Henry David Thoreau, Walden

   The friend, the teacher, the merchant and preacher treat you according to your bank account.
 ~sayings on Financial by

   None preach better than the ant. And he says nothing. He preaches by example.
 ~quotations on Personality by

   Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854

   Love - the feeling - is a fruit of love, the verb.
 ~saying about birthday card by Stephen Covey

   I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?
 ~quote about Luck by Jean Cocteau

   Every evil is some good spelt backwards, and in it the wise know how to read Wisdom.
 ~quotes on Adversity by Coventry Patmore

   Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
 ~sayings on Baseball by Jim Murray

   Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.
 ~quotations on Love by Francesca M. Cancian

   A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Samuel Grafton

   Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue.
 ~saying about birthday card by Eugene O'Neill, The Great God Brown, 1926

   Capital punishment: The income tax.
 ~quote about Taxes by Jeff Hayes

   The world just does not fit conveniently into the format of a 35mm camera.
 ~quotes on Photography by W. Eugene Smith

   The gap in our economy is between what we have and what we think we ought to have - and that is a moral problem, not an economic one.
 ~sayings on Consumerism by Paul Heyne

   Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal
 ~quotations on Attitude by Tupac Shakur

   Is solace anywhere more comforting than in the arms of a sister.
 ~funny birthday card saying by Alice Walker

   It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you
 ~saying about birthday card by Dick Cheney

   You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.
 ~quote about Wise Words by Steven D. Woodhull

   All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.
 ~quotes on Religion by Cathy Ladman

   All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.
 ~sayings on Smiles by Chris Hart

   The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.
 ~quotations on Food by Beatrice & Ira Freeman

   Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
 ~funny birthday card saying by H.G. Wells, The Outline of History

   The good news: Computers allow us to work 100% faster. The bad news: They generate 300% more work
 ~saying about birthday card by Unknown

   One man with courage makes a majority.
 ~quote about Courage by Andrew Jackson

   Few women and fewer men have enough character to be idle.
 ~quotes on Idleness by E.V. Lucas

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